SPAM This thread is for random spam!!

[Job]

Just got this in the post from the French offroad event...makes me think I'm dead ard.
Smoke is cos plug had fouled just before.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[fettoken]

I had sexy time yesterday and didn't wash my dick going before going to work.

 

[Gwadien]

I had sexy time yesterday and didn't wash my dick going before going to work.

Why? Did you give her the apartment and she kicked you out before you could?

 

[fettoken]

That thing's played Gwadien, sooooooo played!

 

[Gwadien]

That thing's played Gwadien, sooooooo played!

That's the theme of Freddyshouse though innit, when was my gardening incident?

 

[old.user4556]

I had sexy time yesterday and didn't wash my dick going before going to work.

I don't think I could walk around with my uncle's saliva on me all day.

 

[backdoor]

 

[DaGaffer]

That thing's played Gwadien, sooooooo played!

Nah, we've got years of mileage left in that.

 

[Gwadien]

TWD be downloading at 250 KB/s for 5 minutes. - 10%ish

come back 2 minutes later, finished.

I nearly lost hope.

 

[fettoken]

I don't think I could walk around with my uncle's saliva on me all day.

That's right, i did it for you instead. Smells really foul, I'm moving on to your mum now. Gonna get nasty. (still not washing it)

 

[backdoor]

 

[Trem]

@Big G

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I had sexy time yesterday and didn't wash my dick going before going to work.

So your cock smells of sock.

 

[old.Osy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QXQz6uE0M&feature=youtu.be

 

[fettoken]

So your cock smells of sock.

Yeah you know that kind that had been in the wash-basket for a couple of months already and already smells nasty.

 

[old.Osy]

http://i.imgur.com/b3QYFBx.gifv

 

[Gwadien]

@BloodOmen hat on

Fuckers escaped from the zoo, they look rebellious as shit.

I like it that there's 5 in the first photo then 4 in the last like; 'Don't worry boys, you go ahead, I'll lose them!'

 

[Zarjazz]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QXQz6uE0M&feature=youtu.be

That video can be made 10 times better by putting it on mute.

 

[Gwadien]

http://i.imgur.com/b3QYFBx.gifv

Haha

'Shit, he's onto me, look over there quickly!'

'Fuck, caught again, okay, I'll compl- oo shiny!'

 

[georgie]

Is that labia I see?

Less 'beef curtains' and more 'beef grand drapes' if that was the case.

 

[georgie]

@BloodOmen hat on

Fuckers escaped from the zoo, they look rebellious as shit.

I like it that there's 5 in the first photo then 4 in the last like; 'Don't worry boys, you go ahead, I'll lose them!'

 

[Gwadien]

View attachment 28587

So I'm right.

I like it that there's 5 in the first photo then 4 in the last like; 'Don't worry boys, you go ahead, I'll lose them!'

'What are you doing? You said you'd lose them!'

'They're quicker than they look!'

 

[georgie]

They're just going to get the G&T's people have ordered.

 

[Gwadien]

Yeah, @backdoor - word of warning - read the coc before @Deebs shoves it down your throat

 

[backdoor]

Yeah, @backdoor - word of warning - read the coc before @Deebs shoves it down your throat

I'm lost, what have I done wrong now?

 

[~Yuckfou~]

You came back too soon.

 

[fettoken]

I handled some chili when making Lasagna, then going for the bathroom to pe pee, touched my dick and now it hurts like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

 

[Trem]

Yeah, @backdoor - word of warning - read the coc before @Deebs shoves it down your throat

What has been done that is wrong in this thread called 'Random Spam'? There may be something but I aren't trawling and there are no reports.

 

[Gwadien]

What has been done that is wrong in this thread called 'Random Spam'? There may be something but I aren't trawling and there are no reports.

Big G & Labia & Me wanting an excuse to say COC