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fettoken

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Somehow I complemented her for a very nice cocktrail dress, should have lost the r. Worth it though.
 

old.Tohtori

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Gwadien

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What an absolute prick. If I was that girl's father I'd have punched the cunt in the face.

Wow, I didn't think he was gonna get that retarded..

But in all fairness there should be a don't be pussy warning for it, cos if he kept slowing down for her, he could've been rammed from behind by someone that plainly refused to brake.

They should have a walkie talkie system and cameras down it!
 

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yeah we should control everything as people are clearly dicks who can't be trusted to play well and will kick off at anyone for any reason. quick! let's set up a government!
 

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yeah we should control everything as people are clearly dicks who can't be trusted to play well and will kick off at anyone for any reason. quick! let's set up a government!

Nah, I don't mean control, I mean simple give everyone a walkie talkie who goes down it, so you can warn them if people have slowed down ahead etc.

As I say, if she slows down, he slows down, everyone slows down, potentially causing a crash :)
 

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Having to deal with other people is called life. I dread to think what that guy is like in a car or in public transport. don't like what you get then go again under better circumstances or gtfo imo.
 

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mmmm yes but err his reaction was a bit OTT "SHES FUCKING RUINED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH IM GONNA GET YOU BITCH!"

time to see a shrink methinks :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Funniest part about it was how "oh sh*t i'm in troubles" quiet he got after he rammed her.

Which is to say that's the usual problem with ramming women :p
 

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He deserves a kicking for DDoS'ing BarrysWorld back-in-the-day ...
 

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He deserves a kicking for DDoS'ing BarrysWorld back-in-the-day ...


"Kim Dotcom, the imprisoned mastermind behind busted file-sharing site Megaupload and, bizarrely, also the top-scoring killer on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, wasn't always a showboating millionaire. He also ran a competitive video game league in the late-90s. And was by all accounts a rather sore loser.
How sore? Like, banning from his league everyone who beat him at a game of first-person shooter Quake 2. That kind of sore loser.
After our original report on Dotcom went up over the weekend, we heard from old-time Quake 2 players who had encountered the billionaire when he was known online as "Kimble". Using that handle, Dotcom - formerly Kim Schmitz - had become a relatively well-known personality among online PC gamers at the time, in part because he ran a Quake league called Liga.net.
In September 1998, PlanetQuake reported that Kimble, after losing a game against Immortal (at the time one of the world's top players), became so upset he banned his opponent from the league, accusing him of using bots, a form of automated cheating. There are then reports from gamers complaining about Immortal's banning were kicked to the curb right alongside him.
Those booted from Dotcom's Liga.net of course claimed it was Kimble himself that had been cheating, because the other thing he was well-known for, regardless of whether it was true or not, was being a high-profile and notorious users of bots.
Going into more detail was this commenter in the original Modern Warfare 3 story from the weekend:
Back in the days of Quake 2 and the Barrysworld free server network, Dotcom used to troll the Rocket Arena 2 duel arenas as 'www.kimble.org' with an aimbot on his 6ms T1 line, raging people to the point that the entire server would clear, rather than put up with him. Then one day he was faced down and beaten by a girl-gamer on a shitty BT ISDN line - one on one, rail only. He raged so hard that he then dc'ed, looked up the player's name up on Quake.net irc and DDoSed the b0rk.co.uk irc bouncer that she used offline. Having realised he'd accomplished nothing, he then proceeded to DDoS the entire Barrysworld server array for a week, out of petty vengeance for being made to look like a twat. He was a cheating shit now, so I'd very surprised if that #1 position is legit now, either. Take a browse through the PlanetQuake archives if you wanna see the other shit he pulled, like banning the people that beat him in the leagues he admined for liga.net. 100% twat material.​
Then there's this gem from a forum thread where a bunch of old Quake 2 players are reminiscing:
I remember him. I played him once on barrysworld (Yeh I'm that old :<). Just about the most blatant cheater you'd ever play. .​
I got so pissed off at one point that I focused all my attention and managed to kill him once. Which felt pretty good.​
His actual nick was www.kimble.org. Which was some sort of huge ego website of him traveling around the world in luxury cars/jets etc squandering money he scammed of some idiots during the dot.com boom.​
Needless to say he was arrested for fraud some time later.​
Anyway, the moral of the story is that the personality in game isn't all that different outside the game.​
While that "huge ego website" is long gone, if you're curious, it featured pictures like this."



Sounds like a right cunt tbh and based on that for once I hope the FBI don't cooperate at all with them.


This part was an utter gem to read

"Back in the days of Quake 2 and the Barrysworld free server network, Dotcom used to troll the Rocket Arena 2 duel arenas as 'www.kimble.org' with an aimbot on his 6ms T1 line, raging people to the point that the entire server would clear, rather than put up with him. Then one day he was faced down and beaten by a girl-gamer on a shitty BT ISDN line - one on one, rail only. He raged so hard that he then dc'ed, looked up the player's name up on Quake.net irc and DDoSed the b0rk.co.uk irc bouncer that she used offline. Having realised he'd accomplished nothing, he then proceeded to DDoS the entire Barrysworld server array for a week, out of petty vengeance for being made to look like a twat. He was a cheating shit now, so I'd very surprised if that #1 position is legit now, either. Take a browse through the PlanetQuake archives if you wanna see the other shit he pulled, like banning the people that beat him in the leagues he admined for liga.net. 100% twat material." <---- Beaten by a girl on an ISDN line when you have a T1 + aimbot, talk about being an utter shit cunt.
 
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Can I ask the Freddyshouse Etiquette Team to suggest an appropriate response to being called a "clumsy ball-bag" after dropping half a chocolate eclair on the sofa?

Thank you.
 

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Can I ask the Freddyshouse Etiquette Team to suggest an appropriate response to being called a "clumsy ball-bag" after dropping half a chocolate eclair on the sofa?

Thank you.
How about "i'll show you a clumsy ball-bag!" followed by a swift tea-bagging?
 

Lamp

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LMAO

Megadave wins 10 points and a Cup of Tea and Slice of Cake token for Chez Lamp
 

Lamp

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I'm thinking of a long-term delayed response. Wait till she's invited "polite company" over, and then casually slip a scrote out of the jeans zipper and start pulling and poking at it.

Like a mad scientist investigating a hairy brain.
 

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Nah, just wear really short, cheap shorts. The type where in the very least a ball spills out. Squats are optional.
 

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11 points to Raven, and a Chilli Roast Potato token to Chez Lamp.
 

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Pfft....I'm still waiting for my bag of M&M's
 

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They've been posted to you via Royal Mail, so you should get them a few days after Christmas. 2014.

Anyway, in the meanwhile, you get 8 points and a "Here's a pair of binoculars and a step ladder if you climb that tree and wait until 8:13am you can see the 23 year old Australian swimming instructor next door taking a shower" token.
 

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Off to Oregon/ California for 9 days tomorrow. Canny bloody wait! Portland - Drive to crater lake - Drive down through Redwoods and along Route 1 - stop off for two nights of shagging in Sonoma and then on down to San Francisco for 2 more nights. Get in!
 

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