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[Job]

what, so you should only apply for aa helicopter license if you have a list of people you want to ferry about?

Maybe he, I don't know, enjoys the sensation and freedom of flying?

I know if I had it would be my own little bubble of freedom.

He described the training process...just unbelievable, he had to fly from here to the hanger where they keep that great big new blimp thing, fly INTO the hanger, hover at 6ft for 8 mins while being monitored, then someone handed him a OS map with a circle around a stately home, he had to fly to that with out any satnav..half way there the instructor shouts, LOW FUEL, re direct to airstrip which he draws on the map..all the time the instructor is asking him wind speed, flight time, then as they arrive he shouts ENGINE OUT.. he has to autorotate down while going the the crash landing checklist, he's just about to land and he shouts ABORT..land over there...he said he was a nervous wreck.
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[Gwadien]

He described the training process...just unbelievable, he had to fly from here to the hanger where they keep that great big new blimp thing, fly INTO the hanger, hover at 6ft for 8 mins while being monitored, then someone handed him a OS map with a circle around a stately home, he had to fly to that with out any satnav..half way there the instructor shouts, LOW FUEL, re direct to airstrip which he draws on the map..all the time the instructor is asking him wind speed, flight time, then as they arrive he shouts ENGINE OUT.. he has to autorotate down while going the the crash landing checklist, he's just about to land and he shouts ABORT..land over there...he said he was a nervous wreck.
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Ridiculous right? They should just give them a helicopter and say LOL HAVE FUN

 

[Job]

Well yeah...its nice to know they dont ask you how to spell helicopter and off you go.

 

[Shagrat]

He described the training process...just unbelievable, he had to fly from here to the hanger where they keep that great big new blimp thing, fly INTO the hanger, hover at 6ft for 8 mins while being monitored, then someone handed him a OS map with a circle around a stately home, he had to fly to that with out any satnav..half way there the instructor shouts, LOW FUEL, re direct to airstrip which he draws on the map..all the time the instructor is asking him wind speed, flight time, then as they arrive he shouts ENGINE OUT.. he has to autorotate down while going the the crash landing checklist, he's just about to land and he shouts ABORT..land over there...he said he was a nervous wreck.
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Id be a nervous wreck after that!

 

[Raven]

I like that he revisits this test every now and again.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3FkAUbetWU&t=303s

 

[Gwadien]

Well yeah...its nice to know they dont ask you how to spell helicopter and off you go.

You'd be fucked.

 

[Job]

Yes because I can spell jellycopter and they would let me fly and crash.

 

[CorNokZ]

Would you let a man in full My Little Pony bodypaint and a butt plug as a tail jam his veiny horse dick up your bum? If not, then that's discrimination

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apUbtNAm9Qk

 

[BloodOmen]

Probably safe to assume its not his name, stage or otherwise...

 

[Tom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__vmUH9dZd4

 

[CorNokZ]

Death row inmate eats an entire Bible as his last meal

 

[caLLous]

A much better story from that site... Japanese Whaling Crew Eaten Alive By Killer Whales, 16 dead

(it appears to be like 3 years old but I don't care)

 

[TdC]

I'm starting to like that site

Borneo: Irish Tourist Savagely Raped by 400-Pound Orangutan

 

[old.user4556]

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View: https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1493200478

 

[Raven]

ffs

'Animal activists' get boxing kangaroo Roger Jr removed from western Tekken 7 | PC Gamer

 

[BloodOmen]

ffs

'Animal activists' get boxing kangaroo Roger Jr removed from western Tekken 7 | PC Gamer

..... Sick and tired of shit like that, it's a fucking digital animal, bunch of fucking narrowminded spackers.

 

[Moriath]

ffs

'Animal activists' get boxing kangaroo Roger Jr removed from western Tekken 7 | PC Gamer

So fuckin stupid its pixels ffs

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Raven]

That moment when you are bleating on about inequality that isn't really there, and fuck it up completely.

Oxford University sorry for eye contact racism claim - BBC News

 

[fettoken]

That moment when you are bleating on about inequality that isn't really there, and fuck it up completely.

Oxford University sorry for eye contact racism claim - BBC News

The excuse due to: "But the university was criticised for being "insensitive" to autistic people who can struggle making eye contact."

 

[Job]

Finns prepare for possible Russian invasion.

 

[TdC]

the other crate should contain coffee tbh, because Finns

 

[fettoken]

That's the Finnish version of Democracy, compared to the American eagle.

 

[Raven]

Turns out Picasso was a misogynist... Cheap pictures inc?

 

[Lamp]

Last night I made the BEST curry I've ever cooked. I sought inspiration from a guy who has been cooking BIR (British Indian Restaurant) style for 15 years, and he gave me his Chicken Madras recipe.

I started at 9.30pm and turned the kitchen lights off at 1.30am. But totally worth it. Next time it will take less than 30 mins as all the prep is done for at least the next two curries.

There's 4 stages
1. Make a "Madras" powder
2. Make a mix powder
3. Make the curry gravy Base
4. Cook the dish

If anyone wants the recipe let me know. Lots of spices, rediculous amounts of prep work, but I love cooking so was as happy as a pig in a blanket.

 

[fettoken]

Want! Foooooooooooood! (I'm unable to form reliable sentences when hearing or seeing food)

 

[old.user4556]

Finns prepare for possible Russian invasion.

Cans of Pakki? WHITE PRIVILIGE RACISM, someone tell the daily mail!

 

[old.user4556]

Mismanaged disaster, or clever ironic social experiment to expose the vile, consumer-driven, selfie obsessed younger generation?

Ja Rule 'heartbroken' after Fyre Festival descends into disaster

 

[Job]

I just could not imagine what anyone could get out of paying to meet celebrities..the cringe inducing prostitution of their time to be gawped at by rich people.