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The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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They often take two cars into remote areas..and Tottenham.
 
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Try and solve this without googling it.

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints:

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
 
Ch3tan

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It's a spitting fucking image!

Clown, serious business mate. Time to be a body double?
 
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Lamp said:
Try and solve this without googling it.

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints:

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
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The German
 
DaGaffer

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Down With That Sorta Thing
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Lamp said:
Try and solve this without googling it.

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints:

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
Click to expand...

Glen
 
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For those that don't read the football, thread:
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If you don't watch football basically he's the reporter at the ground and each photo is from every time they went to speak to him
 
Wazzerphuk

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So wait, the photocomp. Instead of closing it (not extending it) the whole thing's been invalidated? *baffled at Teeds*
 
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The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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Er that's US and UK, we still mostly use imperial, it drives me mad.
Car tyres are inches high and mm wide.
But don't even start me on threads, whitworth, metric, british standard, they're all out there, often all 3 types on the same machine.
 
Raven

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Learn to use them all then.

Taught metric at school and imperial at home. Prefer to use imperial myself, I can visualise it easier.
 
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caLLous

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Star Turtle needed to tow planet
Date: 2012-01-29, 7:00PM EST

Seeking the services of a star turtle or other celestial amphibian to tow our planet closer to the sun. We need to evaporate a lake. Please note that the lake is sentient and evil, so please be prepared for that. Don't worry, we don't have peanut butter.

  • Location: Terisdale
  • Compensation: gold, platinum, gems, or pizza
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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Hah who in their right mind put a Biggy verse over Thomas the Tank Engine. And makes it work. And what were they smoking.
 
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