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Job

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Theyve got 100s of millions in the bank, its all to do with a fraud case against them and are basically running from New York to the safety of texas
They have completely fallen out with the city and its just another part of the exodus and split of America.
 

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Trump quote:

"It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"
Twitter, 19/10/15
 

Embattle

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Alexei Navalny has got some stones going back to Russia, got to admire him.
 

Job

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So weve got new neighbours and I went around to repair their boiler last week, the wifes chatting to his wife in the street and she casually mentions hes the father of one of the Sugababes and has just got out of a 6 year prison sentence for stabbing his neighbours.

We were like wtf.
 

DaGaffer

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So weve got new neighbours and I went around to repair their boiler last week, the wifes chatting to his wife in the street and she casually mentions hes the father of one of the Sugababes and has just got out of a 6 year prison sentence for stabbing his neighbours.

We were like wtf.


Classy.
 

DaGaffer

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I'm staring out of the window of my office at home into the neighbour's across the street's back garden (their house is at right angles to ours). Its absolutely pissing down and one of the neighbours (I think its the daughter or daughter in law) has been sat chain smoking in her dressing gown for the last 45 minutes. She must be fucking freezing. I feel like I should say something but I'm literally looking over a high tree lined wall into their supposedly private garden.

This lockdown is fucking people up.

*edit* she's just gone in.
 

Aoami

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So weve got new neighbours and I went around to repair their boiler last week, the wifes chatting to his wife in the street and she casually mentions hes the father of one of the Sugababes and has just got out of a 6 year prison sentence for stabbing his neighbours.

We were like wtf.

I don't think i'd introduce myself to my new neighbours by telling them about how i stabbed the last ones lol.
 

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This lockdown is fucking people up.

I'm struggling to motivate myself at all. I seem to give zero shits.

But then, I work in banking IT. Half the job is convincing myself I give some sort of a shit - without that self-deception I won't get paid :(
 

Bob007

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Serviced and ready to go.

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Cold and Dirty but fun :)
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Scouse

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Went out the other day and there was so much mud put between rear wheel and seatstay that the wheel stopped turning.

It was so steep it didn't slow me down. ;)
 

Moriath

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Went out the other day and there was so much mud put between rear wheel and seatstay that the wheel stopped turning.

It was so steep it didn't slow me down. ;)
You gonna need paddles and floats soon. Get yr kayak out for the next few days
 

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That's something called "grass" I believe, the wife likes it so it stays ;)

Rain is good for me. Keeps most folks in so the paths and trails near me are empty.
 

Raven

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We are buried in snow atm, more to come apparently

We just have layers of disappointment atm. There was enough snow on the car last week to be annoying on the first day since xmas that I have needed the car.
 

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jk

Probably the old timers lost their splurge when Lady Gaga came out
 

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Mrs Lamp: Why are you looking at Lady Gaga like that ?
Lamp: Like what?
Mrs Lamp: Like that !

:twak:

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Job

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Weve found his weak spot, run Star is Born while I steal his bacon paintings.
 

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