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[megadave]

my mate lost his virginity to a Soho hooker. EWWWW

 

[Lamp]

Its kinda quaint.

"Happy birthday, son"
"Thanks Dad"
"Here's your present. She's called Mandy"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Its kinda quaint.

"Happy birthday, son"
"Thanks Dad"
"Here's your present. She's called Mandy"

Hell i wish

 

[Lamp]

Liquid nitrogen for blood

 

[old.Tohtori]

You talking about me, or the hooker named Mandy?

 

[Lamp]

No....I was just speculating what it would be like if you could swap your blood for any liquid or gas...as harmless as picking out new contact lenses....just go to a clinic and hand over the cash

"We're doing a special today on Alien acid - only $7500"
or
"Fart gas? OK, an unusual request, but we can do that for you. Lets see..."

 

[old.Tohtori]

We could do a research on what is even possible to be stiwched in

 

[Lamp]

would you pay $7500 to have your blood swapped out for Alien Acid?
(it wouldn't burn you, but everyone & everthing else is fair game)

Picture it. You cut yourself shaving. You're ok...but there's now a hole in your wash basin where there wasn't one before...and its still eating its way down....!

*cue dramatic music*

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't think it would be really handy, well, in every day use outside the "Evil Villain of the Year" comp-a-tit-ion.

 

[cHodAX]

Imagine the money shot!

 

[Access Denied]

"We're doing a special today on Alien acid - only $7500"

You REALLY wouldn't want to be shagging a woman who had that when she came on on...

 

[Lamp]

would really fuck the vampires up tho

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - Funny labrador goes nuts over a carrot.

 

[Aph3x]

Imagine the money shot!

Do you cum blood?

 

[cHodAX]

Do you cum blood?

Only if I go beyond my 8 a day limit.

 

[TdC]

8, pff, lightweight

 

[cHodAX]

8, pff, lightweight

After 8 bollockloads my nads are definately lightweight.

 

[Lamp]

Mans Best Friend - Funny Dog Television Advert - Video

 

[CorNokZ]

YouTube - MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

 

[Lamp]

excellent

 

[megadave]

rofl

 

[Lamp]

Old as the hills....remember when it was just an email?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo&feature=related

 

[megadave]

YouTube - Arenas 75 ft Shot Clock Banker

 

[megadave]

LOOL

YouTube - Kasparov's Flying Penis - Apocalypse Now Version

 

[Lamp]

haha

 

[Madmaxx]

YouTube - MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

lol @ the final comment

 

[megadave]

she got owned at the end, no real reply at all

 

[CorNokZ]

His name is the best

Dick Masterson..

 

[Lamp]

I'm sure I saw a pic a while ago of a US judge called Dick Washer

 

[fettoken]

His name is the best

Dick Masterson..

Master of ze dick. I can see you look up to him.