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[Scouse]

It did, in the Election thread.

That's weird. Wonder why it cached :/

 

[Raven]

Yikes

Macron says push in face by wife Brigitte 'just joking around'

Footage shows the moment Emmanuel Macron is shoved in the face by his wife Brigitte as they touch down in Hanoi, Vietnam.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Bodhi]

Yikes

Macron says push in face by wife Brigitte 'just joking around'

Footage shows the moment Emmanuel Macron is shoved in the face by his wife Brigitte as they touch down in Hanoi, Vietnam.

www.bbc.co.uk

Can you imagine the shitstorm if it was the other way round - i.e Macron pushed his wife in the face like that?

Would have been bigger than the shitstorm than if the ages when they first got together were reversed - i.e he was 39 and she was 15.

 

[Scouse]

Can you imagine the shitstorm if it was the other way round

I agree.

However, there's always been a double standard here.

 

[Bodhi]

I agree.

However, there's always been a double standard here.

Oh absolutely - however I'm not sure if I've heard of a dodgier story than now him and his wife first met, and how they got together.

 

[Scouse]

Oh absolutely - however I'm not sure if I've heard of a dodgier story than now him and his wife first met, and how they got together.

Yes, of course there is a massive double standard there too. But years on, they're still together, so "meh".

Age of consent in France is 15, so she dodged that.

(There is what I consider to be an eminently sensible "romeo and juliette" clause in France).

 

[Raven]

The entire relationship is bonkers, and the fact that she appears to knock him about isn't overly surprising.

 

[Scouse]

The entire relationship is bonkers

Other than the age difference (which I'm not really arsed about) what is it?

 

[Raven]

Other than the age difference (which I'm not really arsed about) what is it?

Well, she was a teacher, and met him, at 15, at an afternoon club, that her daughter (one of his classmates) attended.

 

[Scouse]

Well, she was a teacher, and met him, at 15, at an afternoon club, that her daughter (one of his classmates) attended.

Ah that. So like I said, they've been together for decades, so "meh" tbh. Age of consent in France is 15 so even though I wouldn't go there, it's not a moral judgment I'd make. It's unusual but clearly the entire relationship isn't "bonkers" or they wouldn't be together still.

 

[Gwadien]

I can give you an answer to all the questions I'm regards to Macron.

They're French.

 

[Bodhi]

Ah that. So like I said, they've been together for decades, so "meh" tbh. Age of consent in France is 15 so even though I wouldn't go there, it's not a moral judgment I'd make. It's unusual but clearly the entire relationship isn't "bonkers" or they wouldn't be together still.

Not sure I'd advocate grooming (which is what it was let's be honest) as the basis for a long lasting healthy relationship tbh.

 

[Scouse]

Not sure I'd advocate grooming (which is what it was let's be honest) as the basis for a long lasting healthy relationship tbh.

If she met him at the legal time, they don't consider it grooming.

This is just a bit of moral outrage over an age gap.

 

[Bodhi]

If she met him at the legal time, they don't consider it grooming.

This is just a bit of moral outrage over an age gap.

It's nothing to do with the age gap imo - it's the teacher / pupil relationship part for me that is icky as fuck, and would see her end up in prison - quite rightly - if the sexes were swapped.

That's also the grooming part.....

 

[Scouse]

Puritanism:

Kurts Adams Rozentals: British canoeist 'forced to choose between Olympics and OnlyFans'

British canoeist Kurts Adams Rozentals says he is being forced to choose between his Olympic dream and OnlyFans account.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good on the lad tbh. Fuck Paddle UK.

I dislike the bodies that sprung up around canoeing and kayaking in the late 80's. They're fucking vultures, not "standard bearers".

Banning a potential olympian because he has decided to post some pics behind a paywall to make ends meet so he can focus on training is moralising wankery.

 

[Raven]

Father-of-three Paul Doyle charged over Liverpool parade crash

Seventy-nine people were hurt when a car hit fans attending Liverpool's Premier League victory parade.

www.bbc.co.uk

Just checking when the rioting is starting?

 

[Scouse]

I do like this guy. Some of his lines are really funny:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGYZCO0v3mg

 

[Raven]

I do like this guy. Some of his lines are really funny:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGYZCO0v3mg

This is the best thing I have seen in months.

"white coat man, pushing his trolley, off to see a man in a van, about some carcasses"

 

[BloodOmen]

"HELLO MADDAM, THIS IS AMAZON CALLING, PLIZ SEND BOBS AND VAGENE"

View attachment a9yX6E1_460svav1.mp4

 

[Raven]

Very proud uncle, 1 niece is off to university, the other going in the Royal Navy, she walked 52 miles in 2 days the other week, doing 100 in 4 soon, she was 16 yesterday.

 

[Gwadien]

"HELLO MADDAM, THIS IS AMAZON CALLING, PLIZ SEND BOBS AND VAGENE"

View attachment 50446

This was the plan all along - and it's brilliant (depending on how you view the internet) - There'll be *very* remote villages that will have communal access to the internet, where previously they didn't even have phone signal.

Edit - It won't effect the amount of scam calls, do you really think they're made from the middle of bumfuck nowhere in India or perhaps the major cities?

 

[BloodOmen]

This was the plan all along - and it's brilliant (depending on how you view the internet) - There'll be *very* remote villages that will have communal access to the internet, where previously they didn't even have phone signal.

Edit - It won't effect the amount of scam calls, do you really think they're made from the middle of bumfuck nowhere in India or perhaps the major cities?

They aren't made in the middle of nowhere no, most of them are done in call centers in large cities. Very aware where they are, been watching Jim Browning for years.

However

Word travels and when word says you can earn some quick cash by scamming old people? people with nothing will leap at that. Exact same thing happened when Nigeria started getting more access to the internet, poor areas started to popup as scam areas.

 

[Scouse]

Word travels and when word says you can earn some quick cash by scamming old people?

Guess we'll have to wake up as a society then eh?

The existence of "bad people" doesn't justify keeping millions of people in the dark ages because we've legions of retards in blighty ripe for financial raping.

 

[BloodOmen]

Guess we'll have to wake up as a society then eh?

The existence of "bad people" doesn't justify keeping millions of people in the dark ages because we've legions of retards in blighty ripe for financial raping.

Just need more people like Jim Browning tbh, blokes a godsend when dealing with scams etc

 

[Gwadien]

If only we didn't have an Empire, wouldn't be all these third world shitholes speaking English and conning our grandmas

 

[Tom]

Top tip. If you're painting with Hammerite paint, white spirit won't work to clean the brush. And I hate wasting paintbrushes. You need cellulose thinners. Which nobody likes to sell any more. But most places sell something coloured green, called "brush restorer", and that has a bunch of noisy death warning symbols on the back. So it's thinner, more or less. And it works just fine.

Discovered this today. Hammerite say "use our special brush fluid" but of course no fucker sells that.

 

[Gwadien]

Top tip. If you're painting with Hammerite paint, white spirit won't work to clean the brush. And I hate wasting paintbrushes. You need cellulose thinners. Which nobody likes to sell any more. But most places sell something coloured green, called "brush restorer", and that has a bunch of noisy death warning symbols on the back. So it's thinner, more or less. And it works just fine.

Discovered this today. Hammerite say "use our special brush fluid" but of course no fucker sells that.

I feel like this was meant for the random annoying things thread

 

[BloodOmen]

If only we didn't have an Empire, wouldn't be all these third world shitholes speaking English and conning our grandmas

Ah yes, it was clearly all our fault.