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[Bigmac]

I feel for the dev to be honest, all the hate/threats he's getting I bet there's a few people out there that will hurt him irl. Crazy world we live in.

 

[fettoken]

Hahah, met some girl, went to the movies etc, had a very nice time, she msg me back saying we should watch another one etc, all was fine, but i had a feeling i should have done something before last we went our separate ways, better kiss than not, right.

Get this. She sends me a text saying that she cannot meet me again, as i remind her too much of her brother. This is priceless. Awww, great pub story.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Surely he'll need the money for when Nintendo sues him from using so much of their material?

Been saying that since i saw it

 

[Lamp]

Don't understand the fuss about Flappy Bird
Just downloaded it. Thought it was an utter pile of cack.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26114364

 

[old.user4556]

Hahah, met some girl, went to the movies etc, had a very nice time, she msg me back saying we should watch another one etc, all was fine, but i had a feeling i should have done something before last we went our separate ways, better kiss than not, right.

Get this. She sends me a text saying that she cannot meet me again, as i remind her too much of her brother. This is priceless. Awww, great pub story.

Brotherzoned!

 

[TdC]

haha!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onFrBK_hKE

at something like 50s in some bint gets saved by a dude/group of dudes. I was like...wait, where did they come from?

 

[Nate]

at something like 50s in some bint gets saved by a dude/group of dudes. I was like...wait, where did they come from?

Likely a beaver at some point

 

[MYstIC G]

 

[CorNokZ]

http://designtaxi.com/news/363660/A...-That-Opens-And-Closes-Like-A-Piece-Of-Paper/

 

[soze]

I got friend zoned by a girl in work ages ago and I have come to accept it. Round her house about two weeks ago all 4 of her sisters where there. I got talking to the youngest one and we were having a great time. At the end of the night as I left she asked for my phone number!!! Two days later she calls up and.... asks for help fixing her laptop

Yes I helped her and no I have not heard from her since

 

[CorNokZ]

Duuuuhh.... Laptop is what the young girls are calling their snatches these days!

The fact that you fixed her actual laptop must have been a MASSIVE turn off!

 

[Jupitus]

This made me chuckle:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/ktla-anchor-apologizes-mistaking-samuel-679048

 

[Bigmac]

I got friend zoned by a girl in work ages ago and I have come to accept it. Round her house about two weeks ago all 4 of her sisters where there. I got talking to the youngest one and we were having a great time. At the end of the night as I left she asked for my phone number!!! Two days later she calls up and.... asks for help fixing her laptop

Yes I helped her and no I have not heard from her since

Nice guys finish last!

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

You have to entice women man, practice , practice being suggestive without seeming creepy.
It's a fine line, but once you learn to walk it, the chicks are yours.

 

[fettoken]

I forgot to shave

You have to entice women man, practice , practice being suggestive without seeming creepy.
It's a fine line, but once you learn to walk it, the chicks are yours.

So, give me an example. You've been at the cinema all day watching a movie after taking a beer or two and you are about to go home (nothing has been said as to where). What do you do/say? How do you suggest you want to poke her brains out, at her or your place, without being creepy, or too direct.

 

[Aoami]

'Ows about a birra the ol' in-out in-out then love?

Obviously.

 

[soze]

You say "well it ain't gonna suck itself" while pointing at your crouch.

Or you ask if she fancies a night cap / coffee round yours.

 

[Scouse]

There's always rape.




What?

 

[Cerb]

There's always rape.




What?

 

[old.user4556]

I forgot to shave


So, give me an example. You've been at the cinema all day watching a movie after taking a beer or two and you are about to go home (nothing has been said as to where). What do you do/say? How do you suggest you want to poke her brains out, at her or your place, without being creepy, or too direct.

She's already made up her mind if she wants to fuck you, so move in for a sly kiss - if she's like "wtf?", she doesn't want to fuck.

Wanting to fuck is not complicated.

 

[fettoken]

She's already made up her mind if she wants to fuck you, so move in for a sly kiss - if she's like "wtf?", she doesn't want to fuck.

Wanting to fuck is not complicated.

Yeah, the only failure is inaction in such a moment.

 

[Lamp]

Anyone see top gear ep2 se21?
Loved the Lake Como race. The P1 is pretty awesome too.

 

[Edmond]

Bit too much surgery going on there Katie....

 

[TdC]

is that a human?

 

[Billargh]

She's fucking grim isn't she.

 

[TdC]

 

[Olgaline]

Bit too much surgery going on there Katie....

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same person?

 

[Scouse]

Anyone see top gear ep2 se21?
Loved the Lake Como race. The P1 is pretty awesome too.

Finished watching ten minutes ago. Had a funny thought about the structure of the show:

1. Plebs can aspire to the Alpha, even though it's a bit tacky and plastic because of new EU laws.
2. "Look at our military hardware! Even better at fighting plebs after years of murderous fail!"
3. Rich people can have the P1, and it's even better than anything else ever, because of hte same EU laws.

• (But the plebs can't, or we'll roll out the hardware)

Capitalism in a TV show.

 

[Scouse]

same person?

That's what I seriously thought tbfh.

Doctors need to look at themselves in the mirror and think about the hippocratic oath.