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[DaGaffer]

Fuck the stupid National...just a chavs version of Ascot, the normally quiet pub by me has allready had two arrests as the frickin toothless turn up in suits and short skirts/orange legs.
I went once and they made us have a three minute silence for the Pope.

Ascot is the chavs' version of Ascot these days. The National is a whole level of worse. I did get gloriously pissed the one time I've been though.

 

[DaGaffer]

Yes, Liverpool is a shithole.

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Mogadishu
I think there may be a flaw in your reasoning.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

Mogadishu View attachment 32390
I think there may be a flaw in your reasoning.

Pfffff HDR

Oh..by the way...Mogadishu today.

 

[DaGaffer]

Just tried a new Brewdog, "Elvis Juice", may be my new favourite. I will try another to confirm.

 

[Raven]

Chemical shit, avoid.

 

[Aoami]

Stack Overflow is an absolute goldmine for coding help.

I work, (well, worked unfortunately, he left for pastures new on Friday) with a guy called Martin Smith who is ranked something like 60 on stack overflow. He was at number 3 at one point. He knows EVERYTHING about SQL and will be missed. I cant image how many people he's helped.

User Martin Smith

 

[caLLous]

I work, (well, worked unfortunately, he left for pastures new on Friday) with a guy called Martin Smith who is ranked something like 60 on stack overflow. He was at number 3 at one point. He knows EVERYTHING about SQL and will be missed. I cant image how many people he's helped.

User Martin Smith

Yup there's a guy called Dennis Williamson and what he doesn't know about Bash and general UNIX scripting isn't worth knowing. There are some wonderful people around who just like imparting knowledge and helping others.

 

[DaGaffer]

Chemical shit, avoid.

As I a. don't have a beard, and b. aren't fond of straw in my beer, I'll ignore your sage advice.

 

[Job]

Suck it up dudes, got the wifes Beetle back on the road for Cornwall and she's topped it with some Jackie Onassis retro outfit shite she's into.
That took 3 bottles of T-cut.

 

[caLLous]

That took 3 bottles of T-cut.

Ok but how much did you put on the car?

 

[Edmond]

she's topped it with some Jackie Onassis retro outfit shite she's into.

Shame its not a convertible, you could travel in the back seat with her and take a detour past a grassy knoll

 

[CorNokZ]

Paris-Roubaix was fucking mental! Best classic I've seen for years

 

[Yoni]

No one loves swedes

Lies

 

[Moriath]

Lies

Swedes are ok. Turnips are good too

 

[Raven]

Internet has gone up to 100mb from 75 with no notice. cheers then.

 

[Aoami]

Internet has gone up to 100mb from 75 with no notice. cheers then.

Virgin Media? They're taking everyone off obsolete tiers and bumping them up to the next highest new one. Everyone who signed up on one of the new tiers gets a bump to the next highest as well. Mines going from 50 to 70.

 

[Moriath]

I am going from 152 to 200

 

[Job]

You can all write shite twice as fast now.

 

[Job]

There's only one vampire in Sesame street.

Spoiler

At least only one that counts

 

[Aoami]

I am going from 152 to 200

152 is obsolete now. Nice jump for people on it!

 

[Moriath]

Spieth has lost it from being in front all tourney now we could have an english green jacket wearer

 

[Moriath]

152 is obsolete now. Nice jump for people on it!

Think my upgrade date is june or somethig.

 

[Nate]

Got 300 here but downloading games takes ages

 

[Moriath]

Got 300 here but downloading games takes ages

Why?

 

[caLLous]

I usually can't be arsed with golf but this has been good stuff. Pleased for Willett (even though I didn't know he existed until about 3 hours ago).

 

[Access Denied]

Got 300 here but downloading games takes ages

Steam? Try changing your download server location in settings.

 

[CorNokZ]

If I was still a gamer I'd get me a pair of these once they hit the stores


View: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/248983394/ossic-x-the-first-3d-audio-headphones-calibrated-t?ref=2.jellop-ads.com&utm_source=jellop&utm_medium=facebook&utm_term=2.jellop-ads.com&utm_campaign=CB&utm_content=Ossic-CB5

 

[sayward]

Paris-Roubaix was fucking mental! Best classic I've seen for years

Was driving south into Paris Sunday morning and met all the support vehicles going the other way. Dozens of coaches and bike carriers etc. Wondered what they were doing.....

 

[sayward]

In the 80s you wouldn't dream of questioning what a police officer said or did.... They thought it would never change..... but it has and now in retrospect many things they did/said are being questioned... ( re Hillsborough)

Thank God I go to rugby matches. unfortunately occasionally we have to use a football stadium and I really hate all the wire fences. I feel really shut in. Let alone wondering how I'd get out if there was a fire.