SPAM This thread is for random spam!!

[Edmond]

I know, i couldn't believe it either

 

[TdC]

ooh you is celeb by proxy Ed!

 

[Job]

 

[russell]

My mate Rick got papped at Katie Price's wedding at the weekend. The guy she married is from my way and my mate knows him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-Inside-2-000-Willy-Wonka-themed-wedding.html

He is in the pic about halfway down carrying his wife, and the headline reads 'This is at 6pm: One of the groomsmen carries a rather worse for wear guest to their room'

but actually she doesn't drink, the reason he was carrying her was because they all had to be there so early to avoid it being found out, and then they didn't get any food till about 6.00, that she passed out.

The biggest shocker is how attractive the groom is. Phwoorrrrrr

 

[Raven]

Jordan's mum looks like an extra from Star Trek. Some sort of Ferengi/Cardassian cross.

 

[TdC]

the wedding was themed? looks like a bunch of normal peeps to me. I hate weddings though.

 

[Lamp]

(just finished re-watching the old Top Gear Bugatti/C182 race)
I want a Bugatti Veyron
How much is it?
A million quid
Where are you going to park it?
Eh?
And can it be red. I like red
Umm...
I'd like to get Miranda (her sister) insured on it
Only if I can stick my cock between her tits and cum on her face
She won't like that. She doesn't like getting her hair wet
So thats a yes then?

 

[Nate]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h3ET6jXFHJU

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm, technically the sun is shining, birds are singing and the sky is blue no matter the weather

 

[old.Tohtori]

...is masturbating with both hands handsome?

Disclaimer; might be bored at work.

 

[Tuthmes]

Thats like playing tennis with both hands. I never got used to it. Real men wank singlehanded.

 

[TdC]

want! http://bladerunnerthemovie.warnerbros.com

 

[old.Tohtori]

Added biebers face(told you i was bored!) to one of those "match me with a celebrity" things.

Was not shocked at results;

 

[DaGaffer]

want! http://bladerunnerthemovie.warnerbros.com

Meh. Not the film, I already have that on BD, but all the other crap.

 

[TdC]

the documentary is pretty cool imo. not just the usual all-sucking-each-others-cocks-how-great-it-was-to-work-with-so-and-so bullshit.

 

[Raven]

I am one of the few people that thinks its just average.

 

[Access Denied]

Added biebers face(told you i was bored!) to one of those "match me with a celebrity" things.

Was not shocked at results;

View attachment 14694

How the hell did it reach an 82% match with Kate Beckinsale? She is a Goddess and should never be likened that little ponce in this or any Universe!!!

 

[Madmaxx]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HO9fcHC044E

 

[megadave]

the last dude <3

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't wanna fight you, i like to be friendss with everybody, but i will f*ck you up

 

[Gwadien]

I don't wanna fight you, i like to be friendss with everybody, but i will f*ck you up

haha, when I was in like year 9, this lad jumped on my back, I shrugged him off, and said that to him, then he got back up, followed me, and attempted to trip me over, I buckled turned around and tore him to the ground, but I didn't say anything afterwards, I wish I did.

'Warned you motherfucker'

 

[Cerb]

I'd like to tell a cool story about fighting....but I'm not very good at it.....I tend to just windmill.

The last time I was in a fight I swung a punch that had the fist hit the person I meant...but my forearm hit my mate square in the nose first and he took most of the force of the blow.....

 

[Access Denied]

Haven't been in a fight for about 6 years, which is good since I usually try to avoid it if I can. The last time was against this drunk guy who just wouldn't stay down. Must've put him on his arse at least a dozen times before I'd had enough and broke his leg. The police nearly arrested me for that, then they looked at the CCTV for the pub and arrested him instead

 

[soze]

I have not thrown a punch since School. I headbutted and kicked a guy that slept with my then fiance. But in most fights since I fight like a bounce and go for head locks arms up the back ect. I have helped split up a few pub fights but I am easy going it takes a lot for me to lose my temper.

 

[Edmond]

I think i can say in all honesty that i have never been in a fight in my life, i dont let myself get into the situation in the first place

 

[DaGaffer]

I think i can say in all honesty that i have never been in a fight in my life, i dont let myself get into the situation in the first place

What? Not even at school? Wow. No brothers? I spent my childhood in a state of low-level warfare with mine.

Every fight I've ever been in except one*, has been extremely sudden and extremely unexpected. Last fight I had was...14 years ago? Guy drove into me in Shepherd's Bush, I got out of the car to swap details and he took a swing at me (note, he drove into me, he pulled out of a parking space into the side of me as I was driving down the road). I don't actually remember much about what happened but I broke four of his ribs apparently (as he moaned to me the next day on the phone. His mate had dragged him away and gave me his number).

*dived in to help a mate who was being held by bouncers and thumped by half the football team (Scousers to a man) when I was a student. Rugby team (my lot) and football team were daggers drawn for the rest of the year after that.

 

[CorNokZ]

I think i can say in all honesty that i have never been in a fight in my life, i dont let myself get into the situation in the first place

This. Being 6'5 helps a lot and being able to raise my voice and looking down at people has helped me a bunch over the years. I've walked away from a certain beating, thinking "Holy shit, I was lucky getting out of that!"

One night I was piss drunk sexting a girl with my brand new Nokia and this chubby turkish looking guy came up and told me to hand it the fuck over NOW! I put the phone in my pocket and told him that if he really wanted it, he'd have to kill me, in a calm voice. He looked up at me and told me to fucking fuck off and never to come back to "his" street. It is one of the biggest streets in Copenhagen, so that didn't bother me a bit. But after a couple of hundred metres I thought to myself "you are the biggest moron to ever have walked this earth!"

 

[Raven]

Same, being big and bearded puts most chavs off. Normal people don't look for fights.

 

[Access Denied]

Sometimes fights can't be avoided. As DaGaffer said, most of them are sudden and unexpected. I avoid getting myself into that situation and if that's not possible then I try to talk my way of out it. As I said to the first guy I had a fight with in high school; I don't like fighting, doesn't mean I don't know how to do it. CorNokz is right too, I'm 6' 2" and while I'm not particularly well built I can make myself look imposing, most people won't mess with you if you look like you could have them.

 

[Edmond]

I wouldn't consider playground scuffles as fights, and i have a brother, but i never got into a fight with him.

I have never been punched in the face/stomach and i have never thrown a punch at anyone either