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[Punishment]

About to go buy some pants and a hoodie and some casual shoes cause im bored even with the whole interwebs at my disposal

 

[CorNokZ]

http://www.theworlds50best.com/list/1-50-winners/

Noma bumped down from 1st place after winning it twice in a row.. Can't help but think, it was because a whole bunch of people got the Norovirus not too long ago from eating there

 

[Zarjazz]

http://www.theworlds50best.com/list/1-50-winners/

Now I'm really really hungry.

 

[Gwadien]

Nelson Mandela isn't looking too well is he? - Mind you, he's had a brilliant innings considering his life.

 

[DaGaffer]

Now I'm really really hungry.

Me too. Been to four in the top hundred. Surprised its that many tbh.

 

[Job]

The muslim beard is the most fuck ugly look on the planet, it's probably the single most 'possible nutter' marking there is.

 

[CorNokZ]

The muslim beard is the most fuck ugly look on the planet, it's probably the single most 'possible nutter' marking there is.

It gets even worse when they dye it red

 

[Punishment]

Mmm just cooked 2 Jumbo sausage rolls and 6 tesco potato waffles after my run to the shops, mmm

All washed down by some Grolsch

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[Lamp]

Dolce et docorum est
A poem by Wilfred Owen describing the horrors of trench warfare in WW1
____________________________________________________________

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime.—
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams before my helpless sight
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin,
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.

 

[Billargh]

 

[Lamp]

Going for dim sum this Friday

"It is customary to pour tea for others during dim sum before filling one's own cup. When pouring tea for people on one's left side, the right hand should be used to hold the teapot and vice versa. A custom unique to the Cantonese is to thank the person pouring the tea by tapping the bent index finger if you are single, or by tapping both the index and middle finger if you are married."

Alternatively, stuff your food down your throat like a heathen pig, order a beer, and tell the person on your left to pour his own damn tea =

 

[Access Denied]

I see three identical posts Lamp. By your own claims you now owe myself and the rest of FH a drink. I'll have a double.

 

[BloodOmen]

would have made casualty alot better if it was like that

 

[rynnor]

Alternatively, stuff your food down your throat like a heathen pig

That would be authentic cantonese style eating - bits flying everywhere.

What always amazes me is the amount of food chinese people order at these restaurants - every meal is a banquet!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh what a lovely mayday hangover.

 

[Edmond]

What lovely mayday hayfever

 

[caLLous]

O'Sullivan must be furious with himself that he has to play tonight. He was outstanding yesterday though, I don't know why they thought Ding was going to win it after his performance against Hawkins.

 

[Raven]

What lovely mayday hayfever

I started pill popping at the weekend so nicely dosed up on antihistamines.

 

[TdC]

I see three identical posts Lamp. By your own claims you now owe myself and the rest of FH a drink. I'll have a double.

lies! (I will have that double now, Lamp )

 

[TdC]

http://imgur.com/gallery/UBYyD

 

[Zenith]

Ryanair is fucking taking the piss.

Had to book an emergency flight, so I missed the online checkin. I arrive in Edinburgh quite early on, but the que is massive. Ryanair apparently just pay for ONE check-in attendant, for a fully fucking booked flight. I stood in that que for atleast an hour. When I arrive at the desk, it's FUCKING 5 minutes left to checkin. They THEN tell me I have to run to the other side of the terminal to do a onsite check-in. Run over. It's closed. Im fucked.

Now, I fucked up. Twice. Ryanair is also ridicuously cheap to have onl 1 guy doing the check in.

 

[Gwadien]

Ryanair is fucking taking the piss.

Had to book an emergency flight, so I missed the online checkin. I arrive in Edinburgh quite early on, but the que is massive. Ryanair apparently just pay for ONE check-in attendant, for a fully fucking booked flight. I stood in that que for atleast an hour. When I arrive at the desk, it's FUCKING 5 minutes left to checkin. They THEN tell me I have to run to the other side of the terminal to do a onsite check-in. Run over. It's closed. Im fucked.

Now, I fucked up. Twice. Ryanair is also ridicuously cheap to have onl 1 guy doing the check in.

Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

IE think ahead; don't use Ryanair!

 

[Cerb]

O'Sullivan must be furious with himself that he has to play tonight. He was outstanding yesterday though, I don't know why they thought Ding was going to win it after his performance against Hawkins.

I watched a half hour of it yesterday. Christ when Ronny is playing like that it looks like he's playing a different game to everyone else.

 

[caLLous]

The first session yesterday was the best session of snooker I can remember watching, he was immense.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Erm, this is a joke, yes?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/01/nazi-...nating-a-pot-plant-nigel-farage-says-3709721/

 

[Access Denied]

lies! (I will have that double now, Lamp )

Abuse of power!!! I demand an inquiry, but only if there are strippers as witnesses.

 

[BloodOmen]

Erm, this is a joke, yes?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/01/nazi-...nating-a-pot-plant-nigel-farage-says-3709721/

I see! maybe the nazi's were just misunderstood pot plant lovers then? maybe hitler just wanted to dominate the world of horticulture :O

 

[Shagrat]

What a misleading headline, thé article actually says the photo was taken as he reached to take the phone off his girlfriend to stop her taking pictures of him doing stupid impersonations.

Nothing like a sensationalist headline to take a story completely out of context. If you can even class this as worthy of bring s story anyway.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What a misleading headline, thé article actually says the photo was taken as he reached to take the phone off his girlfriend to stop her taking pictures of him doing stupid impersonations.

Nothing like a sensationalist headline to take a story completely out of context. If you can even class this as worthy of bring s story anyway.

Have you seen the picture? He's clearly not reaching for a phone/camera. You don't reach to grab something with a completely flattened palm and a dead eye star straight down the lens.