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[old.user4556]

PAAAAAAAARTY.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19688356

 

[Lamp]

Got myself some foam bananas today. Didn't have any shrimps.

 

[Job]

In heaven now, got a bottle of Vodka, oven full of chinese prawn toast, duck rolls and shrimp bags, a full box of celebrations, meeting me mates for large night out.

 

[Gwadien]

what was that video of that guy driving through a US city in a Red-bull ( I think ) sponsored video? - think it was LA. someone posted it here.

 

[caLLous]

?

 

[old.user4556]

Was it not San Francisco?

Edit: what callous posted.

 

[Punishment]

New RS is gonna be a Fiesta, it's gonna be a beast, wonder what powerplant they will go for

 

[Cyradix]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

 

[Lamp]

In heaven now, got a bottle of Vodka, oven full of chinese prawn toast, duck rolls and shrimp bags, a full box of celebrations, meeting me mates for large night out.

Can't be much meat on a shrimp's bag...?

 

[Lamp]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[old.user4556]

It's that time again!

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Lamp]

That cat looks pissed. Ashamed? Depressed?
Not what you'd call a happy cat

I suppose if that cat doesn't like it, the Mrs will dig it out the bin. Later.

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=EIEfmSUQ_z4​

 

[old.user4556]

 

[Lamp]

yeah, if you're a gymnast, have no ribs, an alien neck, and curtains.

 

[TdC]

fucking lol

 

[Gwadien]

?

That's the one! - it was DC Shoes not Redbull and SF not LA, haha, I'm shit.

 

[Lamp]

Harrods website is such a load of pretentious dog shit. Any other store will have a search function "does the shop have such & such". All Harrods want to do is tell you their Apple concession is near the Bang & Olufsen Dept. The store itself used to be upmarket. 40 years ago. Nowadays, its nothing special at all. An Arab's playground. Dumb Austrian tourists who think walking about with a Harrods carrier bag is something worth showing off. Please.

 

[Raven]

Harrods has been shit for years. All they do is sell whatever every other departments store sells but stick £20 on top.

 

[DaGaffer]

Harrods website is such a load of pretentious dog shit. Any other store will have a search function "does the shop have such & such". All Harrods want to do is tell you their Apple concession is near the Bang & Olufsen Dept. The store itself used to be upmarket. 40 years ago. Nowadays, its nothing special at all. An Arab's playground. Dumb Austrian tourists who think walking about with a Harrods carrier bag is something worth showing off. Please.

You have no fucking idea. The key word is "concession". If Apple don't want to put their products on the Harrods website, or give them a product feed, there's very little Harrods can do about it.

 

[Overdriven]

Just saw the Gangnam Style single advert on TV... In the UK... God, the internet is a powerful thing.

 

[Edmond]

Its gonna be No.1 today

 

[old.user4556]

I have such a stinking hangover today, I cannot do Jäger bombs at 2:30am anymore.

 

[Lamp]

Anyone seen "The Woman" (2011)?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Woman

 

[cHodAX]

I have such a stinking hangover today, I cannot do Jäger bombs at 2:30am anymore.

Sad isn't it, I tried the same shit 2-3 weeks ago and ended up feeling wretched for 3 days.

 

[Raven]

Possibly the worst thing I have had to do just happened.

Cat brought in a mouse, half chewed but still alive so I had to off it. Used one of my camping knives to cut it's head off, was the quickest and pain free ways I could think of.

Surprisingly fucking messed up over it. A fucking mouse of all things.

 

[Lamp]

The brain should come with a file manager imo. Delete the bits you don't want would be a seriously useful feature. Defragment / partition / deep-clean / virus-scan....

 

[cHodAX]

Possibly the worst thing I have had to do just happened.

Cat brought in a mouse, half chewed but still alive so I had to off it. Used one of my camping knives to cut it's head off, was the quickest and pain free ways I could think of.

Surprisingly fucking messed up over it. A fucking mouse of all things.

Nothing wrong with feeling like that, respect for life is a good thing mate.