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[Lamp]

Awesome:

Monkeys work in Japanese restaurant


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/7654267.stm

 

[Dvaerg]

The guy behind gandalf/magneto has GAY on his shirt.

 

[Raven]

The point is "get over it" its a gay charity event for/by Stonewall. Seeing as Sir Ian Mckellen is himself gay...

 

[Everz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_2cfV3T2l8


I shoot on sight like Ebanks-Blake.. fucking so lol at this.

 

[pez]

I assumed they were all wearing the 'Some people are Gay. Get over it.' T-shirts and someone had photoshopped Sir Ian's to say that instead.

 

[Job]

 

[old.user4556]

love it

 

[Rulke]

 

[Lamp]

I've just uninstalled DAOC and WOW from my computer. The Control Panel had a heart attack deleting all those gigabytes of shite.

 

[Job]

You could just delete that 200GB porn directory, if you needed the space.

 

[Lamp]

today was brought to you by the number -12, and the chemical trifluoromethanesulfonic acid

 

[Tuthmes]

http://omegle.com/

 

[Raven]

Turns out I have a week off work that I need to use before xmas. I thought I had used it all... I really have no idea what to do with it though. Don't really want to waste it sat at home, can't really go away because the wife doesn't have any holiday to spare. Kinda sad but I would rather just work tbh! Got so much on at the moment that if I take time off I will be swamped when I get back.

 

[Access Denied]

Turns out I have a week off work that I need to use before xmas. I thought I had used it all... I really have no idea what to do with it though. Don't really want to waste it sat at home, can't really go away because the wife doesn't have any holiday to spare. Kinda sad but I would rather just work tbh! Got so much on at the moment that if I take time off I will be swamped when I get back.

So take the holiday but go into work anyway. Holiday pay plus overtime = good Christmas.

 

[Vladamir]

 

[Chosen]

Probably what toht wants for xmas

 

[mooSe_]

turns out vodka improves my ability to write philosophy essays

however I will have to double check what I've written tonight when I'm sober to make sure I'm as much of a genius as I feel that I am right now

 

[Tuthmes]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/dampgnat/wonderputt

 

[mooSe_]

http://blip.tv/day9tv/amnesia-aka-how-day-9-lost-his-manhood-part-1-5696092

this is so awesome: SC2 commentator streams his play through of amnesia: the dark descent

maybe not so good if you've already played amnesia or you don't know who day9 is/don't like day9

 

[Everz]

tidiest gash spends all times flirting with me.. i got a missus, why flirt with the one bloke whos in a relationship?!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Probably what toht wants for xmas

The statue? Oh yes that would be cool

 

[old.user4556]

tidiest gash spends all times flirting with me.. i got a missus, why flirt with the one bloke whos in a relationship?!

Isn't it obvious? Don't fall into the classic female head-fuck trap, you're a safe challenge so she wants her ego stroked in the knowledge that she can "get you" if she wanted.

They're all game players.

 

[Everz]

Isn't it obvious? Don't fall into the classic female head-fuck trap, you're a safe challenge so she wants her ego stroked in the knowledge that she can "get you" if she wanted.

They're all game players.

Aye, lost cause there though.. mind you, if i was single then her backdoors would be smashed in, but thats beside the point.

 

[old.user4556]

Ahhh see, you're already hooked by her offerings .

Been there mate, had the sex texts, had the picture messages, had the work emails, had the "if you were single.." chat.

Became single, made a move, she cut me off as if I never ever existed. She was an attention seeking whore and I fell for it and looked like an absolute fucking fool - totally played, but I admit it.

I guess you need to make that mistake once in your life, it makes you very good at spotting it again.

 

[Raven]

slags, the lot of them.

 

[Access Denied]

Every time I hear or read that word, I imagine it in an East London accent. "Shlags"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Every time i hear it i think "What do cement slags have to do with anything?"

 

[Nate]

You mean Slabs I think toht

 

[old.Tohtori]

You mean Slabs I think toht

Quite, but slags just reminds me of them and then i'm not sure if it's slabs or slags

 

[russell]

you lot make me laugh -nice to chuckle on a dreary Sunday morn.