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[old.Osy]

I rarely get into physical confrontations, always try to avoid them or have it end peacefully somehow.

In the few ones i've been involved:

- Got knocked out in one punch that destroyed my nose - hospital for 2 weeks, from ONE punch. The pyramidal bone shifted under my left eye, they re-arranged it by inserting 2 metal rods up my nose and they hammered it in place with a small rubber covered hammer. 19 years old.
- Punch in stomach, lost all air, could not breathe, fight over. He just mocked me afterwards, luckily. 20-ish.
- Bar fight, wasn't even involved, but one guy mistankenly thought I was - I panicked and threw my beer at him, the bottle didn't break, but his forehead swell up in like an instant. Luckily I knew the owner and i left peacefully. 27ish
- Drunken idiot in our own pub, would harass everyone and insult everyone, nights on end. Guy is like 6.2, well built. One night i lost my temper, followed him outside as he took his leave, he noticed me and started running. Chased him off for a few blocks, then gave up following. Head towards cab station, find him catching up his breath in one cab, door open, feet out. Slammed the door over his feet a few times, punched him once or twice. Cabbie got out looking for blood, I just shrugged him off and got in another cab. Weeks later, drunken idiot returns to the same pub, he is now more peaceful, never said a word to me about it. This happened recently.

I'm 5.7, 154 pounds, totally geek looking. I can't fight for shit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Same here as with Raven and Eddie, not one fight. Broke up a few, avoided few by buying a drink, talked some etc. Once got pulled back from my collar to the groud as a guy was going after another guy(who he thought i was with), but that's it. Not even pushed anyone, just not in my nature and even as a skinny short guy i don't get into arguments that would even lead to fights.

Ofcourse sometimes fights just happen, but i've noticed that there's alwaysa way out and if you end up in a fight it doesn't mean -you- have to fight.

People just don't club as many abby seals as they used to

Lub don't club

 

[Scouse]

- Drunken idiot in our own pub, would harass everyone and insult everyone, nights on end. Guy is like 6.2, well built. One night i lost my temper, followed him outside as he took his leave, he noticed me and started running. Chased him off for a few blocks, then gave up following. Head towards cab station, find him catching up his breath in one cab, door open, feet out. Slammed the door over his feet a few times, punched him once or twice. Cabbie got out looking for blood, I just shrugged him off and got in another cab. Weeks later, drunken idiot returns to the same pub, he is now more peaceful, never said a word to me about it. This happened recently.

So, you chased a bloke across town and assaulted him because you thought he was a cunt?

Nice.

 

[soze]

This is not bragging it is embarrassing to think back to these times. I am big but I am slow and I have not skills the only fight I have ever won was because he did not fight back. Most of my trouble came through being associated with a gang of chavs when I was young. They all lived on my estate and were nice enough then but they watched too many gang movies because whenever we left the estate they were all looking for trouble. I have one 6 inch scar on my left forearm from a stanley knife. I have a scar above my eye where someone tried to gauge at it with a dart. And I narrowly missed having my skull caved in with a paving slab. And that was all before leaving secondary school. Even though it ended badly meeting my ex fiance that year may have literally saved my life.

Since dumping her and moving to Essex I have only been involved with breaking fights up. When i see people fight I tend to get involved and try to break it up I have been pushed and grabbed a few times since but never punched.

 

[dysfunction]

I think i can say in all honesty that i have never been in a fight in my life, i dont let myself get into the situation in the first place

Same here. Im not naturally aggressive so avoid those situations.

I may have had shoved a few people at school to stand my ground but never a proper punch up or scuffle.

 

[caLLous]

Bad. Ass.

 

[Job]

It begins...just seen a national ad from admiral insurance for gps trackers...young drivers now...everybody and compolsury tomorrow

 

[soze]

If it drops my insurance price I will take one of them and the Accident Cameras tomorrow. I don't speed and i am not having an affair GPS tracking can not hurt me.

 

[old.Osy]

So, you chased a bloke across town and assaulted him because you thought he was a cunt?

Nice.

He _is_ a cunt, the type that thinks they can do whatever to whoever when they're drunk. Frustrated individual who hides behind alcohol instead of fixing his life and not bother other people. Proper scum that is. He'd pop in late night, already intoxicated, abusing the bartender and other customers verbally, myself included - generally being an asshole and ruining it for everyone. When said bartender is a woman in her 30s, which you know and respect - that being our choice pub, i'd like to see you stand idle. He was repeatedly told to chill and get out, he would not have it.

Mind you, he did this on numerous occasions, I did not just do this out of the blue. He just scored too many negative points, is all.

He might have aswell kicked my ass due to sheer size difference, but he knew he was in the wrong and ran like a cunt he is. Also, the fact that I was too a bit drunk might have pushed me to think it was a good idea. However, I do not regret the gesture one bit.

 

[Lamp]

Not sure whether to order one of those mini PC's....anyone ever had one?

All I need is 16 Gig RAM, an Intel i5, Wireless WIFI card, 27 inch HD monitor, 2 Gig Hard Drive, 7.1 surround sound, bog standard GPU, maybe an SSD (not sure), and something small and quiet. And no, I don't want a laptop. Going to be used for movies, internet, MS Office, not gaming.

http://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/intel-mini-pcs/

 

[DaGaffer]

Not sure whether to order one of those mini PC's....anyone ever had one?

http://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/intel-mini-pcs/

What do you want to do with it? I was looking at one as media player and then realised a thirty quid RPi could do the same job.

 

[Job]

Wtf has happened to browsers..they used to take under 20mb of ram..now one frickin page of chrome opens up 3 instances in task manager..totalling about 140mb...they all do it..is it just to run that gobshite flash junk

 

[Bigmac]

 

[Scouse]

the type that thinks they can do whatever to whoever when they're drunk

Like punch people?


The pub could have barred him. If he refused to leave the police could have been called...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Toht in Scouse agreement shocker; it's the bars job to handle violent, abusive, etc people. Customer should not get involved.

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://www.gislounge.com/map-of-heavy-metal-bands-by-country-per-capita/

 

[caLLous]

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.gislounge.com/map-of-heavy-metal-bands-by-country-per-capita/

Represent you Viking scum


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYD3as5UoaM

 

[DaGaffer]

http://www.gislounge.com/map-of-heavy-metal-bands-by-country-per-capita/

Do they have an analysis of how many metal bands ride girls' bikes, with and without tassles?

 

[Mey]

Was wasted outside a bar, some drug dealer type chav asked me if I wanted drugs, can't remember the off the cuff comment I gave but he took offence, said he was going to knock me out. So I told him to do it and put me out of my misery because I didn't give a shit any more. He gave me a WTF look and wandered off confused.

In my experience the people to be worried about are the ones who attack you without any sort of vocal confrontation. Most other folk are just all fur coat and no knickers.

 

[soze]

In my experience the people to be worried about are the ones who attack you without any sort of vocal confrontation. Most other folk are just all fur coat and no knickers.

My cousin has always said that serious people don't talk about knocking you out they just knock you out.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[Madmaxx]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAjFGQWgmyk

 

[Lamp]

Samsung set to make a few quid
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22036876

If you're going bald you're going to die in agony on the M3
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22014173

The Mars rover takes industrial action over right-to-light denial
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22033765

 

[Zarjazz]

Samsung set to make a few quid
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22036876

That all vanishes once NK invades. Think of all those lost smartphones!

 

[Edmond]

I'm suprised Apple aren't funding NK nuclear program, just so they can wipe out Samsung

 

[Edmond]

Tom Hardy poses for a pic, thought it was good

 

[Mabs]

 

[Billargh]

http://www.ea.com/news/we-can-do-better

I wish I could facepalm my own posts, this is just cringe worthy.

 

[Ormorof]

http://www.ea.com/news/we-can-do-better

I wish I could facepalm my own posts, this is just cringe worthy.

especially the Origin comment, if forced to use it to play certain games it hardly counts as a voluntary sign up, doubt many of those 45 million users would stick with Origin if their games were available on Steam