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[Scouse]

Now then. I'm off t' pub.

A nearby haunt is doing a Halloween beer festival - had a few few good live bands on this weekend. Think it's the same deal this evening.

The annoying bangy-door kids can fuck right off

 

[Nate]

Those yachts look like the expensive Iron cho bought a while ago. cHodAX I order you to put little men on your Iron and take a picture of it in greyscale in the bath.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm, not sure which halloween costume to put on next weekend. WEstern sheriff style, snake plissken, a priest(it's a metal club )....ninja would be cool, but real hard to drink/eat with.

 

[Gwadien]

If I won the Euromillions, this would definitely be the first thing I'd get.

http://www.jameslist.com/real_estate/italy/turin/extraordinary-medieval-castle-230780

 

[cHodAX]

Those yachts look like the expensive Iron cho bought a while ago. cHodAX I order you to put little men on your Iron and take a picture of it in greyscale in the bath.

lol fuck that, I am not partially submerging something that cost me so much and that saves me hours every week!

 

[Nate]

You could make a fortune though if you sell it on ebay, no one will realise it isn't an actual yacht!

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUwlIF5jweA


Sleep tight my pretties

 

[Lamp]

Chickens should be engineered with three breasts.
Everyone likes breast.
So you have to buy 2 chickens or some poor sod is left with the anus and what passes for an excuse for a leg, while the other two feast on prime juicy succulent breast. Crispy skin. Mouth watering gravy. To-die-for roasties.....

Damn it. Now I want a roast chicken dinner.

 

[Lamp]

The BBC's Rory Cellan-Jones tries out 4G
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20121054

 

[Overdriven]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HEheh1BH34Q

 

[old.Tohtori]

Chickens should be engineered with three breasts.
Everyone likes breast.
So you have to buy 2 chickens or some poor sod is left with the anus and what passes for an excuse for a leg, while the other two feast on prime juicy succulent breast. Crispy skin. Mouth watering gravy. To-die-for roasties.....

Damn it. Now I want a roast chicken dinner.

Just cut it so everyone gets 2/3.

 

[dysfunction]

I prefer the chicken thigh or leg to chicken breast meat it's much tastier and not as dry.

 

[Poag]

She used to be an adventurer like you....untill.

 

[Poag]

Russian atomic research city gets new Crest.....

 

[CorNokZ]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlRbrB_Gnc

 

[CorNokZ]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hr3HTkkpvtU

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anyone got ideas on how to get a dusty/cobwebby "risen from grave" look on regular clothing?

 

[Access Denied]

Anyone got ideas on how to get a dusty/cobwebby "risen from grave" look on regular clothing?

Sure, just look in the very back of your wardrobe. There's ALWAYS something in there you haven't worn for ages.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sure, just look in the very back of your wardrobe. There's ALWAYS something in there you haven't worn for ages.

Yeah i meant that if i have new'ish clothes, to get those look worn out without ruining them.

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah i meant that if i have new'ish clothes, to get those look worn out without ruining them.

Empty the vacuum cleaner on it?

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Denzel?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

BARACK!?

 

[old.Tohtori]

If we combined denzel...and barack....we'd get Denzel Obama in Washington!

 

[Olgaline]

this turns my stomach - but then again i'm scared of heights

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gOsc0L_us

 

[Dvaerg]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hr3HTkkpvtU

And 1 goes totally Lady Gaga

 

[Wazzerphuk]

this turns my stomach - but then again i'm scared of heights

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gOsc0L_us

I posted this ages ago, booooo

 

[Lamp]

If I won the Euromillions, this would definitely be the first thing I'd get.

http://www.jameslist.com/real_estate/italy/turin/extraordinary-medieval-castle-230780

F~uck that. Not kncking it. Its nice. But for me? A Bugatti Veyron please. I am going to drive or own one before I die.

 

[Tuthmes]

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[Gwadien]

F~uck that. Not kncking it. Its nice. But for me? A Bugatti Veyron please. I am going to drive or own one before I die.

When the Zombies come, and you're out of petrol, I'll throw you some food out my castle kk?