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[JingleBells]

Nope,I understand his humorous technique, it just comes across as smug.
Like a little smuggy gnome on stage holding a mug with smug on it.
Won't be long before he comes on stage and spends his entire act just looking knowingly at the audience, he probably allready has actually.

You clearly didn't watch this weeks ep

 

[gohan]

he's not really funny tbh, he's just like a bitter old man having a rant, it's more liek nervous laughter than acctauly humor..... some of the things he sadi were genuinely funny, but most of it was just random drivel

 

[mooSe_]

 

[dysfunction]

he's not really funny tbh, he's just like a bitter old man having a rant, it's more like nervous drunken laughter than acctauly humor..... all of the things he said was just random drivel

Fixed

 

[Rulke]

YouTube - Space Battleship Yamato theatrical trailer - feat. Steven Tyler's "Love Lives"

 

[Lamp]

At Waterloo Station, I saw someone who was taller than me today - by at least 6 inches. Freak.

 

[Everz]

Your a midget though Lamp.

 

[gohan]

At Waterloo Station, I saw someone who was taller than me today - by at least 6 inches. Freak.

you saw some one that was 3'6"


bloody freaks

 

[TdC]

YouTube - Space Battleship Yamato theatrical trailer - feat. Steven Tyler's "Love Lives"

omg I watched that anime so much as a kid 0o

 

[Job]

 

[BloodOmen]

YouTube - Best Death Scene Ever

 

[Job]

You clearly didn't watch this weeks ep

I squirm watching him, but he has nailed comic timing to the nanosecond.

 

[BloodOmen]

YouTube - Vegan Black Metal Chef Episode 1 Pad Thai

 

[Billargh]

Christ Stewart Lee is incredibly shit. Hope I'm not interested in shit like that when I'm in his demographic, only 40+ according to him.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

He's funny, but his delivery and style and general attitude make me not watch him. It's not entertaining watching a smug prick, no matter how clever or funny he is. Problem is that he doesn't need to be smug for his act, he just ramps it up to stupid smug levels.

 

[Job]

I've been watching to deconstruct his style.
He basically acts out jokes in a Thespian manner, a throw away one liner for an ordinary comedian, he could drag out for twenty minutes.
It's like Patrick Stewart telling jokes on Tamazopan.

 

[Everz]

I met a girl in a nightclub and told her 'I'm going to fuck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine'.

She replied, 'Wow, let's go, it's good to find a man with such stamina these days'.

For some reason she didn't seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan.

 

[fettoken]

Well dont promise too much. It WILL bite you in the back.

 

[Lamp]

My garden's looking very brown. Can't remember the last time the garden had a good soaking.

 

[Lamp]

Wierd physics facts:

1. An electron can spin both clockwise and anti-clockwise at the same time

2. If you were to go round in a circle close to the speed of light, you'd travel forwards in time

3. GPS systems only work accurately because computers on board can take into account that time runs more slowly on earth than it does out in orbit

4. Two atoms can be "entangled" such that even if they are far apart from one another (even as far as opposite sides of the universe), if you do something to one of them, it instantaneously affects the behaviour of the other one

5. For a photon, time stands still, such that the past, present, and future all collapse down to one eternal moment

 

[bainteor]

Interesting facts, been a while since I studied physics. Is 4) supersymmetry? Not sure about 1) though, I thought there were theories to disprove that. Some very interesting facts nonetheless, I do miss knowing all of this. Have a rep.

 

[Job]

1: direction is a human illusion
2: We are allways moving forward in time.
3: GPS satellites only ca;; home once an orbit over the States for time corrections
4: Not sure of that one how do you tangle two on opposite sides of the universe
theoretical I suppose
5: How do you know it isn't running around shouting woohoo while you're not watching.

 

[Lamp]

I didn't make them up. They're on Professor Jim Al-Khalili's website. Got a lot of time for him. Prefer him to Brian Cox TBH

 

[Job]

I made mine up

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[georgie]

Shaye...

Suuuuuuure, Wazz.

 

[Rulke]

 

[fettoken]

Wierd physics facts:



2. If you were to go round in a circle close to the speed of light, you'd travel forwards in time

If we were not limited by technology, i bet that nothing special would happen. Well maybe you'd die due to the immense speed.

 

[dysfunction]

If we were not limited by technology, i bet that nothing special would happen. Well maybe you'd die due to the immense speed.

you mean being crushed by gravity?

 

[Ormorof]

i believe its the theory of relativistic flight, though i may have mis-spelt relativistic

edit: i dont pretend to understand it, but i read a book recently with some cool sci fi time travel involved