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[Lethul]

Anyone know anything about the price of fish? I'm looking to cook some swordfish steaks at the weekend. Bell's Fishmongers are doing fresh swordfish steaks for £17 / kg. Is that good value or expensive for swordfish?

Isn't swordfish quite endangered?

 

[old.Tohtori]

When i heard Bioshock: infinite's lev cycle had dropped two multiplayer modes(likely for good reasons), i was expecting to read a backlash of angry rabblerabble from fans saying it's wasted resources and why can't i has multiburger...but shockingly the reply seems to be "Good, no need for it anyway"

 

[old.Tohtori]

You notice you've been watching WAY too much internet when you watch a series on DVD on the PC and after an episode try to scroll down for comments

 

[Wazzerphuk]

When i heard Bioshock: infinite's lev cycle had dropped two multiplayer modes(likely for good reasons), i was expecting to read a backlash of angry rabblerabble from fans saying it's wasted resources and why can't i has multiburger...but shockingly the reply seems to be "Good, no need for it anyway"

Multiplayer has no place in BioShock IMO.

 

[Raven]

I agree. Pretty pointless in such a story driven game.

I am not even sure close quarters multi-player FPS games have much use these days either. Played one, played them all.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Completely agree, more towards what i was expecting compared to recent ragey whines and the certain behavior patterns of the internet crowd.

 

[Lamp]

View: http://youtu.be/kJEHp15Hoo0

 

[old.Tohtori]

At first i was "Umm...why?", but then my future self with cybernetic implants and sweet ass future sungoggles canme through a rift in space and time and slapped me.

That's pretty excellent

 

[Bigmac]

Yup. On disk 3 myself.

Edit, though I don't think FPse is available on the market any more. though it is still on the web.

Just checked now, it is available on the market under the name FPse for android.

 

[DaGaffer]

View: http://youtu.be/kJEHp15Hoo0

What replaced Tablets in ancient times? Scrolls! That's right kids, you heard it here first, the future of personal computing is scrolls. Get your patent application in now, the US patent office will take any old shite.

 

[Lamp]

what smells like musty hay?

 

[old.Tohtori]

what smells like musty hay?

Christian Bale out clubbing.

 

[Lamp]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Gwadien]

I hope this wasn't posted out of seriousness

 

[Zarjazz]

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Some examples that made my day ...

Spoiler

“The sensation of his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.”

There was Da Vinci load flowing from his spunk-filled spam rocket and I was wetter than a well diggers arse.

His chin pounders joining his chorizo howitzer deep in my oxo orifice had me weeping like Adele waiting for Greggs to open.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I hope this wasn't posted out of seriousness

It's taken a damn long time to come out, i've used the "i don't need a life, i've got 8 in wow" for years

 

[Lamp]

The feeling of his steamin' semen weeping down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.

nice

 

[old.Tohtori]

Got a 6 pack in the fridge cooling off, no weekend work, got money in my wallet, fridge and ciggies stocked, nothing on the weekend calendar elsewise, i had a sh*t and a shower(not necessarily in that order), i'm eating dinner, later meeting friends for drinks, got snacks and latest mods in skyrim installed for tomorrows hangover and i think i'm ready for the weekend.

Hmm....something missing...

 

[old.user4556]

An argument?

 

[Lamp]

Hmm....something missing...

1. A slut
2. Hot weather
3. Winning Euromillions lottery ticket
4. A wheel-barrow full of jelly babies
5. Another slut
6. Bacon

 

[Aoami]

Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, and I was no different!

hahaha

 

[old.Tohtori]

An argument?

Oh i'm sure that's cominc along on it's own.

1. A slut
2. Hot weather
3. Winning Euromillions lottery ticket
4. A wheel-barrow full of jelly babies
5. Another slut
6. Bacon

Warm enough outside(like cloudy), got jelly babies in needed quantity, sluts are a fingers crossed later incident, lottery ticket is going and i got two packets of bacon in fridge.

 

[Deebs]

He extruded a giant footlong fudge bullet on my love bubbles just so he could gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo. There was steamin' semen weeping from his timed slimer and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship.

Can see hours of fun with this...

 

[Lamp]

Anyone recommend good techno-thriller books? Similar to Tom Clancy. My old man's birthday coming up.

 

[Raven]

Robert Ludlum (started the Bourne series) pretty easy reading but some are pretty good.

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[old.Tohtori]

The range of emotions while watching the girl break down;

- Hmm, looks like jeffiner garner.
-
- Uh oh, Scouse inc with a rant!
- ...hmm....not funny anymore...
- "I bought these!" and we're back to
- Then it became a bit
- Then firmly back to and a thumbs up for Cyradix

 

[Lamp]

Couldn't listen to more than 12 seconds of that woman. The dog video's ace tho