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[old.Tohtori]

hohohohoho!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2108377/Meet-new-breed-women-prime-happy-virgins.html

"stylish, eligible women who you’d assume would have their pick of lovers".

*cough* Now hands up all those who'd assume that after seeing said women

I'm all for "beauty is skin deep" etc, but there's semantics and then there's realism.

Also, there's nothing "new" about this.

 

[Mabs]

hohohohoho!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2108377/Meet-new-breed-women-prime-happy-virgins.html

thanks
i just threw up a bit into my mouth

 

[Mabs]

I'm all for "beauty is skin deep" etc, but there's semantics and then there's realism.

to quote mr B Connolly
"beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone"

 

[old.Tohtori]

to quote mr B Connolly
"beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone"

Words of wisdom and all, forgot that line completely

 

[old.user4556]

I don't care if she flips burgers in maccy D's, as long as she's hot with big tits and sucks a mean cock.

Fuck rich and successful, physical attraction wins.

 

[Calaen]

Never had sex. I can see why...

One of them can't due to medical problems and the christian bird saying she converted after reading a dan brown book ahahahaha

 

[Sydrik]

They'd all take the cock if they could get it ffs.

What a load of shite.

 

[Calaen]

They'd all take the cock if they could get it ffs.

What a load of shite.

Sorry but one of them said

"I don’t want to sound conceited, but friends — both male and female — tell me men don’t approach me because I’m too pretty"

You know she's telling the truth

 

[Wazzerphuk]

"

In my 20s I lost my puppy fat and developed more confidence"​

Sorry, what? Have you not seen your own photo? If you lost it you sure found it again.​

 

[Wazzerphuk]

There's NO WAY the third woman is 27. NO FUCKING WAY.

 

[old.user4556]

27 stone you'll find.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

She lives near me too.

 

[old.Tohtori]

"

In my 20s I lost my puppy fat and developed more confidence"​

Sorry, what? Have you not seen your own photo? If you lost it you sure found it again.​

She lost her puppy fat 'cause it grew into adult bitch fat.

 

[Raven]

She lives near me too.

I imagine you can feel the gravitational pull.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wazz should go over, woo her, make her oh so loving of him, sexually violate her ("Yes it should go in both holes"), then dump her for beig a pretencious bitch over a a lifechoice.

 

[Scouse]

I'm pretty sure the whole story is completely made up, with stock photos...

 

[Mabs]

One of them can't due to medical problems and the christian bird saying she converted after reading a dan brown book ahahahaha

i like that though, i approve
gene pool self-chlorinating = win !

 

[Wij]

Welcome to the weird world of The Daily Mail.

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Job]

One of those ageing hippies you try to avoid at parties, but he's kinda cool in a 'keeping at it' sorta way.

 

[Cerb]

Did Ben Kingsley lose weight and shave?

 

[Lamp]

View: http://youtu.be/5UhC04okll0



View: http://youtu.be/qsPb8e7USqI

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Edmond]

Thats funny

 

[Gwadien]

What the fuck are the dentists giving them? - I fucking want some.

 

[Gwadien]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=unyD4pegsVY

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Nitrous Oxide. All the "cool kids" do it these days, so I hear. Or rather, every fucking spacker teen at Big Chill last year was always after it/on it.

 

[Gwadien]

Nitrous Oxide. All the "cool kids" do it these days, so I hear. Or rather, every fucking spacker teen at Big Chill last year was always after it/on it.

Cool, will have to find some.