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[rynnor]

That is not patois...

m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=ting

 

[Job]

You have to load itunes on your pc to use apple products, I would have thought that would stop 90% of humans buying Apple.

 

[CorNokZ]

Apple fans scare me they don't buy products for practical use they buy them because they're new and because they believe anything Apple says

"Apple: Our NEW IPAD IS SO NEW THAT ITS NEW!"
"Apple Fanboy: HOLY SHIT! ITS NEW! IT HAS MORE OR LESS NO DIFFERENCES THAN THE PREVIOUS PRODUCT BUT I FEEL COMPELLED TO BUY IT BECAUSE ITS NEWWWWWWWWWW ARGHHHHHH *DROOL*"

I lost my iPhone. Buhu. I need a new phone. Have been saying that when my iPhone was gone I'd get the Galaxy S III. But now that I got my insurance money I keep thinking; All my apps, all my music and everything else is stored in iTunes, meaning that I'll have to start all over if I get a Samsung rather than if I bought another iPhone I'd be pretty much set from where I left it..

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-19906942 Best news story ever.

Bet he was going fucking mental

 

[rynnor]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-19906942 Best news story ever.

Bet he was going fucking mental

Ok BBC - we pay for you by tax to ensure quality news - this was newsworthy because xxxx?

 

[old.user4556]

Its not questionable english - its patois - its just another dialect with its own words - I find it more intelligible than a heavy glaswegian dialect tbh.

Glaswegian is an accent, not a dialect. I presume you mean "modern scots"?

 

[rynnor]

Glaswegian is an accent, not a dialect. I presume you mean "modern scots"?

Its an accent and a dialect I thought - theres a lot of local words that make it tough to follow?

 

[Nate]

Ach aye ya ken ya wee Fuddlesnuffler.

 

[Raven]

"dat" isn't a local word it's a spastication of "that"

 

[old.user4556]

Its an accent and a dialect I thought - theres a lot of local words that make it tough to follow?

I suppose you could say its both, I'd be more inclined to see it as an accent personally given the "language" there isn't exclusive to the accent.

 

[Ormorof]

woman receives biggest phone bill in history? 12,000,000,000,000,000 euros (12 quadrillion euros) - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19908095

seems it was a mistake though

 

[Job]

Pay up bitch.

 

[Nate]

Did someone post a comparison between the future generation and the previous one in terms of how well off they were / bleak the future is? I'm sure I remember seeing a long statistic picture with pie charts, ratios, bla bla, etc, might have been a while ago Anyone rememer it? Or am I just imagining things.

 

[Job]

Dont upgrade to the latest youtube mobile the ui is shit and you get adverts!

 

[Job]

I remember it but gods knows where

 

[TdC]

"dat" isn't a local word it's a spastication of "that"

tis a troo ting dat.

 

[Job]

Or scouse
Dats dem lot over dare

 

[Nate]

Find it for me job! I need it!

 

[old.Tohtori]

tis a troo ting dat.

It na lik dat, dem dere is de way it is, wadwid dem being wat dem is ya know.

 

[old.user4556]

Arctic ice at record low, experts say "ZOMG GLOBAL WARMING SAVE THE POLAR BEARS".

Antarctic ice at record high, experts say "umm ZOMG GLOBAL WARMING SAVE THE PENGUINS".

Make your fucking minds up.

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...923.146505212039213.1290035440&type=1&theater

Facebook I know, but that O2 'Gangsta' chat continued, I will copy it out because I know a lot of you will moan about it being facebook

Tunde: @o2 jheeze so u man speak slang and dat r u a girl what ends u from. and naa ii didn't what router

o2: Tunde24_7 The router/modem that sends WiFi signal round mans yard to get internet? Reset it and let us know how you get on fam.

Basically O2 trying to be clever and chat gangster, not realising he's on about his phone, well played O2, well played.

 

[Raven]

Maybe he should have a go at explaining his problem in English?

 

[Job]

Nobel peace prize for the european union

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921834

Right........

 

[TdC]

I'm a european union member! Wooot I WON A NOBEL PRIZE!!!

 

[Gwadien]

Maybe he should have a go at explaining his problem in English?

Was a rant though, not really a help me guiz tweet though.

 

[fettoken]

We should cut off Britannia from the rest of EU, its getting really backwards-assed over there.

 

[BloodOmen]

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Epic stuff.

Never seen a concert of that many fans singing along together its so epic and creepy a the same time.

 

[Job]

Is that her real voice? Anyway she'd get it...jobnam style


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcLNteez3c4

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19921055

 

[Cerb]

This is doing the rounds today on twitter. No doubt this guy is going to be the latest to get lynched by the internet mob....not to say he doesn't deserve it. This is the hardest hit I've seen on a woman since Snookie got hit.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-14O1aqVDo