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[Scouse]

Ultra orthodox...jews think theyre fucknuts and so do you.

No. I don't.

 

[Job]

Wtf ..has someone got Scouses account..first this.

Our capacity to take offence is huge because we're not used to hearing things that offend us.

It's resulting in the pussification of Britain.


And now the champions of Israeli land grabbing are AOK by him.

 

[Job]

So anyway I forgot to post..Im sat outside a posh cafe up the coast.
Electric bike propped against a tree next to me.
Typical scall cycles up on a nice Giant full suspension.
He drops it clang on its side, everyone looks over.
He walks up to my bike and gets hold of the bars.
Its got an electronic wheel lock so no probs..so I stood up to say..whats your game and he pushes me away with his arm like its his bike.
Two guys came over because it looked like it was going dodgy and asked if I was OK.
He looked at us like we were the scum of the Earth, then tries to kick my bike...jumps on his and cycles off.
Everyones talking about it..just like wtf..he was just feral, total aggression, few minutes later he cycles past real slow staring at everyone.
Just great, now were getting these loonies like London.

 

[Scouse]

You're not taking a principled stance against an action or policy.

You just painted an entire people and their children as worthless on the basis of their religion.


It's outright antisemitism. Cast iron. You're a despicable bigot who's so dumb he doesn't even know it.

 

[Job]

So that means jews are antisemetic..or in real language anti jew.
Cos they frickin hate them.

Interestingly Trump gets 12% Jewish support..but 60% Ultra Orthodox.

When will Orthodox Jews stop defending our bullying, lying, racist president?

 

[Scouse]

100% cunt.

 

[Lamp]

Just made crispy fish finger pie
D E L I C I O U S





Happy days

 

[Scouse]

We've been saving beef bones with every roast dinner for ages and whilst I was away this weekend the o/h stuck 'em in a big pot with a load of spices to make a broth.

Tonight I added steak and made Vietnamese Pho (a beefy noodle soup) with some of the herbs from my garden

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz0frCr_RoE

 

[Lamp]

Good call @Scouse saving beef bones.

I tried saving up food once. Lasted a good 7 hours. Until breakfast

 

[Lamp]

P. S. Anyone who reckons they can't make that crispy fish finger pie might as well cut their penis off and throw it to the birds.
Sooo easy. No excuse.

 

[Lamp]

(Sometimes I get these scenes in my head... your Mrs screaming her head off: where's your willy? I threw it out to the birds. You did what!?)

 

[Lamp]

Newpipe android youtube replacement...awesome..pick any resolution, download video or audio in a shed load of formats.
Play in background..perfect.

Good call. Getting fed up with Tubemate

 

[Jupitus]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz0frCr_RoE

Fucking brilliant! I was always hooked on the windmill sound

 

[Lamp]

Remember the opera scene from the Fifth Element? The music was computer generated as it was thought impossible for a human to sing. Until now:

 

[caLLous]

Until now:

Until now 8 years ago.

 

[CorNokZ]

The future is yesterday!

 

[Lamp]

Until now 8 years ago.

Yes yes. Details

 

[Scouse]

This is generally what I think all McDonalds and their inhabitants are like:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPMEjiQpQNo

 

[Job]

You can never quite tell if the Guard is taking the piss.

One of my favourite restaurants is being criticised for cultural appropriation. Should I boycott it?

 

[Lamp]

I was trying to find a Schwarzenegger film but couldn't remember the title, only a soundbite from a trailer

"First you bust him up public and messy... everyone should know what happens when you kick down my door"

Google's second match was interesting:



Anyway, here's the trailer

 

[Gwadien]

Tommy Robinson goes to prison and becomes more popular.

REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

HE JUST NEEDS TO WRITE A BOOK

 

[Ormorof]

Geoffrey Archer?

 

[Lamp]

 

[Job]

Tommy Robinson goes to prison and becomes more popular.

REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

HE JUST NEEDS TO WRITE A BOOK

He could call it 'My Struggle'.

 

[Lamp]

My "F1 Appache" chilli plant is doing well.

Just tried one. About as hot as a bird eye chilli, but smoother with a longer lasting heat. Will let them turn red before making a curry. Very pleased with it

 

[Job]

Watered every morning with nutritious Lamp urine.

 

[fettoken]

Felt somewhat forced

 

[Gwadien]

Anyone noticed that on the Beebs mosted viewed articles there's atleast one lottery article every other day about how someone won millions with some shitty little story to go with it

It's almost as if the bbc is getting paid to fuel our gambling addictions.

More and more if the stories are also 'Brenda did the lottery for 36 years but she almost didn't get a ticket this week and she won!!!!!' that means you should all do it!

 

[Bodhi]

See! Golfers are like totally really cool....literally.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xF1C76I88#action=share


(What the fuck is he doing?)