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[Lamp]

That doormat is way too small. And I bet it moves all over the place when you wipe your boots on it.

 

[BloodOmen]

Here she is. Face like a smacked arse...but a pron star. In the village! The WI will go mental.

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NSFW ish

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Her tits look like something from Greggs.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[cHodAX]

yeah i agree Cho, you were pretty mediocre tbh.

I still hit the target though, 90% on your face and only 10% in your hair!

 

[cHodAX]

Her tits look like something from Greggs.

But less stale and more crispy.

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[Job]

I posted that vid on my mobile wap site in 1992

 

[cHodAX]

I posted that vid on my mobile wap site in 1992

WAP didn't exist in 1992, lying bastard!

 

[rynnor]

WAP didn't exist in 1992, lying bastard!

Came in around 1998 from memory? Wiki says 1997 but that was more the theory than actuality.

 

[Raven]

and what an excruciating waste of time it was.

 

[Tuthmes]

I posted that vid on my mobile wap site in 1992

Then it's about time it got reposted!

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[cHodAX]

Nice pussy.

 

[Job]

Signs up for star command..slough branch.

 

[Lamp]

Who designed those space helmets? Useless in a laser fight. They would never repel firepower of that magnitude.

 

[Shagrat]

are they the elite cleaning corps?

why do they have dishcloths on their belts?

 

[Lamp]

why do they have dishcloths on their belts?

They're women

 

[Zarjazz]

I'm curious about the straw in the can of fanta. Classy.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

BFI are streaming a restored, rescored (and performed live) version of Hitchcock's The Ring tonight from 8pm. UK only.

http://thespace.org/items/e0000ecg

 

[Zarjazz]

why do they have dishcloths on their belts?

Looks more like a rubber glove and anal plug to me but then I have been hanging out with Deebs too much recently.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaZi-Pjn5Lk

 

[Nate]

Who designed those space helmets? Useless in a laser fight. They would never repel firepower of that magnitude.

An excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have a power source for the lasers; and two, we don't have any lasers.

 

[Lamp]

 

[Raven]

I'm considering trolling some god botherer who keeps posting shit about Jesus on my facebook wall. I need material. Shove it up your arse you deluded fucking moron isn't really subtle enough.

 

[Zarjazz]

I always like to start with "How come Jesus didn't get eaten by the dinosaurs?"

 

[Edmond]

post that twitter rant from all the bible bashers going on about the 'god' particle, dumb asses

 

[Raven]

I would but I think they are stupid enough to think that the god particle is proof of god, some weird American relative.

 

[Edmond]

Get them to read Ricky Gervais's tweets, that'll piss em off

 

[BloodOmen]

I'm considering trolling some god botherer who keeps posting shit about Jesus on my facebook wall. I need material. Shove it up your arse you deluded fucking moron isn't really subtle enough.

Just tell him or her a joke... Jesus gave the Inn Keeper 3 nails and asked "Will you put me up for the night?"

 

[Lamp]

or go for the homosexuality / bible arguments - Leviticus / shellfish etc. Always winable.
or get into gay priests (not literally!)