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Mabs

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looks like "Fisher Price My First Car" tbh, hateful things
 

Scouse

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Looks like something I could never fit inside.

You're joking aren't you? Saw one the other day - it was fucking hewuge.

Can't stand 'em tbh. Mate had an original mini cooper and it was a scream - despite me hitting my head on the roof and my legs being around my ears. Another mate has one of the new ones. Awful.
 

Raven

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I quite like the new ones. The coupes and estates are horrific though.
 

BloodOmen

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Job

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My goodness theres a lot of Mini love spilling over here...my only input is that I learned to drive in an original 1275gt and did a tour of the Landrover factory where they had a machine the size of pizza hut that banged out Mini panels..one a second...the bodies are made in Solihull by Landrover you see...well they were then.
 

Gwadien

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Posted by @Damini on le Facebooks Fuggler Page, made me laugh;

It takes me a while to take a hint. One time I went to get our car fixed, and I asked the man how much it would cost and he smiled at me and said he'd do it for the cost of a couple drinks and I PHONED UP MY HUSBAND IN FRONT OF HIM AND SAID "He only wants a few cans of beer! How good is that?".
 

Moriath

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My goodness theres a lot of Mini love spilling over here...my only input is that I learned to drive in an original 1275gt and did a tour of the Landrover factory where they had a machine the size of pizza hut that banged out Mini panels..one a second...the bodies are made in Solihull by Landrover you see...well they were then.
Red mini. City I think it was b540 ank. Was the first car I drove after passing my test and I used to borrow it off me mum. Loved it like a roller skate. Basic, stuck to the road and knees around your arm pits.
 

fettoken

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Hahahah.

"I'm not sure this could be implemented within the given timescale"
 

Scouse

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Looks like she's made out of china. Nothing special about her at all. It'd be like fucking a titless sack of bones.


Still.....I would.
 

soze

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Actually, I think she's mutton dressed as lamb.
Not really the point though you could bag 100 girls hotter than her over a month and your mate who got a sympathy hand job from Emma Watson would still have a better story than you.
 

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