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Well you can't be arsed to do something simple such as rotate it so I'm not sure why you think others should be arsed to read it.
 

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Whilst I agree with the sentiment* - the residents of carisbrooke gardens need to remember that they bought their houses next to the school and that they don't own the roads or the pavements (they're public) - so they can STFU :)




*send your kids by public transport or bike ffs - I got the bus from the age of 8 because there was nobody to pick me up - man the fuck up parents and do your bloody job right. :eek:
 

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@Job this is why people don't like rich white people

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I'm not getting the rich white people connection.
 

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I'm not getting the rich white people connection.

It's like the only rich white area in the city, full of entitled rich people that they think they own the streets.

I've parked in -very- wealthy asian areas, had 0 problems.
 

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*send your kids by public transport or bike ffs - I got the bus from the age of 8 because there was nobody to pick me up - man the fuck up parents and do your bloody job right. :eek:

I went to look at a secondary school for my son the other day and they were actively cutting down school travel by car. About 90% of kids got to the school by public transport which I thought was quite impressive.
 

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Whilst I agree with the sentiment* - the residents of carisbrooke gardens need to remember that they bought their houses next to the school and that they don't own the roads or the pavements (they're public) - so they can STFU :)




*send your kids by public transport or bike ffs - I got the bus from the age of 8 because there was nobody to pick me up - man the fuck up parents and do your bloody job right. :eek:

It's a pupil referral unit, so kids that have been excluded from school and are being assessed to whether they should be sent to a full time specialist school or back to mainstream; none of them get lifts into school, they all get the bus or get taxis.

They have an issue with peasants parking near their houses, not to do with parents dropping kids off.
 

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It's like the only rich white area in the city, full of entitled rich people that they think they own the streets.

I've parked in -very- wealthy asian areas, had 0 problems.

Having lived near a school and had twats parking in front of my house so I couldn't get out, and then getting genuinely upset when I asked them to move...I see absolutely nothing wrong with this notice.
 

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Yeah, more that. It's polite at least. I doubt that it's *nothing* to do with school parking.

If peasants, then they're shit out of luck. They must live near somewhere that peasants need to park to get to.

What they can do is what neighbourhoods in my area have done - get residents parking permits installed on single yellows. Funny thing is - the council are pushing these hard because they aggressively police them and fine anyone not in posession of a permit - so if you, for example, have a party - and six or seven of your mates turn up with their families in tow, each in a car - the council slap a parking fine on each of them.

You can buy two permits - (currently about £40/year (understand it's £600/year in Brighton)).

So the real answer is to understand your road is fuck all to do with you and to shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you.
 

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Whilst I agree with the sentiment* - the residents of carisbrooke gardens need to remember that they bought their houses next to the school and that they don't own the roads or the pavements (they're public) - so they can STFU :)




*send your kids by public transport or bike ffs - I got the bus from the age of 8 because there was nobody to pick me up - man the fuck up parents and do your bloody job right. :eek:
You shouldnt park on the pacement unless its designated you can. Some places you get a ticket for it. A lot its not illegal but people with wheelchairs and such cant get past so you are being a cunt.

otherwise park were ever its legal to park. No one has a right to the bit of road outside their house.
 

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Yeah, more that. It's polite at least. I doubt that it's *nothing* to do with school parking.

If peasants, then they're shit out of luck. They must live near somewhere that peasants need to park to get to.

What they can do is what neighbourhoods in my area have done - get residents parking permits installed on single yellows. Funny thing is - the council are pushing these hard because they aggressively police them and fine anyone not in posession of a permit - so if you, for example, have a party - and six or seven of your mates turn up with their families in tow, each in a car - the council slap a parking fine on each of them.

You can buy two permits - (currently about £40/year (understand it's £600/year in Brighton)).

So the real answer is to understand your road is fuck all to do with you and to shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you.
I was in brighton when they were putting resident parking around hove seafront / cricket ground area. And tbh its mainly cause of the tourists. But £600 a year is just printing money. Specially cause we were students living in a flat in hove no way we could afford that.
I never had tobuy one i moved out of the town as they were bought in.
 

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You shouldnt park on the pacement unless its designated you can.
Yep, or there's no other option - there's on-street parking near me but if both sets of houses did that then nobody could get through, so people park one set of wheels on pavement. (Wide pavements though).

There's a bunch of cunts on one of the main arterial roads in nottingham that have started parking all-on the pavement rather than their drives. It's like a disease - one person started doing it, so now about 5 houses in a row do it. Not wide pavements. I'd love to see plod come along and ticket them - but they've obviously got better things to do (like finding novel ways to abuse their position, and not turn up to robberies etc.)
 

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Having lived near a school and had twats parking in front of my house so I couldn't get out, and then getting genuinely upset when I asked them to move...I see absolutely nothing wrong with this notice.

It's literally like a village cul de sac, there were no other cars parked on the road, and you could easily get 2 cars down each way.

It's pathetic busy bodies.

If people were blocking drives then I'd understand, but it evidently isn't an issue.
 

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I parked there on the right on the pavement (granted) but my back was near that grass, so the whole pavement argument is complete bollocks anyway.

As Scouse said;

Don't live near a school if you get pissy about people parking.

The road isn't yours.
 

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There is definitely no room to park there.

Yeah, you're right, I should have parked in the city centre and got a bus out, because that probably would have been the only acceptable solution.

There's a park at the end of my cul de sac, maybe I should start ticketing people that park there too, because that sure creates a small hindrance when you're trying to turn around.
 

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I parked there on the right on the pavement (granted) but my back was near that grass, so the whole pavement argument is complete bollocks anyway.

As Scouse said;

Don't live near a school if you get pissy about people parking.

The road isn't yours.

The note literally apologies if you're there to visit someone on the street. I would imagine the issue is rather a lot more than "a couple of cars" parked there twice a day.

Look at this way, you parked there once, don't see the problem, because you don't live with the situation. Try a bit of empathy, even if they are "rich white people" (how dare they, the bastards).
 

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The note literally apologies if you're there to visit someone on the street. I would imagine the issue is rather a lot more than "a couple of cars" parked there twice a day.

Look at this way, you parked there once, don't see the problem, because you don't live with the situation. Try a bit of empathy, even if they are "rich white people" (how dare they, the bastards).

Try a bit of empathy for teaching staff that work in schools which are far too small for the amount of staff that it has and typically are situated in very inconvenient places; as I said, if I were to follow their 'rules' then it would mean that I would have to park a mile away or so because this is next to a main road which you can't park on for pretty far distances.

If they have a problem, they shouldn't have bought the house there, simples.
 

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Why didn't you park around here?

I have to admit - I'd not have parked there - it's too narrow really. You know you're going to annoy residents (especially as there's someone opposite who would want to use that space to reverse in/out of their drive of).
 

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Try a bit of empathy for teaching staff that work in schools which are far too small for the amount of staff that it has and typically are situated in very inconvenient places; as I said, if I were to follow their 'rules' then it would mean that I would have to park a mile away or so because this is next to a main road which you can't park on for pretty far distances.

If they have a problem, they shouldn't have bought the house there, simples.

It says there's a car park inside school grounds; are they lying?
 

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Try a bit of empathy for teaching staff that work in schools which are far too small for the amount of staff that it has and typically are situated in very inconvenient places; as I said, if I were to follow their 'rules' then it would mean that I would have to park a mile away or so because this is next to a main road which you can't park on for pretty far distances.

If they have a problem, they shouldn't have bought the house there, simples.

No sorry but I don't have much empathy for teaching staff and parking due to the place I lived near until this year:

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Teddington school teachers ended up taking over the whole Broom Road Recreation car park (above the 3 tennis courts) since their own car park simply isn't big enough to suit peoples habits of not using public transport much in areas which are well covered by it and much more importantly because everyone seems to want to drive solo with 4 empty seats.
 

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I get school run mums parking across my garage all the time. Not put any letters on even though its a damn big black garage door and drop curbs.
 

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As unfortunate as it is, thousands die in the med every year, and the Italians are now actively stopping them from being saved and there's very little condemnation.

Hypocrisy?
 

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