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[georgie]

So you've just checked your diary and realised you're going to a friend's 40th tomorrow, and true to form, you've left it to the day of his birthday to get him something. So....

I'm thinking a bottle of whisky...a 15 year old...£50?

(yeah yeah get the rent boy / Glitter jokes out the way then move on)

Are you asking if you should take a 15 year old bottle of whisky worth £50, or asking us to choose between a bottle of booze, a 15 year old and 50 quid?

 

[Gwadien]

So you've just checked your diary and realised you're going to a friend's 40th tomorrow, and true to form, you've left it to the day of his birthday to get him something. So....

I'm thinking a bottle of whisky...a 15 year old...£50?

(yeah yeah get the rent boy / Glitter jokes out the way then move on)

Bit of a generic present?

 

[Cerb]

Speaking of gifts. I'm told I'm supposed to get my groomesmen gifts? I was thinking of Hip flasks with their initials engraved on. Too cheesy? Anyone know a good place to get hip flasks?

 

[Punishment]

I also have to go to one of my bosses weddings in 3 weeks or so, not sure what to get him, guy in his mid 30's

Help

 

[Raven]

Can't go wrong with a butt plug.

 

[old.user4556]

Fucking love Rachel Riley.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnryDNV392s

 

[Raven]

Till' it fell off.

 

[Lamp]

Bit of a generic present?

I say "friend" - more of an acquaintance. Only see him twice a year, and he didn't bother with my birthday, so cba expending too much effort on a gift.

Will see what Waitrose have tomorrow.

 

[Gwadien]

anyone heard of this guy before?;


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrjiEZfdHh8&feature=relmfu


He is most excellent.

 

[Aoami]

posted it like a year ago

 

[Raven]

His head looks like a bollock. I wouldn't have the nerve to go on youtube if my head was shaped like a bollock

 

[Gwadien]

Thought someone did Aoami, only reposted it because he's pasting his love all over a friends wall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=qgREupEdwgA I LOVE THIS ONE

TL;DR 30 secs in, you'll piss yoself.

 

[Cerb]

What a hero


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvZ2bxdxJXU&list=UUQCVEKYp-02B__sVBtFdDPQ&index=4&feature=plcp

 

[Raven]

Brought a tear to my eye

 

[Billargh]

So, has anyone seen vandalised Go Compare billboards lately? Pretty cool right? No. The sneaky fuckers are vandalising them themselves to raise awareness. Sigh.

http://www.covmag.co.uk/go-compare-graffiti-billboard-advertising

 

[Raven]

Maybe someone should change it to "go fuck yer mum" to make sure it is clearly not a useless ad man's wetdream.

 

[Gwadien]

Just read someone got sentenced for murdering a pregnant woman.. got extra charges for the killing of the unborn child, I mean, I'm not supporting the case, but for any law geeks out there, if I robbed a bank, a woman got brave, so I shot her, and she was pregnant, but I was completely unaware of this, what would this count as?

 

[dysfunction]

That all depends on which bank what gun you had how brave the women was how you robbed the bank how pregnant she was ...

 

[BloodOmen]

His head looks like a bollock. I wouldn't have the nerve to go on youtube if my head was shaped like a bollock

the next time you get drunk and you go for a piss your mind will play tricks on you and your bollocks will turn into his face.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tuska festival in Helsinki, not going to the festival area, but still it's 3 days of drinking in the parks(main happening) and bars. Mental preparation under way *cracks tube*

F*ck f*ck f*ck...f*cking head f*ck.

Ok, two more days. Ow, f*ck.

 

[Lamp]

F*ck f*ck f*ck...f*cking head f*ck.

Ok, two more days. Ow, f*ck.

http://www.tuska-festival.fi/#section1

Just checked out the lineup. About the only one I know is Medadeth

No Metallica

 

[old.Tohtori]

Metallica was here earlier, around sonysphere or whatchamacallit.

Aaaaand just noticed i'm still drunk from last night, ow, well, f*ck

 

[mooSe_]

urgh I hate missing a night's sleep

 

[Aoami]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Aoami]

warning - disgusting

 

[Overdriven]

Just found 2 bottles of wine hidden in the back of my cupboard, 2010 bottles. Also found flour, eggs and sugar..

Result:

Spoiler

EDIT: After further searching, a pack of Marlboro Red too.

 

[old.user4556]

Did you find a camera from 2001 and take a picture with it too?

 

[Raven]

I hope the eggs hadn't been there since 2010!

 

[Overdriven]

Not buying a SLR to take photos of pancakes and wine My Android settings aren't perfect either!