SPAM This thread is for random spam!!

[Gwadien]

Does anyone feel retarded when they touch their screen? - just me? - okay, standard.

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[old.Tohtori]

REgarding random spam; i jsut got a mail from funcom telling me i've been picked for closed secret world beta...which i never showed any interest to

 

[BloodOmen]

Congrats Tohtori! you've been selected out of the 6,000,000 people that signed up to beta test Trollcom's new MMO - BloodOmen's Bank Account Clearing, simple goto www.Iwillstealyourmoneyandjointhepiratesinnigeria.com and enter the relevent details (all are required! especially your bank account number, pin number, date of birth, password and name)

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Scouse]

I wanted to like this Cyradix, but it's just so full of fail I can't. Looks like it was drawn by a Yank

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[Tuthmes]

http://fluxmachine.tumblr.com/

 

[Tuthmes]

Spoiler

 

[Tuthmes]

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[Access Denied]

What game show was that?!

 

[Cyradix]

 

[megadave]

What is the right response when a friend from work sends you a text which was clearly for their husband about how they have found a potentially cancerous lump?

 

[Cerb]

Tell her you need a look to be sure.

 

[Cyradix]

 

[cHodAX]

lol norty girl.

 

[russell]

lot of shouting

 

[Wazzerphuk]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c0_CG3rmRYs


Owned by the psychologist.

 

[Billargh]

Her psychologist is hotter.

 

[Billargh]

Why does her psychologist keep calling the general public the 'generic public'?

 

[BloodOmen]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c0_CG3rmRYs


Owned by the psychologist.

Shes an absolute dog, I wouldnt touch her with a fucking barge pole.

On a more serious note its blatently a publicity stunt to promote her thesis.

 

[Raven]

8 pinter to be fair

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

8 pinter to be fair

Not even an 8 pinter tbh the psyc however, now shes bangable.

 

[cHodAX]

Pfft, 4 pints and the general would start issuing orders!

 

[cHodAX]

the psyc however, now shes bangable.

Yes indeedy!

 

[Lamp]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso

 

[Billargh]

I'd probably do her just for the status of banging THE Samantha Brick.

 

[Lamp]

She's not that attractive. 6/10 at best. Attention-seeking egomaniac hiding low self-esteem. Probably shit in bed and would dump you at the drop of a hat.

 

[BloodOmen]

Lol, she should get into tv commercials tbh shes a prime candidate for "Should have gone to spec savers" xD