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[Job]

Finally started watching it last weekend, 6gb of hd torrent on my projector, got bored again, it's like a reallly slow Dick Tracy movie, I guessed he was a replicant, though this seems to be of some argument, in the first two minutes, which was 119 seconds longer than it took me to guess Bruce Willis was dead in sixth sense.

 

[old.user4556]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlQ8hVqcIAs&feature=relmfu

 

[Overdriven]

I prefer this trick tbh.. Not sure if NSFW or a good life trick for women.

 

[Gwadien]

I'd have to gag her though, she's fucking annoying.

 

[Lamp]

a heavy facial will sort her out

 

[Aoami]

http://faceobok.tumblr.com/

 

[Lamp]

the next person to post a facebook url has to stick a pinecone up their bottom. Sideways.

 

[Aoami]

faceobok not Facebook

 

[Lamp]

pineapple not pinecone

 

[Job]

Lamp fail.
I'd try coating it in vaseline, always helps me.

 

[Ch3tan]

the next person to post a facebook url has to stick a pinecone up their bottom. Sideways.

FAIL

 

[old.user4556]

 

[Edmond]

although she worked out Deckard was a replicant quite quickly.

Woah....what?? is that said in the final cut version?

 

[old.user4556]

Unicorn dream.

 

[Overdriven]

Intelligent Design? Try stupid design...

The last 30-40 seconds made me laugh.

http://www.wimp.com/intelligentdesign/

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Edmond]

Brilliant, so funny

 

[Lamp]

A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes mum - I had sex with my English teacher!" he replied.
The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!"
The dad comes home and hears the news; he's as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is a cause for celebration. Let's get fish and chips, then I'll buy you that bike you've been asking for."
"Mint! - but I can I have a football instead? My arse is killing me."

 

[Edmond]

 

[Lamp]

Rep for the "installing summer". So true

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Lamp]

 

[Shagrat]

LOL

 

[old.Tohtori]

*heavy metal name generator*

Hell's Vengeance, just after waatching ghost rider; sov

 

[Gwadien]

Just scrolled through my Facebook timeline to when I started it, read the first few statuses, cringed, cried, exited.

 

[Edmond]

WTF seriously !!

 

[Nate]

I found a train ticket from nov 2005. 1st class(don't know why) single anglia trains colchester - london all stations £5. Today in off peak hours it would cost me £38.50

 

[dysfunction]

I found a train ticket from nov 2005. 1st class(don't know why) single anglia trains colchester - london all stations £5. Today in off peak hours it would cost me £38.50

Ah yes and that's the beauty of privatization of the trains! Nothing like way over the odds inflation!

 

[Lamp]

Earlier:

*Lamp wanders into the kitchen"
L: "What's for dinner, luv?"
Mrs: "Steak"
*Lamp farts*
Mrs: "Can you stop farting for one minute. Its disgusting"
*Lamp starts laughing*
*The Mrs lets out a forced burp*
Mrs: "See? Not very ladylike is it?"
L: "Nor was that log you left floating this morning"

*Silence*

Now, is that 1-all, or 2-1 to me?

 

[dysfunction]

Earlier:

*Lamp wanders into the kitchen"
L: "What's for dinner, luv?"
Mrs: "Steak"
*Lamp farts*
Mrs: "Can you stop farting for one minute. Its disgusting"
*Lamp starts laughing*
*The Mrs lets out a forced burp*
Mrs: "See? Not very ladylike is it?"
L: "Nor was that log you left floating this morning"

*Silence*

Now, is that 1-all, or 2-1 to me?

From my experience I would say you lose!