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[Scouse]

I wonder if anyone's ever done a proper environmental cost impact on bidets v bog roll. I'm sure someone must have somewhere.

You'd have thought that water processing is less energy intensive and resource instensive than paper manufacturing.

No chemicals, no logging (yes, I know), water being used to wash your arse rather than produce paper etc. etc.

 

[Job]

Worst camera person evah..but it gets there


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fpc1pnKbuQ#t=133

 

[DaGaffer]

You'd have thought that water processing is less energy intensive and resource instensive than paper manufacturing.

No chemicals, no logging (yes, I know), water being used to wash your arse rather than produce paper etc. etc.

But then you also have the manufacturing process of making bidets to consider. Plus bog roll is recycled paper generally so you have to offset that. I'd also assume the calculation is region dependent.

 

[caLLous]

Taxi companies vs. the disabled... Relative costs of using bog roll vs. bidets... We have it all here!

 

[Gwadien]

@Scouse Tell us where you got your bidet from.

 

[soze]

I am 100% sure when I move next I will install a bidet. As it is I take my morning shit and have a shower it is the only way to feel 100% clean. If I have to shit and cant shower even using baby wipes it does not feel right.

 

[caLLous]

Wait, what? You don't like that feeling of your bum fluff being knitted together by poo?

 

[Zarjazz]

You'd have thought that water processing is less energy intensive and resource instensive than paper manufacturing.

No chemicals, no logging (yes, I know), water being used to wash your arse rather than produce paper etc. etc.

Actually what with all the forests planted to produced the paper I wouldn't be surprised if it has a positive effect since it takes so much carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and ends up sequestered back into the ground.

 

[Jupitus]

My best mate has one of those full function Japanese toilets which takes care of it including a blow dry feature... it's really good actually Cost a bomb, though

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah, but you usually don't put sh*t on your arm the next day anyway and you don't eat with your arse

No but I don't like walking about with shit particles in my pants all day

 

[DaGaffer]

No but I don't like walking about with shit particles in my pants all day

Got some you bad news for you. If you fart, this is happening anyway.

 

[CorNokZ]

Yes but not in the same scale

 

[Scouse]

Actually what with all the forests planted to produced the paper I wouldn't be surprised if it has a positive effect since it takes so much carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and ends up sequestered back into the ground.

They're to replace the trees they cut down - and saplings aren't as effect at sequestering as more mature trees.

But yep @Gwadien - I ain't got one but next place I'm definitely doing it. Better all round tbfh.

 

[old.Tohtori]

No but I don't like walking about with shit particles in my pants all day

Well wiping your arse helps, we'vetalked before about skidmark problems and how people don't know how to do the wiping

I can understand if you're one who is prone to brownstriped undies.

 

[Chilly]

Well wiping your arse helps, we'vetalked before about skidmark problems and how people don't know how to do the wiping

I can understand if you're one who is prone to brownstriped undies.

It's not that simple, though. I've got a hairy arse crack. That means I can wipe and wipe and get it 98% of the way there, but there's always little bits and pieces knocking about which ultimately lead to stinking arse syndrome.

 

[BloodOmen]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L3KAf5Lge4

Old but still awesome.

 

[Job]

Sussana Hoffs from the Bangles...still got it on every level.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=s...WM7AathYGQAw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=676

 

[Nate]

Do students get any discount worth bothering with at dominoes?

 

[Raven]

Not really but then even at half price dominoes is a rip off.

 

[Scouse]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk37D_tkCCc

 

[Raven]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg


http://distractify.com/fun/amazing-t-rex-optical-illusion/

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[old.Tohtori]

And as per usual, Bloods been watching sweaty men with hard rods in their hands

 

[Access Denied]

How hard can it be to find internal UK flights? I'm going to Wales next month and I really don't want to be travelling for 9 hours on the train if I can help it.

Does anyone know of a site where I can search for flights between areas rather than specific destinations?

 

[Aoami]

sky scanner? search from UK to your destination

 

[Raven]

Drive? Even hiring a car will be less money and ballache than flying.

 

[Aoami]

Domestic flights are ludicrously expensive.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I really don't want to be travelling for 9 hours on the train if I can help it.

If it's a nice train that actually sounds really cool, though not alone

Bring a friend, or a prostitute.

 

[Gwadien]

Can a company take money from you, then refund you, then take money back?

IE, Twice now, I've sent parcels back to Amazon via Collect+ and I get a refund email as soon as they scan it at the shop, what if I send an empty box lol?

 

[Scouse]

How hard can it be to find internal UK flights? I'm going to Wales next month and I really don't want to be travelling for 9 hours on the train if I can help it

Where you going in Wales? You're gonna end up driving anyway....