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[BloodOmen]

 

[Madmaxx]

lol some scenes are good


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63l7rwLf-ZE

 

[Raven]

The bastard is going to be sentenced and jailed for at least 25 years. Then when he comes out he'll be the new president.

That's how it works down there, right?

I think he will bounce back tbh.

 

[Lamp]

Happy Valentines!... what lol


http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/14/woman...video-of-him-having-sex-with-her-dog-4304134/

That is one horrible looking dog

 

[Job]

I find personally, and I'm sure this is well documented, that the best way to seduce a woman is to set yourself up then put yourself down.
Start with some mild bragging and she'll be like, ' this prick thinks hes the man, but really he's a wanker'.
then pull the rug from under your own ego and admit to failing under pressure.
You just have to be funny and the never fail way to be amusing is to pick up on topics during the conversation and then relate new ones back to them in ways that give you a shared experience of failure.
OR...just watch friends reruns endlessly and become Chandler.

For example...pick up on the key points she is telling you, say her dog barks at everyone., then much later she might be telling you that some guy was catting her up and you say..'how did he do that with your dog hanging off his ass?'

The trick is not to sound smug
you get the picture.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Or, you know, be yourself and don't try

 

[caLLous]

Either that or she thinks you're bipolar

 

[CorNokZ]

I find personally, and I'm sure this is well documented, that the best way to seduce a woman is to set yourself up then put yourself down.
Start with some mild bragging and she'll be like, ' this prick thinks hes the man, but really he's a wanker'.
then pull the rug from under your own ego and admit to failing under pressure.
You just have to be funny and the never fail way to be amusing is to pick up on topics during the conversation and then relate new ones back to them in ways that give you a shared experience of failure.
OR...just watch friends reruns endlessly and become Chandler.

For example...pick up on the key points she is telling you, say her dog barks at everyone., then much later she might be telling you that some guy was catting her up and you say..'how did he do that with your dog hanging off his ass?'

The trick is not to sound smug
you get the picture.

You should try roofies

Guaranteed 100% success rate. No chatting either

 

[old.Tohtori]

You should try roofies

Guaranteed 100% success rate. No chatting either

But all the carrying and undressing and explaining and you're too tired to f*ck when you get him..eerr....her somewhere.

 

[Olgaline]

Roofies,
When zZzz..slurp..zzz..snort..zZz..mflfmflf..means,
Yes please

 

[Fweddy]

The best way to get women is to pretend to like shoes for a while and then say "Nice tits. Can I shit on them?"

 

[TdC]

I love shit like this. I've literally only had a fright at height once and that was because it was sudden (walked around a corner - no barrier, vertical drop - there was supposed to be a guard but he'd fucked off to eat Guinea Pig sandwich or something), and not too stable (on top of Huayna Picchu in Peru), other than that, yeah, I'd go up these buildings.

ooh ooh I have something similar from Iceland. nowhere near as high, but still pretty much on the edge! will post when I get home from workies

 

[Aoami]

Gulfoss in Iceland is like it. Huge icy waterfall with a thin bit of rope between you and certain death. When I went there EVERYONE fell over on the path down there at least once

 

[Job]

Went to repair a boiler in one of the roughest part of Liverpool, doleite city,,most utter scumbags.
So I'm working on the boiler and the jobless partner comes in, straight to me.
'Hey mate you passed this boiler six months ago'..I'm like 'yeah..why?'
'Cos the plug in the wall has got a crack in it and thats dangerous..I hope your'e insured dickhead.'
He goes outside and starts writing the details off my van.
So I rang the landlord and he asked to talk to him, I can hear the landlord telling him to fuck off or
he'll evict him and put him in hospital.
The scumbags shouting 'I'm recording this'..which he obviously isn't on my phone.
I can hear the landlord screaming 'I'm coming round now and you'd better be gone you little fucker'
Jesus this people are the reason Hitler went mad.

 

[Mabs]

Jesus this people are the reason Hitler went mad.

and the worst person in that story is you..grats ?

 

[Aoami]

Anonymous bringing the noise at Goodge Street right now lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

My neck thanks you

 

[Gwadien]

Holy Shit, DHL have a parcel for me worth $7.4million waiting in Nigeria.

 

[Lethul]

and the worst person in that story is you..grats ?

.. what?

 

[Job]

The crack was a hairline fracture..it wasnt coming apart he was simply trying his luck..thats why the landlord went ballistic..the same guy has tried to sue him..and this isnt made up...under EU laws saying one of the bedrooms is too small.

 

[mooSe_]

 

[TdC]

this is what I was talking about




Its on the path that goes behind this waterfall...

 

[Aoami]

My neck thanks you

No idea why it rotated that way!

 

[caLLous]

Another one.

 

[mooSe_]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah ok that's clever

 

[BloodOmen]

Memories

 

[Job]

Best quote from a climate modeler I've seen in the general media so far.

Mat Collins, a Professor in climate systems at Exeter University, said the storms have been driven by the jet stream – the high-speed current of air that girdles the globe – which has been ‘stuck’ further south than usual.
:‘There is no evidence that global warming can cause the jet stream to get stuck in the way it has this winter. If this is due to climate change, it is outside our knowledge.’

 

[fettoken]

Could not stop laughing to this, literally. Out of breath. Caption of the century.

 

[TdC]

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2014/03/bluefin-tuna/superfish-interactive