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[Cerb]

I just had the best thing happen to me.

So I haven't checked my work inbox in about 2-3 months (I never get anything important in there). I went to check it today and found....2 pay checks! 2 pay checks that I never cashed! 2 weeks unexpected pay!!!!!! I guess a month ago someone must have put them in there. Every time before or since I've had them handed to me at my desk.

This is all the more great because my contract runs out today and I haven't found another job!

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Raven]

I just had the best thing happen to me.

So I haven't checked my work inbox in about 2-3 months (I never get anything important in there). I went to check it today and found....2 pay checks! 2 pay checks that I never cashed! 2 weeks unexpected pay!!!!!! I guess a month ago someone must have put them in there. Every time before or since I've had them handed to me at my desk.

This is all the more great because my contract runs out today and I haven't found another job!

Cheque*

 

[Cerb]

Cheque*

I'm slowly but surely being turned into one of them

 

[Cerb]

2 weeks extra pay though nothing can bring me down!

 

[cHodAX]

Don't surrender for fucksake, nothing worse than a nation that makes it own versions of words up and still calls it English!

 

[- English -]

omg crazy guy

 

[Everz]

 

[Lamp]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0J9FdN8oqA

 

[Punishment]

Gah even though the tax is twice as much as a Golf GTI im starting to get a honeytime for a Focus ST, the engine noise just makes me sexface :O

 

[Lamp]

View: http://youtu.be/pDxn0Xfqkgw

 

[cHodAX]

CERB!! Hookers and cocaine dude! HOOKERS AND MOTHERFUCKING COCAINE!!!

 

[Lamp]

Definitely need to revisit some of those movies

Maybe End of Days + Predator + the first 2 terminator movies to start with.

 

[Everz]

There needs to be an action movie on tv right now.

Predator.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[cHodAX]

It's a good deal Garcia you ungrateful cunt!

 

[Lamp]

Tomorrow morning the Mrs is getting her hair done. I have the house to myself from 9am to midday.

I am going to get some fresh crusty bread, cook some bacon & load of sausages, close the curtains, turn the phone off, and watch Predator.

Then I'm going to run down the street and shout "Get to the Choppaaa" at random people as I run past them.

 

[Punishment]

Man taxing a 2.6 Focus STis gonna be fun €1204 a year bloody Fully comp insurance with NCB protection is only €588

Tax BandAnnualHalf YearQuarter YearArrears (Per Month)
0 - 1000 185 102 52 18.50
1001 - 1100 278 154 78 27.80
1101 - 1200 307 170 86 30.70
1201 - 1300 333 184 94 33.30
1301 - 1400 358 198 101 35.80
1401 - 1500 384 213 108 38.40
1501 - 1600 478 265 135 47.80
1601 - 1700 506 280 142 50.60
1701 - 1800 592 328 167 59.20
1801 - 1900 626 347 176 62.60
1901 - 2000 660 366 186 66.00
2001 - 2100 843 467 238 84.30
2101 - 2200 885 491 250 88.50
2201 - 2300 925 513 261 92.50
2301 - 2400 962 533 271 96.20
2401 - 2500 1005 557 283 100.50
2501 - 2600 1204 668 340 120.40
2601 - 2700 1251 694 353 125.10
2701 - 2800 1294 718 365 129.40
2801 - 2900 1342 744 379 134.20
2901 - 3000 1390 771 392 139.00
3001 - 15000 1683 934 475 168.30

 

[cHodAX]

Lamp, that is not actually you in the avatar is it? If so.... SORT YOUR FUCKING TASH OUT!

 

[Punishment]

Tomorrow morning the Mrs is getting her hair done. I have the house to myself from 9am to midday.

I am going to get some fresh crusty bread, cook some bacon & load of sausages, close the curtains, turn the phone off, and watch Predator.

Then I'm going to run down the street and shout "Get to the Choppaaa" at random people as I run past them.

And you didn't invite me over

 

[Lamp]

And you didn't invite me over

Sure, come over. You have to wear a Terminator T-shirt and bring artery-clogging comfort food.

Lamp, that is not actually you in the avatar is it? If so.... SORT YOUR FUCKING TASH OUT!

lol no, thats Dick Strawbridge, Gentleman. I have more bloody hair then he does, and I'm about 15 years younger. And much taller. And not as fat. And I don't have a luminous pink polo shirt.

 

[cHodAX]

So basically you are the total opposite, good!

 

[Lamp]

*checks wardrobe*

Ahem...apparently I DO own a pink polo shirt....but its not THAT colour pink...more a pastel pink....I'll get my coat on the way out....

 

[cHodAX]

And don't the fucking door hit you!

 

[Shagrat]

Tomorrow morning the Mrs is getting her hair done. I have the house to myself from 9am to midday.

I am going to get some fresh crusty bread, cook some bacon & load of sausages, close the curtains, turn the phone off, and watch Predator.

Then I'm going to run down the street and shout "Get to the Choppaaa" at random people as I run past them.

Great idea, we should have an arnie reenactment weekend. Im off to wander around my local park naked, accosting people "your clothes, give them to me!"

 

[georgie]

And don't the fucking door hit you!

Yeah! And don't the fucking door hit you!

 

[old.user4556]

Gah even though the tax is twice as much as a Golf GTI im starting to get a honeytime for a Focus ST, the engine noise just makes me sexface :O

Save yourself the money and strap a big plastic penis to your forehead for the same effect. People will think you're a dick.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tomorrow morning the Mrs is getting her hair done. I have the house to myself from 9am to midday.

I am going to get some fresh crusty bread, cook some bacon & load of sausages, close the curtains, turn the phone off, and watch Predator.

Then I'm going to run down the street and shout "Get to the Choppaaa" at random people as I run past them.

This is why single life is excellent; i can do this, and more, any moment i feel like it

For everything else, there's masterporn.

 

[old.Tohtori]

On a sidenote; why the f*ck am i up at 5am playing a f*cking "game" about solving a marital crisis?