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[Gwadien]

Who on earth says 'lelel' really ? less cretin please. I bet you actually say LOL in real life too huh ?

I don't know how I can respond to someone with the sense of humour of a 9 year old.

OMG SOMEONE EATING BABIES SO FUNNY

 

[caLLous]

Video of how incredibly quickly that powder stuff went up in Taiwan. NSFW.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Weird how fake that looks.

 

[Scouse]

So what's the facepalm for @Gwadien or do you not agree with using comedy as a way of highlighting veterans and their lack of support. Did you not notice it was funded by veterans for peace?

I loved it. As with a lot of matt berry stuff. And I noticed who it was funded by.

I'm also amused that they probably miss the irony that it's as good an anti armed forces recruitment vid as I've seen. The reality between what action man represents and the actuality of war may stop a couple of well-meaning retards from signing up to an organisation that murders people to order before abandoning their human assets.

 

[old.user4556]

Video of how incredibly quickly that powder stuff went up in Taiwan. NSFW.

Fuck.

 

[caLLous]

 

[BloodOmen]

I don't know how I can respond to someone with the sense of humour of a 9 year old.

OMG SOMEONE EATING BABIES SO FUNNY

And I don't know how to respond to someone with his head stuck so far up his own arse he can lick the back of his teeth. It's a comic, no different than cyanide in happiness etc, not my fault your a humourless cunt, is it? did you moan at George RR Martin when he killed off people in Game of Thrones too? since you seem to have some sort of bizzare love for fictional characters, I bet you cried like a little baby on your sofa

Edit: sorry I forgot this part: omg leleleleelelelelelelelel which is clearly more mature than 9 years old.

 

[BloodOmen]

In other news

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...pp-ruling-overturned-sexual-abuse-allegations

MP's that have abused people in the past arses just collectively got very tight over that, now they aren't untouchable after that ruling.

 

[BloodOmen]

what the fuck is this shit @Gwadien ? wheres my facepalm, I demand a fucking facepalm you cunt ;< none of this 'funny' shit.

 

[Job]

Watching the end of Lionel Ritchies set waiting for Topgear...what the fuck is that shit..painful questions..what was ghat like...feels obliged to big it up...what the living fuck have they done to Glastonbury.

 

[BloodOmen]

Watching the end of Lionel Ritchies set waiting for Topgear...what the fuck is that shit..painful questions..what was ghat like...feels obliged to big it up...what the living fuck have they done to Glastonbury.

Dafuq, how can you say Lionel Richie isn't awesome?!?

 

[Edmond]

He got a bigger crowd than Kanye did last night

 

[Moriath]

He got a bigger crowd than Kanye did last night

Think i saw so ewhere that so eone flew a flag of kim kardashians sex tape still at kanyes set last night.

 

[Edmond]

Think i saw so ewhere that so eone flew a flag of kim kardashians sex tape still at kanyes set last night.

 

[Edmond]

 

[old.Tohtori]

So roommate A, told roommate B something about the trashbin. Rather regular conversation in the co-habitat enviroment i feel.

Approximately 5 conversation lines later she, roommate B, threatened him, roommate A, with a knife and said that she, quote; "Would drag his sorry ass out and beat him before calling the cops on herself" if roommate A did not shut up. Roommate A shouted to roommate C, ergo me, to witness this.

Roommate C replied with a firm negative and added that he would, quote "Stay the f*ck out".

It is now quiet as it has been for 30 minutes. Expecting another meltdown in the near future.

 

[Job]

I meant the utter debowelling of what it was until you get fucking pundits interviewing the stars after the show with insightful questions like 'what was it like'.
In your 30 years how would you rate the crowd....the BBC have focus group decided to mate with Glastonbury and then gone on to rape it, it's like watching an episode of the office , with music and mud.

 

[Lakih]

So roommate A, told roommate B something about the trashbin. Rather regular conversation in the co-habitat enviroment i feel.

Approximately 5 conversation lines later she, roommate B, threatened him, roommate A, with a knife and said that she, quote; "Would drag his sorry ass out and beat him before calling the cops on herself" if roommate A did not shut up. Roommate A shouted to roommate C, ergo me, to witness this.

Roommate C replied with a firm negative and added that he would, quote "Stay the f*ck out".

It is now quiet as it has been for 30 minutes. Expecting another meltdown in the near future.

Print this post so you can remember the events more clearly during the murder trial.

 

[Scouse]

Roommate A shouted to roommate C, ergo me, to witness this.

Roommate C replied with a firm negative and added that he would, quote "Stay the f*ck out".

So you lack the balls to be a witness to someone threatening violence to someone else with a knife?

 

[Edmond]

So roommate A, told roommate B something about the trashbin. Rather regular conversation in the co-habitat enviroment i feel.

Approximately 5 conversation lines later she, roommate B, threatened him, roommate A, with a knife and said that she, quote; "Would drag his sorry ass out and beat him before calling the cops on herself" if roommate A did not shut up. Roommate A shouted to roommate C, ergo me, to witness this.

Roommate C replied with a firm negative and added that he would, quote "Stay the f*ck out".

It is now quiet as it has been for 30 minutes. Expecting another meltdown in the near future.

Should we let CNN know?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Should we let CNN know?

More news if the situation changes

 

[Moriath]

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Yup thats the one

 

[Moriath]

So you lack the balls to be a witness to someone threatening violence to someone else with a knife?

I wouldnt want to get involved either. Though your new house mate seems psycho. I had one once smashed the shit put of an internal glass door when he came home pissed. I locked my door and stayed the fuck put of it.

 

[Lamp]

@TdC irl


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Hmm... I don't know... I think TdC has cleaner ears

 

[CorNokZ]

Fuck what a weekend.. Was supposed to go out friday night with the missus and some of her old girlfriends from school, but I got the mad runs in the morning and got really ill so I stayed home, as in I went to bed at 4pm, woke up at 8, took another shit and crawled back to bed. Earlier Friday I had picked up some imodium to sort out the runs and had taken the allowed amount. Saturday I wake up and my ass is like a shit fountain. It goes straight through me. And I hadn't eaten or drank anything pretty much all Friday, so I am knackered this Saturday morning, but not feeling ill so the drugs must have worked.. "You're still going to the picnic, right?" Now what was that, hun? Your family's annual picnic in the woods, where there are no toilets all while I have the runs? No, I don't think so! 30 minutes later, on the train on our way to the woods, I can feel it'll be a long day, but I am getting better. We had a good day, feeling a little ill, but no shits. Hurrah for that!

Sunday... I wish that I had the runs! I can feel a 100 year old oak log in my lower intestine, but it won't pass. Not even if I squat in the shower and shit in the drain (no I didn't, not a neanderthal). Fucking meds kicked in big time! I tried eating, drinking, 45 minute trips to the toilet trying to at least chop the log in half, but none of it worked. I was ready to head to bed, defeated. Decided to give it one last go.. And out it came! I kid you not, when that thing hit the porcelain it sounded like I dropped a fucking boulder! I even feel lighter!

Phew.. So how was ya'll's weekend?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wouldnt want to get involved either.

Yeah and it's two adults, so if they can't sort it out, f*ck if my input will change things. I can witness a murder just fine behind a locked door where the knife needs to go through more then a cheap tshirt.

 

[caLLous]

Wow I wish I lived with you, safe in the knowledge that you'd be there if needed.

 

[CorNokZ]

"Oh she wants to kill you? Cool, I'll just look away and post about it on my internet forum"

He probably wanted you to witness so she wouldn't do it. Or if you didn't want to see it, at least have called the cops. But hey, what do I know about Finnish culture and your knives and your guns, eh?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes, let's make it about me shall we. F*cking internet warriors

 

[caLLous]

It could be about you going out there and helping to diffuse the situation. But go back to playing your computer games, I'm sure it will all be just fine.