old.Tohtori
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YOLO shouldn't be a motto for acting stupid anyway, it should be a saying to be cautious since yolo motherf*cker.
MYstIC G said:Anyone else noticing that their youtube player seems to only have a thumbs down button?
so get some pics for gods sakeSo I get a call from the the estate agents, tenant just around the corner..radiators aren't working.
I pull up and it's a posh collection of converted barns, there's a huge 61 plate Audi with big rims and blacked out windows on the path, woman about 30 answers the door, just in dressing gown and pulled back hair, quite attractive, perfect body, but not a stunner.
She invites me in and says I'll leave you to it in an Australian accent, them I see it, the inside of the house is like a freakin stately home themed, goth-lesbo fantasy pad.
Every wall had a huge poster of women wearing corsets and vampire fangs, the front room had a huge medieval fire and animal rugs strewn over a huge red leather couch.
I'm in every room obviously, three bedrooms, each with full goth-church-porn themes and four poster beds.
Then I went up a sort of ladder thingy that looked like it was stolen from a film set to the loft where she had rows and rows of pornstar clothes and shoes, crazy lace dresses, underwear and one wall totally covered in pictures of her lapdancing and modelling in proper wild outfits, in the photographs she looked fucking amazing, and in every other one she was kissing some girl.
I know I ain't got pictures, but I'm going back tomorrow...awesome I tell ya, and just around the corner.
So I get a call from the the estate agents, tenant just around the corner..radiators aren't working.
I pull up and it's a posh collection of converted barns, there's a huge 61 plate Audi with big rims and blacked out windows on the path, woman about 30 answers the door, just in dressing gown and pulled back hair, quite attractive, perfect body, but not a stunner.
She invites me in and says I'll leave you to it in an Australian accent, them I see it, the inside of the house is like a freakin stately home themed, goth-lesbo fantasy pad.
Every wall had a huge poster of women wearing corsets and vampire fangs, the front room had a huge medieval fire and animal rugs strewn over a huge red leather couch.
I'm in every room obviously, three bedrooms, each with full goth-church-porn themes and four poster beds.
Then I went up a sort of ladder thingy that looked like it was stolen from a film set to the loft where she had rows and rows of pornstar clothes and shoes, crazy lace dresses, underwear and one wall totally covered in pictures of her lapdancing and modelling in proper wild outfits, in the photographs she looked fucking amazing, and in every other one she was kissing some girl.
I know I ain't got pictures, but I'm going back tomorrow...awesome I tell ya, and just around the corner.
Lamp said: