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[Moriath]

Wetherspoons*

Have some respect.

The busiest one in the whole of the UK.

Best microwaver 2k15.

Hehe. Well enjoy your money.

 

[TdC]

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/20...hings-you-need-to-know-to-be-a-good-commuter/

 

[Shagrat]

Wetherspoons*

Have some respect.

The busiest one in the whole of the UK.

Best microwaver 2k15.

Ah, your a ping technician

 

[old.Tohtori]

Back, had fun, drank ate sauna bugs. Will have to check what's been ging on here after i settle in

 

[Job]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-33227119

Terrorist

If you're going randomly attack an innocent stranger for revenge, then at least get the correct minority.....just a word of advice.

 

[TdC]

Randomly read on the internet : "Your unreal amount of talent overshadows the fact that you look like a pedophile."

 

[old.Tohtori]

Randomly read on the internet : "Your unreal amount of talent overshadows the fact that you look like a pedophile."

By "randomly read" you mean "sent to me by my mum"?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well to be fair, he's on Comedy Central, not Fox News.

Yeah, one is a channel known for jokes and skits, not to be taken seriously and general tomfoolery.

The other ofcourse being comedy central.

 

[sayward]

Everyone is asleep. I might have to buy some clothes!

 

[dysfunction]

Cat goes for a flight!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ

 

[fettoken]

I believe that was poster earlier, or it's simply been spammed on FB ten times already.

 

[Moriath]

Posted yesterday. Was even on the bbc news

 

[Raven]

If you're going randomly attack an innocent stranger for revenge, then at least get the correct minority.....just a word of advice.

If the other dudes were terrorists rather than just murderers then surely that guy is too?

 

[TdC]

was he the "all cats are demons!!!11" guy?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Damn my "must solve this" nature. Helped roomie set up the tv and stuff. Now they know i can do stuff.

Must break some other stuff when asked to deter this kind of behaviour.

 

[Moriath]

Damn my "must solve this" nature. Helped roomie set up the tv and stuff. Now they know i can do stuff.

Must break some other stuff when asked to deter this kind of behaviour.

I made that mistake with neighbours. Fortunately they have since all moved. So no one knows my dark arts exist any more round here .

 

[Job]

If the other dudes were terrorists rather than just murderers then surely that guy is too?

I'm not sure, is terrorist just a political label, you can strike terror into a community by going around killing women, but you wouldn't be a terrorist.
I think they were just tried for murder, the 'terror' angle would probably effect your sentencing on reoffending grounds.

 

[Gwadien]

I'm not sure, is terrorist just a political label, you can strike terror into a community by going around killing women, but you wouldn't be a terrorist.
I think they were just tried for murder, the 'terror' angle would probably effect your sentencing on reoffending grounds.

A Terrorist is someone who strikes fears into the majorities of a population.

IE the people that attacked Rigby were Terrorists because they 'struck fear' into the White-British populace - so it's nice to have headlines of TERROR ATTACK.

If these people can't distinguish between Sikhs, Hindus and Muslims, then it does become a race issue, and then it turns into brown people being scared of white people just incase they're attacked.

But they're a minority, and they're kinda muslims, so they can't be victims, right?

 

[Moriath]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/23/uk-teenagers-held-thefts-artefacts-auschwitz-museum

No respect from the youth. No muslims here.

 

[Moriath]

A Terrorist is someone who strikes fears into the majorities of a population.

IE the people that attacked Rigby were Terrorists because they 'struck fear' into the White-British populace - so it's nice to have headlines of TERROR ATTACK.

If these people can't distinguish between Sikhs, Hindus and Muslims, then it does become a race issue, and then it turns into brown people being scared of white people just incase they're attacked.

But they're a minority, and they're kinda muslims, so they can't be victims, right?

Wheres it say majorities in the definition. I think its just strikes fear into any section of the population.

 

[Edmond]

Need to post this full size so you can read it

 

[Tom]

View attachment 25773

This shit is fucking delicious.

Public service announcement. This stuff is as good at blocking pipes as stuffed tampons down a toilet. I know what I've eaten the last few days and there are at least two pizzas, 10 croissants, 2 caprese salads, several buns, lots of scrambled egg and sausage, many apples and lots more besides - all sat in my colon, waiting behind the salty liquorice which seems to be taking great delight in not letting anything past. All I've been able to squeeze out are bits of human-processed liquorice, but the evil stuff only lets a tiny amount out at a time. It's a good job I don't have a water meter. I spent 12 hours on the bike today and I could feel my gut doing its best impression of Elvis just before he died. I weighed myself and am about six pounds heavier than I should be.

Fucking liquorice. Anyway, while I was in the airport I bought another four bags of the stuff. I got home last night and excitedly opened one, only to drop the whole thing in the cat's water bowl. So fuck you, liquorice.

 

[Scouse]

I got home last night and excitedly opened one, only to drop the whole thing in the cat's water bowl. So fuck you, liquorice.

I almost shat when I laughed at that

Anyway - squat on your toilet seat. It's fucking epic. I never poo the old way any more.

 

[Scouse]

Just for you @Moriath:

1.2 billion people around the world who squat have almost no incidence of diverticulosis and fewer problems with piles. We in the west, on the other hand, squeeze our gut tissue until it comes out of our bottoms

And that's just for sexual kicks!

 

[Tom]

Yeah I've squatted for years, it's much more natural although it helps when you've been eating a mixed diet and not a load of shite, which is too often the case when I'm away working

 

[Job]

I read that article last week and was amazed to read of the inner sphincter...how on earth did that evolve...surely not pooing on the carpet or in your pants has only been around for 10, 000 years or so.

 

[Scouse]

I read that article last week and was amazed to read of the inner sphincter...how on earth did that evolve...surely not pooing on the carpet or in your pants has only been around for 10, 000 years or so.

It's likely one of the first things that evolved in us - probably before we left the water and long before we were human. Maybe even a sort of airlock mechanism so we didn't fill up with water when shitting.

Lets face it - we're just vertical worms with appendages. Food goes in at the top and through the action of (mostly) gravity it then falls down through our bodies and comes out at the bottom.

 

[Gwadien]

Just played a game of CS:GO with 4 Polish dudes, they were giving me shit, then I said I was English (he fucked my mother etc) and then he said prove it, so I started talking on mic and he was like Hi mate, sorry, I live England too, I love England.

Fucking immigrants.

 

[Job]

Those Polish chicks are soo frikin hot, was working in a flat and she was pottering around getting ready to go out, figure, face, personality just 10/10, stunning.

 

[mooSe_]

I came across this in Seoul: