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[Edmond]

How do you mean, like a robot that does commands?

 

[Sydrik]

http://compare.ebay.co.uk/like/180827236344?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

that meg?

 

[MYstIC G]

Yeah that Syd that was nuts.

 

[Lamp]

lesbians!

 

[Lamp]

http://www.ted.com/talks/avi_rubin_all_your_devices_can_be_hacked.html

 

[Cyradix]

 

[old.user4556]

 

[megadave]

wow that was good, im saving that for when i come home fucked one night

 

[Lamp]

Is it right that the mayor of London is paid more than the Prime Minister?

 

[Zarjazz]

The mayor of London isn't guaranteed at least a million or two pounds from the worldwide lecture circuit after less than 4 years work.

 

[Lamp]

So what?

 

[Zarjazz]

So it's kind of irrelevant what the PM gets paid.

 

[Punishment]

Starting a new job as a Carpet/Furniture salesman on wednesday on a trial basis, i know it's silly but im pretty nervous, how does one sell carpet

 

[Lamp]

Questions you always wanted to ask but no one could be arsed answering it: No. 672

Why don't ducks have teeth?

 

[Sydrik]

Listen, learn, know your products and your customers.

Same as selling anything mate.

 

[Edmond]

Starting a new job as a Carpet/Furniture salesman on wednesday on a trial basis, i know it's silly but im pretty nervous, how does one sell carpet

Say the word 'shagpile' a lot

 

[Punishment]

Say the word 'shagpile' a lot

Would it help if i started off into the distance for 10-15 seconds after letting the last vowel roll off my tongue ?

 

[Raven]

Only if you touch your crotch when you say it.

 

[Nate]

Would you like a new rug to munch?

 

[Lamp]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_E0ZF2uIKs


View: http://youtu.be/DLPOC9vDjLg

 

[Tuthmes]

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[Lamp]

so THATS what beer goggles see!

 

[TdC]

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for some reason that reminds me of the fast zombies in Half Life 2 0o

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2012/02/28/apple-confirms-march-7th-ipad-3-announcement-event/

 

[Punishment]

Just did 1st cut on the lawns there even though i was meant to be chilling out before starting my new job 2moro, 34 boxes of grass

 

[Lamp]

My killer Lego robot arrived today. Trying to work out how to program it to recognise squirrels. Great fun

 

[Edmond]

Pics

 

[Lamp]

Its in about 8 different boxes at the moment...still wanna see all the bits?

 

[caLLous]

And once you have got it to mimic the squirrel perfectly, pics of it dismembering said squirrel after it got too close.