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[BloodOmen]

What's the difference between a Piano, A Tuna and a Pot of Glue?

You can Tuna Piano but you can't Piano a Tuna!

 

[Moriath]

What's the difference between a Piano, A Tuna and a Pot of Glue?

You can Tuna Piano but you can't Piano a Tuna!

I will bite. What about the glue?

 

[BloodOmen]

I will bite. What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck on that one!

 

[Moriath]

I knew you'd get stuck on that one!

 

[CorNokZ]

Ok..this is the 4th time now..just pulled up outside the sister in laws...next door neighbour cleaning his bike..hes going the TT, so we start talking about the cost of the ferry.
15 mins later boot up the Guardian...theres fucking adverts for Manx Ferries from google.

The government has your DNA and sells it to pharmaceutical companies for pennies. The police also has a record of your fingerprints

 

[Raven]

Well, they are actually trying to sell our medical records to google...

Google DeepMind's NHS deal under scrutiny - BBC News

 

[Raven]

Having to send an email to a Mr Wayne Carr.

Canadian so probably doesn't get it.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

View: https://youtu.be/L77gk5QEZFo


Who knew? A bit of education for a Monday morning. Probably not safe for work, but fuck it, that's where I just watched it!

 

[caLLous]

Susie Dent saying naughty words. I'll be back later.

 

[CorNokZ]

Susie Dent saying naughty words. I'll be back later.

I don't know her, but why do I feel the same way?

Can this mean that I am actually not a raging homosexual?

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[old.user4556]

When a woman starts a sentence with "I just find it funny how".

 

[Raven]

I usually finish by suggesting the stop moaning.

 

[Shagrat]

my go to in this situations is just to say "whatever" and look disinterested/walk away. you're going to lose the argument anyway so this robs them of the satisfaction of it (although it does seem to make them even madder for some reason)....

 

[CorNokZ]

I usually finish by suggesting the stop moaning.

You always do that after sex?

 

[Job]

This screensaver

 

[Raven]

Screen savers.

What year is it!?

 

[Ormorof]

And that rgb on keyboard would do my head in after a few seconds of use

 

[CorNokZ]

And that rgb on keyboard would do my head in after a few seconds of use

My nephew has one. It is cool and all, but really, I'd be fucked on those dark 4-5am sessions in daoc where the relic raids were still going strong and all three realms were out, and you sat in pitch black darkness with your body full of adrenaline and was 100% focused. That psychedelic shit would have fried my brain. My Logitech G18 with soothingly blue light was perfect

 

[Tom]

I have one. I have it set to slowly go around the spectrum over the course of a minute or so. It looks quite nice.

The software for programming the keys to do different things is an unfathomable mess, like trying to teach an 18th-century engineer how to programme a VHS video.

 

[Raven]

my old logitech something or other used to flash blue and red when the cops were after you in GTA, which was cool the first couple of times it happened.

Turned all the lights off on my new one now, except for a nice soft white at night.

 

[Moriath]

Nicky hayden died. After his cycling accident. Rip.

Nicky Hayden: Ex-MotoGP champion dies after collision

 

[Job]

This shit does not give me confidence in the human race.
You can ask for deletion, but it's multilevel request and I don't believe the fuckers.

View: https://medium.com/@MedicalReport/ancestry-com-takes-dna-ownership-rights-from-customers-and-their-relatives-dbafeed02b9e

 

[DaGaffer]

This shit does not give me confidence in the human race.
You can ask for deletion, but it's multilevel request and I don't believe the fuckers.

View: https://medium.com/@MedicalReport/ancestry-com-takes-dna-ownership-rights-from-customers-and-their-relatives-dbafeed02b9e

None of that is a binding contract inside the EU, where privacy extends to your DNA, and you can't give away rights to stuff like DNA anyway.

 

[Job]

Travel firm First Choice did a survey of what kids wanted to be.

TOP 10 CAREERS KIDS WOULD LIKE TO DO WHEN THEY GROW UP

1. YouTuber - 34.20 per cent

2. Blogger/Vlogger - 18.10 per cent

3. Musician/Singer - 16 per cent

4. Actor - 15.7 per cent

5. Film Maker - 13.6 per cent

6. Doctor/Nurse - 13.4 per cent

7. TV Presenter - 12.4 per cent

8. Athlete - 11.9% / Teacher - 11.9 per cent

9. Writer - 8.4 per cent

10. Lawyer - 6.4 per cent

 

[DaGaffer]

Travel firm First Choice did a survey of what kids wanted to be.

TOP 10 CAREERS KIDS WOULD LIKE TO DO WHEN THEY GROW UP

1. YouTuber - 34.20 per cent

2. Blogger/Vlogger - 18.10 per cent

3. Musician/Singer - 16 per cent

4. Actor - 15.7 per cent

5. Film Maker - 13.6 per cent

6. Doctor/Nurse - 13.4 per cent

7. TV Presenter - 12.4 per cent

8. Athlete - 11.9% / Teacher - 11.9 per cent

9. Writer - 8.4 per cent

10. Lawyer - 6.4 per cent

Terrifyingly, the ones who want to be lawyers are probably the least sensible on the list; its a job that will largely be replaced by software by the time they grow up.

 

[Raven]

They need someone to take them to one side and explain that they won't ever be famous, they cannot sing, nor can they dance. Saves a crushing disappointment in their late teens and a career stacking shelves (which will again go to automation)

 

[Job]

The trouble is they are fed an endless supply of talentless fashion victims who are transported to fame and fortune by being picked out of a crowd for being most desperate.

 

[Raven]

Or they get built up and up and up by idiotic parents, just to get laughed off stage for entertainments sake.

 

[old.user4556]

We need a world war, or a massive asteroid. Or both.