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Didn't post it for any reason other than to express dismay at street crime and violence. I actually didn't need to post it, you're right. I'm just an old man who doesn't understand the world any more.

Would anyone like a Worthers Original with their bovril? I'll get my slippers.
 

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Volunteers cleaning the dunes today.
I'll be glad when the football and pubs are back on so the chavs fuck off back where they belong.



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I guess the dunes just arent beautiful enough..they have to turn off their higher functions to enjoy it.

Yeah well we all like to get high....just take the shit home will ya.
At least there not needles.
 

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Was wondering what the fuck they were.

Kids today ain't doing real drugs I guess.
 

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Yup and hilariously they go on about nitrous levels in the air

The fucking kids are snorting it straight up their noses every night.
 

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Yup and hilariously they go on about nitrous levels in the air
Another education fail.

One is Nitrous Oxide, the other is Nitrogen Dioxide.

One is laughing gas, the other inflames the lungs.

Why not have an AI post for you? It'd probably know that...
 

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That's nothing to do with kids breathing in laughing gas is it @Job.

But on it's use as a fertilizer - I've long been a proponant of small scale organic farming for a multitude of reasons, including that.
 

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Apart from the fact it was a joke loosely based on nitrous being a climate issue...as usual you went to education fail, degree snobbery always finds a way.
 

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Anyway, I read that Floyd and the cop knew each other very early on and then they started clamping down on anything that mighy confuse the hate.

Its appearing again, that they worked together as doormen.
Puts a bit of a different spin on things.
 

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1) "Joke" not funny.
2) Source.

Seriously @Job - everyone's been on at you for years to provide links. It's very easy - so why not do it?
 

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Stop looking for a subtext and stop desperately looking for ways to paint Floyd in a negative light.
 

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I just blew my nose and it was the exact same colour as my fountain pen ink - bright green. That colour does not exist in the human body. So either I'm not human, or I've been sticking ink cartridges up my nose in my sleep.

(Edit: or I had ink on my finger and did what every schoolboy does with a finger and an inviting nostril)
 

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I just blew my nose and it was the exact same colour as my fountain pen ink - bright green. That colour does not exist in the human body. So either I'm not human, or I've been sticking ink cartridges up my nose in my sleep.

Oh I don't know, I've had plenty of green stuff exit me through various orifices over the years :)
 

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Stop looking for a subtext and stop desperately looking for ways to paint Floyd in a negative light.
Just fucking lol.
Do you hear your own words.
Stop bringing facts..they have no place here.
Were building a fucking myth!!!!
 

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Just fucking lol.
Do you hear your own words.
Stop bringing facts..they have no place here.
Were building a fucking myth!!!!
If he had a criminal record did he deserve to be murdered on the street by a cop? No? So why do you keep trying to crowbar it into the conversation?
If he knew the cop beforehand does that somehow change the fact that millions of people have watched the cop murder him? No? So why do you bring it up at all?

Them knowing each other certainly isn't a fact - the owner of the bar wasn't even sure that they'd ever met but she didn't hesitate to make Chauvin sound like a racist piece of shit. Maybe that's why you're trying to downplay what happened, out of empathy for him.
 

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Got an email from Aria customer services this morning. "Thank you for contacting our managing director, he has passed on your concerns. Your order will be with you today. Please let us know if it isn't."

Guess the MD doesn't appreciate some randomer emailing him and telling him to get his house in order. Still missed the delivery as I had to go to work but at least I know I'm getting it.
 

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Anyone ever owned a Samsung Galaxy Note 8?

Mate of mine is selling his. It's in absolutely pristine condition (not a scratch on it anywhere), factory reset, he wants £250 for it.

My current phone is a Note 4. It works but there are issues mainly due to its age, wear & tear, and battery.

Anyone had any gripes with the Note8? Things that you notice further down the line?
 

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Anyone ever owned a Samsung Galaxy Note 8?

Mate of mine is selling his. It's in absolutely pristine condition (not a scratch on it anywhere), factory reset, he wants £250 for it.

My current phone is a Note 4. It works but there are issues mainly due to its age, wear & tear, and battery.

Anyone had any gripes with the Note8? Things that you notice further down the line?


Lots of great owner comments on this video:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a59fKBHAsZk
 

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Frickin hot here today.
It only hit 19 but I was breaking into a sweat Kayaking down canal to Parbold.
 

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