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[Moriath]

SPAM - This thread is for random spam!!

I know hence the

 

[Bodhi]

Hollywood is a car nut and a successful amateur racing driver, and hes fat, so he would appeal to mr ordinary, plus he doesn't prattle on like Evans.

I reality they would have to beat his Bakeoff salary by a huge amount to convince him to move.

Evans was a car nut as well, and we saw how well that worked out.

 

[Scouse]

97% of people watch Bake Off because Mary Berry is a national icon.

Wouldn't recognise her. Never seen it.

Or her.

 

[Lamp]

 

[Lamp]

 

[Moriath]

How to cook

Better with yr wifes boobs ofc

 

[Lakih]

Not sure I know how to eat that, but it looks delicious... so did the boobs...

 

[Lamp]

How come portable solid state drives are still expensive? A Samsung 2TB SSD will cost almost £600. About as much as one of their flagship phones.

 

[Lamp]

How to cook

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lightly butter 6 standard muffin cups. With a rolling pin, flatten bread slices slightly and, with a 4 1/4-inch cookie cutter, cut into 8 rounds. Cut each round in half, then press 2 halves into each muffin cup, overlapping slightly and making sure bread comes up to edge of cup. Use extra bread to patch any gaps. Brush bread with remaining butter.In a large skillet, cook bacon over medium, until almost crisp, 4 minutes, flipping once. (It will continue to cook in the oven.) Lay 1 bacon slice in each bread cup and crack an egg over each. Season with salt and pepper. Bake until egg whites are just set, 20 to 25 minutes. Run a small knife around cups to loosen toasts. Serve immediately

 

[Raven]

My random Facebook homie has just unfriended me. Just as he got out of juvie for armed robbery. Proper little gangster from Elmira, Ny, still friends with his mum though.

 

[Job]

How come portable solid state drives are still expensive? A Samsung 2TB SSD will cost almost £600. About as much as one of their flagship phones.

Sales figures obviously, how many people want a 2TB SSD.

 

[Zarjazz]

How come portable solid state drives are still expensive? A Samsung 2TB SSD will cost almost £600. About as much as one of their flagship phones.

Being portable makes no difference. Even a cheap desktop 2TB SSD will cost at least £500

 

[old.user4556]

VAGINA

 

[Lamp]

 

[Lamp]

 

[Moriath]

If only that was your house , wife, car i might be jealous

 

[caLLous]

 

[TdC]

I agree, though to display my own personal preference the car would be this:

Spoiler

or this:

Spoiler

 

[caLLous]

You get a like for the first one and a hypothetical facepalm for the second.

 

[Lamp]

97% of people watch Bake Off because men like to imagine Mary Berry naked sitting on their face.

 

[TdC]

You get a like for the first one and a hypothetical facepalm for the second.

what? the pre-'85 Porsche 911 is a thing of beauty you heathen the one I posted is in fact from 1977.

 

[caLLous]

what? the pre-'85 Porsche 911 is a thing of beauty you heathen the one I posted is in fact from 1977.

I couldn't tell you when that particular one is from because they all look the bloody same.

 

[TdC]

burn the witch!!!

 

[caLLous]

I don't really have anything against Porsches (aside from the samey-ness) but I think of Porsches and I think of Richard Hammond and I can't stand him.

 

[TdC]

thank you for now linking Porsche and Hammond in my mind.

 

[old.user4556]

Let me fix that for you with some Catchpole.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8vMJHJriYA

 

[TdC]

ah yeah, it's beautiful but I like the upstanding "eyes" on the 911's. they did away with those fully and while I realize that the current style has much better aerodynamic properties I would own an older 911 just to basically pootle around. I'd not like to burn rubber but I would go to the prettiest roads I could find and basically just enjoy the scenery.

 

[Fweddy]

I was chatting to a nice lady last night who happened to work as a gynaecologist. She once broke her arm in someone's vagina. I didn't know vaginas were that dangerous!

 

[Shagrat]

I was chatting to a nice lady last night who happened to work as a gynaecologist. She once broke her arm in someone's vagina. I didn't know vaginas were that dangerous!

I, erm.....

no, mind blown.

 

[Job]

Skiing at night with a led suit.


View: https://i.imgur.com/K88WeEc.gifv