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old.Tohtori

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We honestly need some female feedback on this, is the wipe different? Round the back, below the front etc. There isn't much frontal wipeage going on with men, so it might affect the end result.
 

Moriath

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You back on the pissy emo butthurt juice tonight @Moriath?
No just saying after 42 years had neither of those afflictions you allude to in your so called study. And its worth about as much as the 8 out of 10 cats statistic. But if you want to climb all over your toilet every time you shit. More power to you. Hope you dont fall off one day.
 

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No just saying after 42 years had neither of those afflictions you allude to in your so called study. And its worth about as much as the 8 out of 10 cats statistic. But if you want to climb all over your toilet every time you shit. More power to you. Hope you dont fall off one day.
For a guy who professes to be clever you do like to fall in the "my gran smoked 50 a day until she was 97 so smoking clearly isn't bad for you" sun-reader retard trap a lot...
 

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We honestly need some female feedback on this, is the wipe different? Round the back, below the front etc. There isn't much frontal wipeage going on with men, so it might affect the end result.
(most) Girls wipe front to back otherwise they run the risk of getting shit in their wooha and thus upsetting the PH balance which in turn can lead into a yeast infection.
 

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So my best friend learned today that she passed her exams and is graduating from University with a 2:1 Criminology and Applied Psychology. I cannot express just how proud I am of her. She suffers from severe depression and anxiety so she's had to overcome some serious hurdles.
 

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So my best friend learned today that she passed her exams and is graduating from University with a 2:1 Criminology and Applied Psychology. I cannot express just how proud I am of her. She suffers from severe depression and anxiety so she's had to overcome some serious hurdles.
You sound like a good friend to her. :)
 

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For a guy who professes to be clever you do like to fall in the "my gran smoked 50 a day until she was 97 so smoking clearly isn't bad for you" sun-reader retard trap a lot...

And for someone who claims to be massiv eon equality and not running down the little guy, you do seem to use words like "retard" and "Joey Deacon" a lot. Not practicing what you preach again?

I'm shocked.

No, really.

I just fell of my chair.
 

Moriath

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For a guy who professes to be clever you do like to fall in the "my gran smoked 50 a day until she was 97 so smoking clearly isn't bad for you" sun-reader retard trap a lot...
Not really theres a lot more scientific proof about smoking than there is about the position you take for a crap.
 

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Operation day tomorrow. Slicing open my lumbar spine and hacking some bone and disk away. At least two to four weeks before i can drive after. And could take some months to be completely healed from it.

So frustrating. First time i had a general aneasthetic too. Kinda interesting as well though.
 

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How can you read a book while squatting?! Freaks
Already made that point.

Shitting takes ten seconds - then you read your book somewhere more comfortable than the shitter. No pins n needles evah ;)
 

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Operation day tomorrow. Slicing open my lumbar spine and hacking some bone and disk away. At least two to four weeks before i can drive after. And could take some months to be completely healed from it.

So frustrating. First time i had a general aneasthetic too. Kinda interesting as well though.

Good luck, doesn't sound very nice. Hacking away bones and all that :sick:
 

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Operation day tomorrow. Slicing open my lumbar spine and hacking some bone and disk away. At least two to four weeks before i can drive after. And could take some months to be completely healed from it.

So frustrating. First time i had a general aneasthetic too. Kinda interesting as well though.

shit that sounds painful! good luck I hope it goes well...
 

Moriath

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Thanks

One bright side is im getting it done in a private hospital. But on the nhs. Nice private room and facilities tv wifi etc and food made to order.

Hope i be able to eat some hehe.
 

old.Tohtori

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If it makes you feel better, i just heard there's a pre-festival-weekend party tonight, just got the notification, so i'll probably feel like crap tomorrow too ;)
 

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So the Notes getting a 4K display and my contract in October and it ships with the VR holder and then in another two years I can get the 32K screen note 8...can't wait.
 

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Holy jesus fuck, just watching Peter Kay documentary on CH4 and there was an advert for scientology!!!
Scarily plausible with 'helping poor people all over the world human rights..information etc etc...not happy.
 

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Just tried watching Bob's Burgers. The animation is cack. Anyone actually into it?
 

old.Tohtori

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Holy jesus fuck, just watching Peter Kay documentary on CH4 and there was an advert for scientology!!!
Scarily plausible with 'helping poor people all over the world human rights..information etc etc...not happy.

So? There's adverts for justin bieber albums as well.
 

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