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[Lamp]

We've just eaten the most enormous take-away curry. Boy, it was good. I don't look fat, but I bloody well feel it. Stuffed. My pores will ooze madras sauce tonight. My arse will look like a blood orange in the morning. The toilet will need to be sealed by experts in biochem suits and decontaminated.

4 x samosas
2 x nan
1 x daal
2 x chicken madras (one extra hot)
1 x lamb biriani
1 x mushroom rice
1 x pilau rice
1 x bombay aloo
4 x pakhoras
1 x vegetable curry
6 x popadoms

2 people eating, £33. Food arived piping hot within 30 mins. Plenty left over for breakfast tomorrow

 

[brooky]

lamps turning fh into his facebook status, next well will be told he's just gone upstairs for a shit

 

[caLLous]

I'm sure he's shared that with us on numerous occasions already.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Checking forums before going to bed. #yolo

 

[Lamp]

I'm sure he's shared that with us on numerous occasions already.

Correct
As soon as Deebs activates the Smellovision app on FH, you're all in for a treat.

 

[caLLous]

NSA Prism: Why I'm boycotting US cloud tech - and you should too

Good stuff.

 

[Dukat]

Doug Stanhope is a fucking legend

 

[Overdriven]

Checking forums before going to bed. #yolo

Checking forums on smartphone before getting out of bed in the morning #yolo

 

[Raven]

Just got back from a gig in Leicester. I swear that town is populated by hobbits. I am tall but not excessively so but I felt like Gandalf in the hobbit hole there.

 

[Gwadien]

Just got back from a gig in Leicester. I swear that town is populated by hobbits. I am tall but not excessively so but I felt like Gandalf in the hobbit hole there.

Fuck you, I'm 6 foot.

Where at? Let me guess, Demont Hall or O2?

And we're a city, we have a cathedral.

 

[megadave]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Checking forums on smartphone before getting out of bed in the morning #yolo

Living on the edge man, these kids don't know the meaning of #yolo. Gotta gets me some prunes.

 

[BloodOmen]

People that say #yolo and #swag should be shot.

 

[Lamp]

LOL
Only in England

http://www.royal.gov.uk/RoyalEventsandCeremonies/SwanUpping/SwanUpping.aspx

When a brood of cygnets is sighted, a cry of "All up!" is given to signal that the boats should get into position. On passing Windsor Castle, the rowers stand to attention in their boat with oars raised and salute "Her Majesty The Queen, Seigneur of the Swans".

 

[Overdriven]

People that say #yolo and #swag should be shot.

Just because you have no hashtag yolo or hashtag swag!

People who say 'Hashtag'

Drives me mental.

 

[Punishment]

Fucking twitter

 

[megadave]

this is hilarious, especially the ending http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994

 

[Edmond]

this is hilarious, especially the ending http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994

Brilliant, what a nobhead

 

[Raven]

 

[caLLous]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994

Wow.

 

[Sydrik]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994

Wow.

4 posts up.

There's lazy, then there's Callous lazy

 

[old.Tohtori]

People that say #yolo and #swag should be shot.

Quite. The biggest problem with it is the backsides nature of it.

"I'll just jump off this building and maybe die"
Why?
"You only live once man!"
Should be a saying to -not- do it.

 

[CorNokZ]

If I could choose a job in the world, it'd be astronaut

http://www.upworthy.com/some-strange-things-are-happening-to-astronauts-returning-to-earth?c=gasan1

 

[caLLous]

4 posts up.

There's lazy, then there's Callous lazy

Bollocks.

 

[Lamp]

Posters up for World War Z everywhere.
Anyone seen it?

 

[Raven]

Its terrible apparently.

 

[rynnor]

Today I found a rare snail that can scupper planning applications and visited one of Europe's best preserved Roman baths underneath a motorway - that's pretty random

 

[Job]

Nick Griffin has called Mandela a croaking old terrorist..that should stir the hornets nest.

 

[Raven]

I'm so glad he is charge of the BNP.

 

[Edmond]

If I could choose a job in the world, it'd be astronaut

http://www.upworthy.com/some-strange-things-are-happening-to-astronauts-returning-to-earth?c=gasan1

That was great!