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[Moriath]

Black books series on channel 4 . So good

 

[Scouse]

Whilst we're posting doug from years ago:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVhbQPblNY

 

[Job]

Its undoubtedly true thesedays, but Im not sure if its just because we have insights into the teenage world through social media which is so censored and controlled that they are presenting a disneyland version of todays youth.
Tiktok is just full of preening men, muscles, keep fit...its just a marketing trough for the corporations.

 

[Job]

All the failed attempts by the crocodile jump stuntman in Live and Let die .


View: https://youtu.be/EDeUzB12ln8

 

[Moriath]

First time i left my home town since 8 weeks. Went 6 miles to Plymouth. At the barbican. Nice sun and sea breeze.

 

[Yoni]

Living room raclette

 

[Moriath]

Living room raclette

Looks to be some good bbq. Whats the stuff under the ht plate part?

 

[Yoni]

Raclette (cheese)

 

[Moriath]

Raclette (cheese)

Yum melted cheese

https://eatlittlebird.com/how-to-make-raclette/

looks good not seen it before.

 

[Yoni]

For the protein we had marinated king prawns and salmon (garlic and chive). Marinated beef in chili garlic soy morin and sliders... For the cheese raclette, Svarta Sara and Havarti - it is a really fun way to eat

 

[Moriath]

For the protein we had marinated king prawns and salmon (garlic and chive). Marinated beef in chili garlic soy morin and sliders... For the cheese raclette, Svarta Sara and Havarti - it is a really fun way to eat

How much are the cooking plate things?

 

[dysfunction]

How much are the cooking plate things?

You get all kinds but this is one version:

View: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Princess-162910-Raclette-Grill-Structure-Bamboo/dp/B01N74KHYX/ref=pd_di_sccai_1/257-3513153-7585206?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01N74KHYX&pd_rd_r=18168603-29a1-407f-954b-83138dc60c76&pd_rd_w=QQo41&pd_rd_wg=OnIvN&pf_rd_p=bee783d4-0910-430a-8054-14da33db5765&pf_rd_r=2FFT7S826B4JZ5EGMR02&psc=1&refRID=2FFT7S826B4JZ5EGMR02

 

[Moriath]

You get all kinds but this is one version:

View: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Princess-162910-Raclette-Grill-Structure-Bamboo/dp/B01N74KHYX/ref=pd_di_sccai_1/257-3513153-7585206?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01N74KHYX&pd_rd_r=18168603-29a1-407f-954b-83138dc60c76&pd_rd_w=QQo41&pd_rd_wg=OnIvN&pf_rd_p=bee783d4-0910-430a-8054-14da33db5765&pf_rd_r=2FFT7S826B4JZ5EGMR02&psc=1&refRID=2FFT7S826B4JZ5EGMR02

Oo thats cool. Might have to think about getting one of them

 

[Job]

The economy.

https://i.redd.it/tnhq746588z41.gif

 

[Scouse]

The economy.

https://i.redd.it/tnhq746588z41.gif

I would agree that this is *exactly* how it's structured but is fuck all to do with coronavirus.

This is how it works all the time, but every time systemic change is mentioned the terrified masses chicken out.

Coronavirus is now to do with it.

 

[Job]

Why would it have to do with coronavirus?

 

[Lamp]

Why pink (magenta) doesn't exist

(it does but only as a pigment - sorry - figment - of our imagination)

 

[Moriath]

Armed police called to 'knight' with 3ft sword

 

[Scouse]

Why pink (magenta) doesn't exist

(it does but only as a pigment - sorry - figment - of our imagination)

I always bring that up in the pub when people hit their maximum level of drunk.

Also purple is the colour of madness. My theory is that the girls who are most attracted to purple are the bat shit craziest. My ex is living proof.

At uni I used to always pursue the chicks with purple hair because they were always a bit out-there so fun to be with (and the dirtiest).

Unfortunately, long term that's a recipe for disaster. No matter how good the sex the emotional maintenance takes too much of a toll


Oh. And avoid birds who obsess over pink. They're violently crazy and demand that the world around them fits how they want to think it is. Zero ability to accept reality.

I think we must understand that on some cultural level. That bitch from Harry Potter makes my skin crawl. I suspect they chose that look because we all know people like her

Films under lockdown with my o/h have been less fun

 

[dysfunction]

I think they chose that look for the opposite reason - that you would think she is perfectly harmless and would just be a sweet little lady.

 

[Scouse]

I think they chose that look for the opposite reason - that you would think she is perfectly harmless and would just be a sweet little lady.

That's what I'm on about. Pink clothes / massive attraction to unicorns = hard nosed bitch who on the surface is all sweetness and light - as long as things are, in her opinion, just right.

I've had that opinion since my teens. Then met a girl at uni - was best mates with the girlfriend of a lad who lived with us.

She started banging a married man. Real nasty piece of work - real nasty. We couldn't understand how she couldn't see it - it was obvious. But she would only see what she wanted to see.

When he locked his house up one night with his wife asleep then threw molotov cocktails through the window, this girl refused to believe it.

My mates' g/f was interviewed constantly for about a month. It was really terribly upsetting for her - they were trying to understand if her friend knew that her boyfriend was planning to murder his wife. That she'd given something away in conversations etc.

But nothing. The cops ended up saying that she simply couldn't/wouldn't accept reality.

Last time I saw her was in Leeds city centre about 15 years ago. Dressed in pink shoes, tights, skirt, top, jacket, pink wooly hat and pink jewellry.

Fucking harridan.

 

[Lamp]

You can eat pink beef but not pink chicken. Pink is a stupid colour. It doesn't make sense. Ever seen a bright pink Yorkshire pudding? I rest my case.

 

[Scouse]

100% science there @Lamp. As usual.

 

[Lamp]

Trisha Takinowa meets David Bowie

 

[Lamp]

 

[Job]

This is it, our last stand, the bit no one visits even on a mad sunday lockdown easing invasion.

View: https://streamable.com/f3sopr

 

[Lamp]

The aria of Diva Plavalaguna from the Fifth Element

The octave span and note jumping is impossible for a human to perform without electronic assistance but she makes a damn fine effort

 

[Moriath]

Antidepressants or Tolkien character?

 

[Lamp]

 

[Scouse]

Idiot, yes, but terrorist?

I really dislike some of our laws.