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[CorNokZ]

 

[CorNokZ]

No one has posted in this thread for more than 12 hours? What up folks? Was the internet not funny today or something? Of course it was! Here you go.. Have something hilarious

Spoiler

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cyradix]

NSFW'ish...

 

[Nate]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-15550458

 

[Shagrat]

NSFW'ish...

ish?!?!?!?

 

[megadave]

NSFW'ish...

wtf

 

[Lollie]

you'd still tap it

 

[Raven]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/7654267.stm

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Gwadien]

If you don't know about Gladstone's Policies in his Ministry of 1868-74, there's no point being alive.

 

[CorNokZ]

Even after so many years I still find these funny

 

[Nate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UINM33B1cNo

 

[Access Denied]

Clearing out my emails. Came across this little gem from a few years back.


Trading Standard Officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective product found to be faulty and dangerous.

Over the Christmas and New Year period, tests proved the components in the product called "Chelsea FC" would fall apart when placed under the smallest amount of pressure. Consumers first experienced problems last year, when it was noted the product failed to work properly in Europe. Complaints were made about it malfunctioning and then emitting a continuous whining noise - usually in Portuguese. At the time the complaints were ignored. But when the product started falling apart in Britain over Christmas, the Trading Standards Authority took action.

A spokesman warned: "We particularly want to stress to parents that, with Chelsea FC, there is a genuine risk of choking that may end in tears come May.

Despite assurances from the company behind the product that action was taken to correct the faulty parts, including abandoning the use of the highly unpredictable and sub-standard component "Robert Huth", malfunctions have continued. Consumers have been urged to check the small print carefully for the words "this product may contain traces of Shevchenko". If that is the case buyers of the product are urged to put it back in its box and return immediately. "Shevchenko" has been known to cause a severe allergic reaction in many consumers, causing them to shout involuntarily "You useless Ukrainian twat and "for fuck sake bring back Carlton Cole".

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nothing quite as fun as waving to co-workers when the elevator door is closing, having lots of time to keep it open

 

[mooSe_]

It's that halfway-through-term-essay-deadlines-panic time again The time when I realise just how lazy I am, that I know nothing at all about any of my modules and that seemingly my only well developed skills are starcraft and procrastination.

 

[ileks]

Same. I've done fuck all over the last 5 weeks and all of a sudden have tests and essays due in. It's the same every year.

 

[Everz]

Ahh the bliss of no assignments this year. Enjoy fuckers!

 

[Everz]

FLAWLESS VICTORY​

 

[mooSe_]

I think my activity on this site must go up like 900% when I have work that needs to be done

 

[mooSe_]

http://individual.utoronto.ca/somody/quiz.html

 

[CorNokZ]

http://individual.utoronto.ca/somody/quiz.html

9/10

Got number 5 wrong

 

[CorNokZ]

1) Go to Google
2) Type in "Do a barrel roll" in the search field
3) ????
4) Fucking awesome!!

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[Tuthmes]

One for Punishment:

 

[old.Osy]

 

[CorNokZ]