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[old.user4556]

A headlight bulb is one of the easiest things to do on a car.

I'm going to go into Toht mode here and say that it is an utter cunt to change lightbulbs on a lot of modern cars - you cannot get into the back of the headlight without taking a wheel off or removing the bumper partially.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEwwdJOvc5g

 

[Lamp]

Would you want to spend 90 minutes watching some clock-watching clueless 21 year old university student part time Halfords employee on minimum wage scratching his head working out which bit of your car to take off next to change a bulb?

 

[Nate]

Even then you end up putting it in upside down so you turn in to the cunt that has permanent one full beam, I hate those cunts.

 

[Access Denied]

I had a 2.0l Volvo S40 a few years back. Fucking loved that car, there's an S-Bend near me that in my current car I wouldn't do more than 40 round. That car took it at 75 and yawned. However, the bastard had a habit of melting the wiring blocks for the headlights, apparently it was a flaw with the model. Got quite proficient at changing blocks and bulbs. I miss it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtsi0Bk4i7o


Might as well click it for the ad revenue if nothing else.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeap, can only think of one man.

 

[Lamp]

Whats the difference between a honey-badger, and a cock-badger?

 

[Lethul]

Halfords We Fit

They'll fit a car battery for you for £6.99
A wiper blade for £1.99
A headlight bulb for £6.99 !
Top your oil up for you for 1.99

OK, if you could get away with it, you'd charge it as well.

But what kind of a man (and some of the adverts ARE geared specifically at men) can't change a fucking wiper blade? A headlight bulb is one of the easiest things to do on a car. And you're going to pay someone £7 to do it. And you'll have to buy the parts as well. Topping up oil - Jesus! Who can't do that? It should almost be a pre-requisite to owning a car.

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/...52_productId_719204_langId_-1_categoryId_null

Depends on the car doesn't it? Light bulb can be tricky on newer Renaults

 

[TdC]

you can put a bulb in upside down? damn I'll have to check the GT because I changed a headlight bulb the other day and have been wondering wtf is up with my lights since...

 

[soze]

I have paid Halford to do the top 3 Halfords is right next door to Morrisons. I buy it give them the car key and go shopping when i am finished my car is done. Doing it yourself is for mugs and paitiant people.

 

[fettoken]

Whats the difference between a honey-badger, and a cock-badger?

Any similarities to Coke-badger?

 

[Gwadien]

Im going tesco for lunch, don't know what to get because there's fuck all in the house, any ideas?

xo

 

[dysfunction]

Im going tesco for lunch, don't know what to get because there's fuck all in the house, any ideas?

xo

Tesco for lunch?

 

[Billargh]

Depends on the car doesn't it? Light bulb can be tricky on newer Renaults

That's basically karma for buying a Renault I reckon.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/201...vered-north-korea?fb=native&CMP=FBCNETTXT9038

 

[rynnor]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/201...vered-north-korea?fb=native&CMP=FBCNETTXT9038

Isnt it just a poor attempt at getting their own back after the 'sexiest man on earth' sting?

 

[georgie]

Made me giggle:

 

[old.user4556]

NSFW

Spoiler

]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0kY2DzsA4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0kY2DzsA4[/spoiler


Try not to fall in love now!

 

[Calaen]

oh my, I clicked on a follow up link and I am now in love.

 

[Lamp]

I think I've got worms. Can't stop eating. I was fine before I watched Masterchef on the iPlayer.

Damn you Michel Roux! If I put on weight I'm coming over to your restaurant on Great George Street and will lay my own classic chocolate log recipe on your doorstep.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[Lamp]

According to the Elders of the Internet, 87 inches (220 cm) of snow fell in 27 hours in Silver Lake Colorado, April 14-15, 1921.

http://docs.lib.noaa.gov/rescue/mwr/081/mwr-081-02-0038.pdf

87 inches! Thats taller than me ! Fuck, thats a lot of snow.

 

[Raven]

I would welcome that much snow if it meant I didn't have to go to the inlaws this Xmas!

 

[Scouse]

I'd just welcome that much snow, period.

It'd be fucking excellent. Country would grind to a halt. News services would go haywire. I'd play snowballs and laugh my ass off.

 

[dysfunction]

I'd just welcome that much snow, period.

It'd be fucking excellent. Country would grind to a halt. News services would go haywire. I'd play snowballs and laugh my ass off.

And starve in your freezing cold house ad your pipes froze, shops closed and your heating packed up.

 

[Nate]

And starve in your freezing cold house ad your pipes froze, shops closed and your heating packed up.

I'd be like the guy from the day before the day after the day tomorrow yesterday last week next month a few years ago before you were born

 

[dysfunction]

I'd be like the guy from the day before the day after the day tomorrow yesterday last week next month a few years ago before you were born

Indeed you would be! Let that be a lesson to you!

 

[Lamp]

I'd just welcome that much snow, period.

It'd be fucking excellent. Country would grind to a halt. News services would go haywire. I'd play snowballs and laugh my ass off.

The first few hours would be fun, aye .

After that, you start realising clearing 7ft of snow isn't going to be easy. Could your roof cope with the weight of that much snow? Roads impassable. No cars. No delivery vehicles to supermarkets or anywhere else. No trains, buses, tubes, planes, nothing. Remember, in the US, Russia, Canada, Norway, Sweden, Finland etc they might be geared up for it, but here in the UK, anything more than 4 inches and we can't cope. And 7 ft of snow falling in December will take weeks and weeks to go. People in remote communities effectively cut off. Old people dying in their homes.

BUT....think of the shit you could build with 7ft of snow! Your own igloo, beers in the walls, a dartboard, an old sofa...

 

[DaGaffer]

here in the UK, anything more than 4 inches and we can't cope.

Fnar.

 

[Lamp]

I would let Kylie Minogue ride me like a monkey in a fez on a dog