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[soze]

It is like at tesco when some bint in a Chelsea Tractor takes two spaces right at the entrance I always want to tell them to park at the far side if they want two spaces. It is just rude to think you and your car are more important and taking two spaces probably means you are more likely to have someone maliciously scratch your car.

 

[dysfunction]

A friend of a friend had a new R32 golf, and would park in the middle of 2 spaces in public car parks, but he would buy 2 tickets though

Don't know if he ever got told off for it?

At my train station this guy had parked stupidly in a parking space.
Another guy then parked his car really close to the drivers side so when the guy came back to get his car he couldnt open his door to get in!

Made me chuckle!

 

[Job]

It's only a matter of time before they get a nice gift of some key scratch racing stripes.

 

[old.Tohtori]

WAs away the weekend, miss anything trolltastic, or otherwise forum-important?

 

[Job]

http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/08/soemote-face-tracking-everquest-ii-hands-on/

We need this on here.

 

[TdC]

I'll have an ice cold CLIT please. I just love pressing a cold CLIT against my face when it's warm

http://www.thebeerstore.ca/beers/coors-light-iced-t

 

[BloodOmen]

I can see that going down well in a bar "Can I try your CLIT please?" *SLAP*

 

[CorNokZ]

I can see that going down well in a bar "Can I try your CLIT please?" *SLAP*

"Fuck you bitch! I just wanted to taste your CLIT!"

 

[JingleBells]

A friend of a friend had a new R32 golf, and would park in the middle of 2 spaces in public car parks, but he would buy 2 tickets though

Don't know if he ever got told off for it?

Sounds like a prime candidate for http://youparklikeacunt.com/ tbh

 

[old.user4556]

Deliberate two space parking is hugely ignorant and conceited.

I don't understand what strange pleasure human beings get from being such fucking cunts.

 

[rynnor]

Deliberate two space parking is hugely ignorant and conceited.

I don't understand what strange pleasure human beings get from being such fucking cunts.

Isnt it generally new car owners who are scared of scratching their new baby's?

 

[DaGaffer]

Isnt it generally new car owners who are scared of scratching their new baby's?

That applies in some cases (still not acceptable though), but most of the time its just selfish cunts. Worst offenders are yummy mummys in 4x4s that are too big for them, so they park across two spaces to give them room to get the little darlings out of the car without scuffing their Ugg boots.

Saw one in an X5 at Tescos the other day who double parked across the already extra wide parent and child spaces. She got out of the car (all blond highlights and trendy sunglasses) and she didn't even have any kids with her. My missus tore her a new arsehole. It was extremely impressive (although as its the second time in a week, slightly scary) and she skulked back into the panzer car and moved it.

 

[old.user4556]

Isnt it generally new car owners who are scared of scratching their new baby's?

Look at some of the sheds in the following link. Cunts will be cunts.

Sounds like a prime candidate for http://youparklikeacunt.com/ tbh

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Lots of people also have no idea how wide their car is. At all.

 

[rynnor]

double parked across the already extra wide parent and child spaces.

Wow - now that I have never seen - thats a different league...

 

[DaGaffer]

Wow - now that I have never seen - thats a different league...

The Irish are terrible drivers and worse parkers. This thing is known.

 

[Cerb]

Gaff for a fella who lives in Ireland you have some very unfavorable opinions of us at times

 

[DaGaffer]

Gaff for a fella who lives in Ireland you have some very unfavorable opinions of us at times

Every Irish person I know freely admits it. Was only talking about it with friends the other night. It doesn't help that until recent you had a fairly "relaxed" attitude towards taking your driving test. When it comes to parking in particular, Irish people regularly do stuff that would get them a punch in the mouth in the UK.

 

[Ormorof]

yeah after two years in ireland (i have since escaped) I am terrified of irish traffic, especially in dublin city center, a friend of mine got whipped by a pikey on a horsecart after nearly getting run over by a bus

nutters!

 

[old.user4556]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibuLgsVcQUY

 

[TdC]

My missus tore her a new arsehole. It was extremely impressive

and highly arousing!!!

I like yummy mummies though. It's just the kids I can't abide

 

[Cerb]

Dogs are just the best


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9xq-TVyHI&feature=youtu.be

 

[Edmond]

There a few of these new ones, they're really good

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cerb]

I have a terrible confession that's been eating at me for a while.

I....I.....I'm starting to like Baseball. The shame

 

[Lamp]

Isn't that the American version of teabagging?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Bizarrely it's the one part of life where wet statty nerd boys properly idolise steroid abusing douchebags.

Plus it's long and fucking dull.

 

[old.user4556]

Ice Hockey, much much more interesting North American sport.

 

[TdC]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1CMSV81_ws

 

[Access Denied]

It's a bit odd though. Ice Hockey and Basketball both originated in Canada and are good fun to watch. NFL and Baseball originated in America iirc and are shit and boring.