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[Raven]

These electric cars. They really need to do something about the noise, or lack thereof.

 

[Scouse]

These electric cars. They really need to do something about the noise, or lack thereof.

Disagree completely. Not having to listen to cars will be brilliant.

They need to do something about the range. That one in the Grand Tour is utterly useless.

 

[Job]

It's not the bikes - it's the people who ride them I have a problem with. They plough through people without a care in the world, tear up trails etc.

Riding a mountain bike in more remote places means you've probably spent quite a long time getting fit, learning trail ettiquette, where and when (and when not) to ride etc.etc. Now total n00bs are coming on their e-bikes and ruining trails, pissing off walkers (who are a problem at the best of times, but now the yobs are about it's doubly worse) and acting in a dangerous manner.

I'm sure it's not *all* of them. But I've never met one who wasn't a cunt. Watched one knock a kid off his bike on a fire trail (not even single track) going uphill at Llandegla the other week. He couldn't be arsed slowing down so twatted the kid off his bike. Didn't even stop.

Light motorbikes where you're supposed to ride cycles are a shit idea. A shit idea for fatties.

They are clamping down on the speed hacks which is fine, of course bikes can do 40mph gravity only on the way down.

 

[Scouse]

They are clamping down on the speed hacks which is fine, of course bikes can do 40mph gravity only on the way down.

It's not necessarily the speed uphill (though that's why people buy them - they want to motorbike everywhere it was previously illegal to do so) - it's the cuntish behaviour it encourages and the vastly increased access to wild and remote places that cunts previously would never have had access to - because they were too damn unfit to bother.

 

[DaGaffer]

New M5. Perfection? 4WD or 2WD with a couple of clicks. Audi can now do one.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxsBUkm9vBs


BMW M5 (2018) review

Just. Don't. Like it. Its the design. Current BMW design language, inside and out, is fucking rank. It may be the greatest car in the world but if I don't want to look at it or sit in it, forget it.

 

[old.user4556]

Just. Don't. Like it. Its the design. Current BMW design language, inside and out, is fucking rank. It may be the greatest car in the world but if I don't want to look at it or sit in it, forget it.

Slack jawed faggot! That car will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

 

[DaGaffer]

Slack jawed faggot! That car will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

No it won't. It will give me cataracts trying to avoid its reflection in shop windows.

Anyway, now its been deuglified, I'd have a Panamera.

 

[old.user4556]

No it won't. It will give me cataracts trying to avoid its reflection in shop windows.

You want a fast saloon. What are you gonna buy? The merc? I dunno...

 

[DaGaffer]

You want a fast saloon. What are you gonna buy? The merc? I dunno...

 

[old.user4556]

Nononononono :/

 

[Job]

Jesus the mercs are fukugly, just saw one at tescos, it looks like a limpet crab with the shits.
Mercs have lost the design plot for decades.

 

[Lamp]

In 300 years from now, what will we move around in? Futurama style Suction tubes?

Or will there be no need to leave your home? 3D printers will make you anything you want. Robots will perform any dangerous or manual work. Mexicans will do your gardening. Peter Stringfellow will still look 70...

 

[Moriath]

In 300 years from now, what will we move around in? Futurama style Suction tubes?

Or will there be no need to leave your home? 3D printers will make you anything you want. Robots will perform any dangerous or manual work. Mexicans will do your gardening. Peter Stringfellow will still look 70...

Sounds awesome to me where do i get frozen

 

[fettoken]

Got home about five minutes ago, had a great night and never really make a habit of 'going out', much less to this hour. GF was doing her thing with christmas related job dinner, afterwork and meeting a friend, so, i took the opportunity.

Me and a female friend were out, as everyone else was busy, and that's usually good, as no one usually makes a move when they believe its ze GF following out, and that's a good thing! (Except people doesn't move in on her unless I'm being overly dude-y, such as manly back-pats and somewhat raising my voice while asking if she sees a guy she fancies).

She wanted to go to a club/bar which has a nice dancefloor and also plays 90's hits, awesome apart from shitty Swedish ones. Mind you, I've never been to this place, so i really don't know what to expect. First of all, I'm thinking, yeah there's probably going to be young people making me feel really old, and that's not far from the truth, actually, there's lots of 18~ but also every other age, esp the 40 y/o that somewhat sleazily (on top of obvious sleazyness) hits on the 18 y/o's.

Honestly, I've never had so much young ass grinding against both front and back, jeesus. Having tits and ass shoved at you and bouncing back and forth between them, not being able to dance properly. Fucking pinball-machine!

What killed me was the random smile from such a encounter every now and then (from those young-uns). I never avoided so much eye contact in my life. Do feel old!

Also, we had a sit down to rest a couple of minutes on a sofa right next to the dance-floor, people dancing like one meter away. This super-hot (also too young) sits down next to me, doesn't say anything, looks at me and smiles and trying to get eye-contact with my friend bit now and then, while her BF is right next to, drunk and seemingly angry. Then she gets up, and as its a bit crowded, dances right next to me, having her bottom basically touching my head bit now and then, ALSO while looking at me in short intervals. That was the que for leaving.

 

[old.user4556]

Bitches ain’t loyal, yo.

 

[Edmond]

Bitches ain’t loyal, yo.

Tru Dat

 

[Lamp]

Roast chicken in oven
The smells in the kitchen are amazing

 

[fettoken]

In 300 years from now, what will we move around in? Futurama style Suction tubes?

Or will there be no need to leave your home? 3D printers will make you anything you want. Robots will perform any dangerous or manual work. Mexicans will do your gardening. Peter Stringfellow will still look 70...

And meat as we know it has been exhausted, leaving Lamp posting vegan-Bacon pictures instead. Oh, the huamnity.

 

[old.user4556]

Roast chicken in oven
The smells in the kitchen are amazing

Perfect cold day for it.

 

[Lamp]

 

[old.user4556]

Damn, that looks good. Mrs Lamp is a lucky lady.

 

[Lamp]

Thx m8.

Dead easy recipe. 90 minutes start to finish. Hardly any prep. Season your cavity, stick a halved lemon up its bum, parboil the spuds. Season skin & rub butter on it. Chicken sits on a bed of veg, which is mashed with the cavity juices and chicken fat, add flour and chicken stock (2 oxo stock cubes in a pint of boiling water) then sieve into a jug for the Gravy.

 

[Raven]

Nowt like a well seasoned cavity on a bird.

 

[Job]

NSFNL

 

[Raven]

Not safe for The Netherlands?

 

[Job]

Seriously its just getting ridiculous, the level of expertise in these attacks would catch out most people, combine that with the closing down of actual branches, you have to consider how you can have a 100% secure conversation with your bank, its going to get worse as the scams get more and more complicated.
Yhe fact that they just sent that young lad out the door with his 2.5K gone into the ether and they didnt give a fuk.
Fuck the banks, absolute shysters.

Text alert: the ‘bank’ message that cost a student £5,400 of her loan money

Following the Guardian’s intervention, Natwest has had a change of heart and has refunded Bowman the £2,500 he lost as a “one-off” gesture of goodwill.
So you have to go to the papers to get your money back...what an utter farce.

 

[Scouse]

If I give you my pin number then I'm a fucking idiot...

 

[Lakih]

The bank don't know your Pin, the bank don't need your pin. Never hand out your Pin to anyone.

The attack seemed rather sophisticated though, and targeted at a young student. Not really surprised it worked. For every successful idiot they scam there's probably twenty who get away.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Tom]

Slack jawed faggot! That car will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhgu-jcVF8