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TdC

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I fucking love salted liquorice, although my arse tends to complain after I've eaten a bag of the stuff (it's like shitting slugs).

um. you are aware there's a thing called chewing? try it out some time Tomlar :(
 

Raven

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ofc it wasn't suicide. He was bumped off, probably not directly by Labour but certainly those involved with the government at the time.

A huge amount of money was made from both Iraq wars and is still being made, it was in some peoples interests to go to war.
 

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Went to my local mall yesterday and at every entrance they had a sign stating, "No Hoverboards Allowed!". How the feck did I miss those becoming available!?!

They possibly meant the mini segway boards. :)
 

DaGaffer

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Tom

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um. you are aware there's a thing called chewing? try it out some time Tomlar :(

It's the chewing that turns it from salted pyramids (or whatever) to rancid slugs. :(

Last time I passed through Schipol I bought about 10 bags of the stuff, worst decision ever. I was on the toilet for a week.
 

Scouse

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Lol @DaGaffer. Nice :D

I once wrote to Rowntree because I'd bought a Sherbert Dib Dab but they'd gone and maken the mistake of putting a Thunderbirds Special Edition lolly in the packet by mistake.

They sent me a reply but the cheapskates didn't even send me a free packet :(
 

Hawkwind

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There can't be enough life boats on there for everyone!
The poor still get locked in downstairs. :)

Actually they use self inflatable pods, so not so visible as the old side mounted Titanic type lifeboats.
 

Trem

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The rage is normal
No mate, I mellowed loads since *mum*, I was like J.K Simmons in Whiplash at work before that (honestly) but people liked me for it :) and I am also (it's getting boring now but it does matter) on these anti epilepsy pills (for migraine) which have done many strange things to me. Starting to think the reward is not worth the cost, just throwing up with migraines is the worst.

Edit - I shouldn't say this but my wife wanted to try these pills because they make you lose *lots* of weight, she isn't fat at all, size 10 bottom half and 12/14 top half because of her knockers but you know what wimmins are like. Anyway I have loads spare because I'm a fuckwit and always forget to take them so she started on them. We did it the correct staggered way and she quit after 3 weeks because she couldn't take the side effects and that was on a quarter of the dose I'm on.
 

Moriath

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Meds is always a toss up between effect and side effect.

Im the same with my citalopram. They make me able to function in a daily environment. But the make me sleepy and depress the old labido. But i wouldnt be able to hold down a job without them.
 

Gwadien

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Fuck me.

Alibaba (Chinese Amazon if you will) made 6billiob pounds today because of 'singles day' Jesus titty fucn
 

Trem

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Meds is always a toss up between effect and side effect.

Im the same with my citalopram. They make me able to function in a daily environment. But the make me sleepy and depress the old labido. But i wouldnt be able to hold down a job without them.
I'm on them as well and agree with the side effects you mentioned.
 

Bodhi

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If you ever fancy a laugh, watch an American drug advert. Normally half of the ad is telling you what wonderful things the drug in question will do for you, then the second half will be all the side effects.

Last time I was over there I saw one for a drug to treat Fibromyaglia which featured a family on a boat in a peaceful river, with a woman smugly staring into the distance, whilst the voiceover proclaimed that this medicine could lead to the shits, vomiting bleeding of the anus and possibly death.

'Murica.
 

Zarjazz

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If you ever fancy a laugh, watch an American drug advert. Normally half of the ad is telling you what wonderful things the drug in question will do for you, then the second half will be all the side effects.

Last time I was over there I saw one for a drug to treat Fibromyaglia which featured a family on a boat in a peaceful river, with a woman smugly staring into the distance, whilst the voiceover proclaimed that this medicine could lead to the shits, vomiting bleeding of the anus and possibly death.

'Murica.

I think I saw this exact advert and others like it last time I was in the US only a few months ago. Frankly the horrendous side effects of all the drugs being advertised would be enough to put off most people taking them! I'm pretty sure I saw one for a diet pill that "may cause brain haemorrhage".
 

CorNokZ

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First thing I'd do after purchasing that jetpack would be blast past a busy bus stop full of people waiting on the bus while screaming "EAT MY DUST, SUCKERS!"
 

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100mph is 8800 feet per minute according to google

So assuming instant acceleration thats slightly more than a minute up then a few minutes to come down (probably dont want to come down at 100mph)
 

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