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[Scouse]

I don't know if that means owt, but it's very funny!

 

[Raven]

Rewatching Rogue One, after the excellent Andor.

Fuck me, the CGI is bad. Grand Moff Tarkin looks like something out of Skyrim.

 

[Scouse]

Rewatching Rogue One, after the excellent Andor.

Fuck me, the CGI is bad. Grand Moff Tarkin looks like something out of Skyrim.

I shall be doing that, perhaps this evening.

However, Andor was good, not excellent IMO. Apart from Episode 10, which was great.

 

[Raven]

I shall be doing that, perhaps this evening.

However, Andor was good, not excellent IMO. Apart from Episode 10, which was great.

I never really got into Star Wars, not seen the original trilogy in years, probably only seen them once or twice. Moving onto those next.

Pretending the Phantom Menace era slop doesn't exist.

 

[Scouse]

Pretending the Phantom Menace era slop doesn't exist.

Yeah, but it's still wayyy better than the newer shit. The new films make the Phantom Menace look like Citizen Kane.

 

[MYstIC G]

This new Doom looks fucking amazing!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Qz4LSZSdw

View: https://youtu.be/LR2vQO_BHC0

 

[Raven]

View: https://youtu.be/LR2vQO_BHC0

Most players are.

 

[Scouse]

View: https://youtu.be/LR2vQO_BHC0

Wasn't intending to buy it - I didn't finish the last one because I got bored. It's a console thang.

 

[BloodOmen]

Two and a half years of taxpayers money being well spent right there.

Meanwhile, suspended sentences for admitting 50 burglaries and you can get significantly less jail time for arson.

Which is both funny and topical.

Our whole sentencing system in general is a fucking joke tbh, as are how our prisons are ran. Need a massive overhaul from top to bottom.

 

[Raven]

I've decided. I will drive an electric car, if I can make it sound like Luke's air car thingy in Star Wars.

 

[BloodOmen]

I've decided. I will drive an electric car, if I can make it sound like Luke's air car thingy in Star Wars.

Just watch out for the sand people, they didnt like it when luke drove his car up near their shit

 

[Scouse]

Oh my god.

You guys know I generally hate cops for being fuck-headed bovver boys - but just watch the video:

PC Tasered St Leonards amputee, 92, in wheelchair, court hears

Donald Burgess, who had one leg and was in poor health, was also pepper sprayed in his care home.

www.bbc.co.uk

Poor fucker had a UTI. That sends people absolutely do-lally.

 

[Ctuchik]

I've decided. I will drive an electric car, if I can make it sound like Luke's air car thingy in Star Wars.

Probably possible to be honest. There's EV's out there with speakers making noises so pedestrians can hear them better. Just modify that sound file somehow and you're probably good to go.

 

[Overdriven]

Probably possible to be honest. There's EV's out there with speakers making noises so pedestrians can hear them better. Just modify that sound file somehow and you're probably good to go.

I'm not allowed to try to hack my washing machine because I want to change the finished sound from a random jingle to the FF7 victory theme

 

[BloodOmen]

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[Deebs]

Probably possible to be honest. There's EV's out there with speakers making noises so pedestrians can hear them better. Just modify that sound file somehow and you're probably good to go.

Oooh that sounds like fun, "Get out of my way you fucking cunt", "Oi are you fucking blind?", "Oi you slow cunt put ya fucking foot down"

Endless possibilities and someone must have done something like this as I remember when a company produced a horn with shitloads of different sound effects.

 

[BloodOmen]

View: https://youtu.be/NQB7pgimZA8

 

[BloodOmen]

Oh my god.

You guys know I generally hate cops for being fuck-headed bovver boys - but just watch the video:

PC Tasered St Leonards amputee, 92, in wheelchair, court hears

Donald Burgess, who had one leg and was in poor health, was also pepper sprayed in his care home.

www.bbc.co.uk

Poor fucker had a UTI. That sends people absolutely do-lally.

Seen that the other day, they tried to justify it by saying "He threatened staff with a knife" just a really shit reason to taser someone of that age.

 

[Tom]

Best impression of Steve Coogan ever:


View: https://youtu.be/TiNpJHO3wME?t=901

 

[Scouse]

Now, I know most people's gut reaction to this will be "yeahhhh! It's still to good for 'em" but a little thought...

Shabana Mahmood considers chemical castration for serious sex offenders

Justice secretary expected to back radical sentencing reforms, including use of libido-suppressing drugs in England and Wales

www.theguardian.com

Prisons are full. Lets start Alan Turing the shit out of people so we can let rapists* out earlier.

No no. We're still going to give people long-term prison sentences for tweets Bad words are worse than dangerous actions y'know.


*Or whatever else we deem a sexual offence, no matter the security of conviction and despite whatever we do to artificially ensure the conviction rate is higher, because it 'looks bad'.

 

[Raven]

Just finished watching Return of the Jedi. That Deathstar is going to be raining down radioactive shit, all over that "forest moon" for centuries. I expect fertility levels to drop and birth defects to increase, amongst the Ewoks.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Scouse]

Experts ‘would refuse to take part’ in mandatory castration for sex offenders

Leading figures say compulsory program is ‘ethically unsound’ and would be challenged in courts

www.theguardian.com

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Lamp]

This video is awesome


View: https://youtu.be/7J_Ugp8ZB4E?si=EczRR6hfqcX5IE3O

 

[BloodOmen]

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[Raven]

Right. Star wars again.

Naturally, I have moved onto Episode 7, The Force Awakens. Which I have seen before, but now watching through a new lens, of having recently transitioned from Andor, to Rogue One, to the "original trilogy" it's a bit jarring to have no idea who any of these people are. @Disney, how about a Storm trooper dude backstory, 2-3 seasons, from a boy to a man, he didn't suddenly decide he wasn't balls deep into the evil business. It's a good ~30 year gap that needs filling.

 

[Scouse]

View attachment 50426

This might be the best thing I've seen all year

 

[Scouse]

Oooh. Thought this posted yesterday:

Labour blocks proposal for ‘swift bricks’ in all new homes in England

MPs had previously backed Conservative amendment to ask developers to provide hollow bricks for endangered birds

www.theguardian.com

Labour doing the right thing because it's so easy.

Anyway. Came here to post this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FBRUdqZvIQ


Labour won't do owt about this though. Blair wanted cameras in everyone's house.

 

[georgie]

Oooh. Thought this posted yesterday:

Labour blocks proposal for ‘swift bricks’ in all new homes in England

MPs had previously backed Conservative amendment to ask developers to provide hollow bricks for endangered birds

www.theguardian.com

It did, in the Election thread.