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[Job]

Aren't there virus's that take control of you, like those ants?
If you find yourself climbing a tree...be worried.

 

[Lamp]

Some nice photography of Finland in the winter here

 

[old.Tohtori]

This morning I am going to buy 4 packets of McVities Fruit Shortcake biscuits, 3 giant bags of Rowntrees Fruit Pastels, a large bag of salted cashew nuts, curry, bacon, marzipan, Frazzles, and a Kinder Egg. All are supposed to have magical properties to cure manflu. Or at least they'll keep me happy until the Chinese takeaway opens at midday. I can't stop eating. WTF?

Sympathy pregnancy, best talk with the missus.

 

[Gwadien]

Vodka makes me ill, its a fact.

But a Fish Finger sandwich can cure it.

 

[Ormorof]

urgh fish on a hangover, cant think of many worse ideas

 

[Lamp]

There are plenty of worse ideas

- Marmite
- Going to a job interview smeared in your own excrement
- Buying a Nokia phone

 

[Ormorof]

so...

a fish finger marmite sandwich on the way to a job interview while smeared in your own excrement stopping only to buy a Nokia on the way?

 

[Raven]

So far today I have baked

48 cupcakes, mixture of chocolate and vanilla
1 Victoria sponge

Going to bake some bread and then make a start on the Sunday dinner. Silverside beef!

 

[Fweddy]

So far today I have baked

48 cupcakes, mixture of chocolate and vanilla
1 Victoria sponge

Going to bake some bread and then make a start on the Sunday dinner. Silverside beef!

What time should we come over?

 

[TdC]

This morning I am going to buy 4 packets of McVities Fruit Shortcake biscuits, 3 giant bags of Rowntrees Fruit Pastels, a large bag of salted cashew nuts, curry, bacon, marzipan, Frazzles, and a Kinder Egg. All are supposed to have magical properties to cure manflu. Or at least they'll keep me happy until the Chinese takeaway opens at midday. I can't stop eating. WTF?

I hate you Lamp I want to eat all that crap too. How about I come round your place and slip you some tongue to infect myself?

 

[TdC]

So far today I have baked

48 cupcakes, mixture of chocolate and vanilla
1 Victoria sponge

Going to bake some bread and then make a start on the Sunday dinner. Silverside beef!

I hate you too Raven. no tongue for you though...it's Lamp that has the magic eating virus!

 

[Billargh]

How can you say Marmite is bad? It's easily the greatest food source, if you could call it that, ever.

 

[Bahumat]

How can you say Marmite is bad? It's easily the greatest food source, if you could call it that, ever.

I love marmite!!!!

 

[Edmond]

I hate Marmite, i have Bovril in my sandwiches and on my toast

 

[Lamp]

If you re-arrange the letters in Marmite it spells "stinky arse leprosy gunk".

Sort of.

 

[BloodOmen]

If you re-arrange the letters in Marmite it spells "stinky arse leprosy gunk".

Sort of.

 

[Lamp]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvspYUhiJDM

 

[Lamp]

View: http://youtu.be/7hH4ADPaSTY

 

[Lamp]

Seriously. Marmite is the kind of stuff you want to be lubricating bits of a car engine with. Or for sealing holes in walls. Or to attract a female antellope to mate with you. That kind of smell, texture & consistency was never designed to be placed inside the human body. Its not right.

 

[Raven]

Heathens, it is the nectar of the gods.

 

[Billargh]

I just had some on toast, was tempted to take a photo of me enjoying it but I'm sure porn is against the CoC.

 

[Nate]

some golden shit of it turned up on the table the other day. it's spreading...to new areas......

 

[Billargh]

This probably deserves it's own thread. Does this mean wishing AIDS on someone won't have the same effect any more?

US doctors cure child born with HIV.

 

[fettoken]

- Buying a Nokia phone

What about still owning a used Nokia phone which earlier belonged to an ex gf?

 

[Chilly]

Bought a roll of duct tape ages ago, it's just sitting around. Not used any What am I doing with my life...

 

[Raven]

What about still owning a used Nokia phone which earlier belonged to an ex gf?

Did she use it towards rent?

 

[Nate]

Bought a roll of duct tape ages ago, it's just sitting around. Not used any What am I doing with my life...

make a wallet.

 

[Ormorof]

This probably deserves it's own thread. Does this mean wishing AIDS on someone won't have the same effect any more?

US doctors cure child born with HIV.

it would have been a funnier headline if they had announced "GAY CURES HIV!"

(the doctor is called Dr Hannah Gay)

 

[mooSe_]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrngYNGNeE

 

[Lamp]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod...14_The_Truth_About_Meteors_A_Horizon_Special/