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[Lamp]

Donald Trump's wife - whatever her name is - her handbag was worth $75,000

75K for a leather bag ?!

I can understand someone spending 400K on a Lambourghini. The precision engineering, power, etc
But 75K for a fecking handbag ?

 

[Ormorof]

Donald Trump's wife - whatever her name is - her handbag was worth $75,000

75K for a leather bag ?!

I can understand someone spending 400K on a Lambourghini. The precision engineering, power, etc
But 75K for a fecking handbag ?

The pricing has the manufacturer in stitches

 

[BloodOmen]

wtf

 

[caLLous]

That's almost one of the most memorable Black Mirror episodes.

 

[Scouse]

Another day another bike ride

Spoiler

 

[Raven]

 

[Lamp]

Love the mittens

 

[Scouse]

Smart motorways are dangerous, says Yorkshire police chief

The claim comes after a coroner ruled two deaths on the M1 motorway were avoidable.

www.bbc.co.uk

I don't understand reporting like this when we've had the figures for a few years - you're ten times more likely to die if you break down on a smart motorway.

 

[Raven]

They are dangerous, offer little benefit and are hugely expensive.

I think that's pretty much a given...but Tories.

 

[Embattle]

They are dangerous, offer little benefit and are hugely expensive.

I think that's pretty much a given...but Tories.

They should of just added another complete lane where really needed.

Started under Labour.

 

[Scouse]

Started under Labour.

Yep. But who knew they'd be so unsafe?

Tories have had the data and, crucially, the power to fix it.

 

[DaGaffer]

Yep. But who knew they'd be so unsafe?

Tories have had the data and, crucially, the power to fix it.

Who knew when you take away the hard shoulder they'd be so unsafe? Literally everyone, and it was pointed out at the time. Repeatedly.

 

[MYstIC G]

Can't remember the last time we had snow that settled in London

It was definitely bad in 2018

My bad, I meant to say in two days time 😂

 

[Embattle]

Who knew when you take away the hard shoulder they'd be so unsafe? Literally everyone, and it was pointed out at the time. Repeatedly.

Especially as the hard shoulder is already dangerous enough.

 

[Moriath]

ismympaprick.co.uk

 

[Raven]

Andrea Leadsom, is a prick, don't need that to know it

 

[Scouse]

Who knew when you take away the hard shoulder they'd be so unsafe? Literally everyone, and it was pointed out at the time. Repeatedly.

100%.

They had the M42 near Birmingham as a test bed for years - but speeds on that rarely pass 25mph anyway, so death probably was never counted...

 

[Scouse]

Especially as the hard shoulder is already dangerous enough.

Went on a "speed awareness" course. They said the hard shoulder was the most dangerous place on the motorway (true) so it was a good thing for safety that they were taking it away.

I shit you not, these knuckle dragging retards couldn't grasp the concept that the most dangerous place to be stationary apart from next to moving traffic was IN moving traffic.

 

[Lamp]

I almost got fired on my first day working as a roofer for masturbating;
Luckily my boss allowed me to wipe the slate clean.

 

[Lamp]

My wife and I were in the garden and we saw next door's 19 year-old daughter all dolled-up ready to go out
My wife regarded her wistfully and remarked "You know I can see myself in her"
I was thinking exactly the same.

 

[Aoami]

ismympaprick.co.uk

Helen Hayes, not a prick. She seems alright but doesn't do much.

 

[Lamp]

Old news but still...

NASA releases actual recordings from space

NASA releases actual recordings from space -- and they're absolutely breathtaking

Your tax dollars at work.

consequenceofsound.net

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[dysfunction]

ismympaprick.co.uk

Bob Neill is a prick!

Bob voted against directly funding free school meals over the school holidays during the coronavirus pandemic.
Bob voted against paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability.
Bob voted against laws to promote equality and human rights.
Bob did not vote on the proper funding of public services and robust action to tackle tax avoidance and evasion.

 

[Gwadien]

Isn't this just 'Is my MP a Tory?'

Has anyone had a Tory MP who isn't described as a prick?

 

[Lamp]

When they buried the man who invented Tetris the whole cemetery disappeared.

 

[Aoami]

Isn't this just 'Is my MP a Tory?'

Has anyone had a Tory MP who isn't described as a prick?

Ken Clarke

 

[Lamp]

I used to work at Waterstones
One day a guy came in and asked if we had any audiobooks with subtitles.
I thought, hang on, thats a book.

 

[Gwadien]

Ken Clarke

He's gone though m8.

 

[Aoami]

He's gone though m8.

You said "had" though...