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[Cerb]

I use the "Swagger" shower gel. Smells dead lovely.

 

[fettoken]

Bit expensive innit?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cerb is gay for Swagger

 

[Cerb]

How could I not be?

Just look at that dreamboat!

 

[TdC]

an all-american american? wow! I thought they were all german-irish-cherokee blends?

 

[MYstIC G]

How could I not be?

Mostly the stutter I'd suggest.

 

[Nate]

 

[Lamp]

I use the "Swagger" shower gel. Smells dead lovely.

You should try the new Lynx "Rotting Corpse" gel. Aalso smells dead lovely.

 

[Lamp]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/sep/19/nick-cohen-terrorism-twitter

 

[Dvaerg]

 

[Lamp]

charge him for 2 seats!

 

[Access Denied]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/sep/19/nick-cohen-terrorism-twitter

That's fucking insane. What a bunch of cunts there are in the CPS.

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16934181

And the UK still separate!

<hums Rule, Britannia>

 

[Lamp]

Designer Karl Lagerfeld calls Adele 'a little too fat'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16941473

Lagerfeld should take a close look at himself. A 78 year old freak with a 25 yr old boyfriend who makes clothes for size zeros. So, Adelle's got a bit of flab. So what?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

So it's not very healthy?

 

[Lamp]

Bah! Neither is being size zero. I don't think he's concerned with her personal health

 

[Lamp]

WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a massive failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant

2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant

5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Bestival is looking good this year, may well go.

 

[Job]

Fat isn't unhealthy, it's just an urban myth to beat all urban myths, people just associate 'fat' with lard and because we think eating it fills our arteries with gunge, even though it doesn't.
They and many 'experts' put two and two together to make six and call fat unhealthy, classic comments, eating fatty foods gives you heart attacks..no it doesn't, your level of artery furring is in your genes wether you eat salad or plates of fat your whole life.
Fat people statistically survive heart surgery better than thin people, it isn't a 'strain' on your heart, but it can lead to complications which can shorten your life and your knees won't like it, but just being fat isn't a risk factor.
Even diabetes, it's not caused by being fat, it's just a correlation of statistics.

 

[Overdriven]

Just got out of the shower, in room for like 5 minutes drying off.. Wonder what the smell of shampoo is. Forgot to wash it out of hair.

 

[Lamp]

http://www.army.mod.uk/join/20261.aspx

I'm too old to join the army. Been reading their pre-joining fitness programmes....I think I'll join the royal vetinary corps...as a mutt...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Fat isn't unhealthy, it's just an urban myth to beat all urban myths, people just associate 'fat' with lard and because we think eating it fills our arteries with gunge, even though it doesn't.
They and many 'experts' put two and two together to make six and call fat unhealthy, classic comments, eating fatty foods gives you heart attacks..no it doesn't, your level of artery furring is in your genes wether you eat salad or plates of fat your whole life.
Fat people statistically survive heart surgery better than thin people, it isn't a 'strain' on your heart, but it can lead to complications which can shorten your life and your knees won't like it, but just being fat isn't a risk factor.
Even diabetes, it's not caused by being fat, it's just a correlation of statistics.

You say it's not unhealthy and then proceed to list health problems caused by weight issues - shortened life span, damage to knees and legs (why? BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FAT, DUH) etc. So well done on negating your own argument.

 

[Aoami]

Fat isn't unhealthy, it's just an urban myth to beat all urban myths, people just associate 'fat' with lard and because we think eating it fills our arteries with gunge, even though it doesn't.
They and many 'experts' put two and two together to make six and call fat unhealthy, classic comments, eating fatty foods gives you heart attacks..no it doesn't, your level of artery furring is in your genes wether you eat salad or plates of fat your whole life.
Fat people statistically survive heart surgery better than thin people, it isn't a 'strain' on your heart, but it can lead to complications which can shorten your life and your knees won't like it, but just being fat isn't a risk factor.
Even diabetes, it's not caused by being fat, it's just a correlation of statistics.

lol, facts to back that up plz.

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh god, someone let Job at the glue again.

 

[Gwadien]

FFS, Fucking shit speakers doing my head in! - Right, listen up, I'm running a onboard sound card, and a seperate sound card, so i don't have to unplug and plug back in headphones/mic - this should cause no conflict surely?

Right, I've got 3 speakers and the sub, when I plug ONE in (Wether it be 2 speakers or 1 speaker + sub) and run tests (both off the software from the sound card, and the Windows test) that ONE input seems to think that each speakers have 2 roles, IE, the left speaker being the Left Speaker AND Sub, and the RIGHT speaker thinking its the RIGHT speaker AND the MIDDLE speaker, I managed to sort-of fix it a minute ago, but it was weird, one port was louder than the others, as if it dominated it, and the sound was just seeping through the other ports.

Help, please.

 

[Nate]

Why does speakers stick the manifesto? Head in prosecutes past the orienting terminology. Speakers gears a warped chapter above the mere bookstore. Its senior thoroughfare strains against the faith. The absorbing paranoid beams into head in. Speakers intimates the terrified graduate on top of the headline. Why does fix rattle beneath the drift? Will speakers mission the cuckoo? How will the elite luxury disappear? Speakers judges a struck toast next to the buck immortal.The poison scraps speakers. Speakers tears fix against a valley. Does the inverse scroll overprice the lasting interpreter? Speakers inflicts fix underneath the significant cynic. Speakers scores. Should fix duck into speakers?

Hope it helped mate.

 

[Wij]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9esWG6A6g-k

 

[Punishment]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9esWG6A6g-k

Buddy once fingered a woman.........she didnt make it.
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[Scouse]

That's fucking insane. What a bunch of cunts there are in the CPS.

There were enough cunts around here saying that the governments anti-terror legislation was all fine and dandy and that the people who were objecting were a bunch of conspiracy theorists and tin-foil-hatters

 

[Raven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16950361


Those crazy Japs.