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[Lamp]

Allow your nails to grow longer for that satisfying groin scratch

 

[Everz]

Her and Kaley Cuoco and we have my ultimate threesome.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Watch "Yes Man", you will fall in love with her.

So that's where i knew her from

Thanks.

 

[Lamp]

BBC News - Burger King sold to buy-out firm for $3.26bn (£2.1bn)

 

[Lamp]

 

[Thorwyn]

*drool*

 

[Everz]

omnomnomnom

 

[megadave]

why does it have 3 slices of shit meat instead of 1 slice of good meat?!

 

[Vasconcelos]

why does it have 3 slices of shit meat instead of 1 slice of good meat?!

Doesnt matter. It's still hypnotic..... :worthy:

 

[Lamp]

how can 3 bits of meat be worse than 1? I almost drove to burger king at 11:30pm last night to get one. If my PC monitor had taste vision........*drool*

 

[old.Tohtori]

why does it have 3 slices of shit meat instead of 1 slice of good meat?!

Because it's not shit meat, just not quality meat and 3 slices are easier to chew down on then 1 big one.

 

[leviathane]

i'd rather have one big ass mofo burger than 3, but it's cheaper and quicker to cook and probs taste the same so who cares xD

 

[Lamp]

If you had just one piece of meat, your burger would be smaller unless you asked them to fill it up with more gunk & gherkins (who does that?!)...unless your one piece of meat was the thickness of 3. Cheaper doesn't come into it, not if you want a triple decker

 

[megadave]

i get my burgers from the butchers and theyre about the same as 3 of those

 

[leviathane]

.unless your one piece of meat was the thickness of 3

ding ding ding, we have a winner

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well burger king doesn't do 3x thick burgers so, fek off

 

[leviathane]

well maybe they should of, could of saved them from doing so badly in recent times an make a profit, instead they're looking at being bought by a buy-out firm.

 

[Lamp]

TBH, some of the crappy run BK joints in South London, I'd have more confidence in them cooking 3 thin ones better than one fat one

how would you like your burger cooked sir? Singed on the outside & raw inside?

 

[leviathane]

bk is too expensive, i'd rather go maccy d's or kentucky fried rat an get a zinger tower.

 

[cHodAX]

The franchise system has killed BK, the quality is fucking awful nowdays. 15 years ago it was superb but you are luck if 1 in 10 of their places is now even cleaned properly.

 

[pikeh]

The spicy tendercrisp is amazing though, better than KFC's chicken.

 

[Lamp]

Agree with Cho re franchises. Although I prefer the burgers at BK, I prefer McD's fries. My local BK restaurant looks grubby; the service I have to admit is excellent. There's a really good McD not too far from me, very clean but service can be slow.

 

[leviathane]

well generally the people who work at Mac daddys are either foreign or well, you know somehow destined to work their.

 

[Vladamir]

The Pizza Burger: A 2,500-Calorie 'Fat Bomb' - Yahoo! News UK

 

[Lamp]

thats just nasty

 

[Vladamir]

Oh man what a winner

Thar she Bl-ows! - Around the World News - Croatian Times Online News - English Newspaper!

 

[Lamp]

Good news everyone!

My birthday in 2910 will be on a Satuday & you're all invited. What do you get someone who's nine hundred & 30 something?

Calendar [2910]

 

[Huntingtons]

A small infospam about poisonous animals:

Spoiler

theres like 6 venomous species of mammals. Snakes and Spiders have many poisonous species. A few Amphibians are poisonous. No frogs tho. Hell, even some butterflies are poisonous to eat. Very, very rare are birds, to either touch or eat poisonous.
Insects can be poisonous.
A common rumor is that harvestmen are highly toxic but have so tiny fangs that they cannot penetrate the human skin. This is not true. Neither of the concieved-to-be Daddy-Longlegs arachnids are poisonous.

An urban legend claims that the harvestman is the most venomous animal in the world, but possesses fangs too short or a mouth too round and small to bite a human and therefore is not dangerous (the same myth applies to the cellar spider and cranefly, which are both also called a 'daddy longlegs').[4] This is untrue on several counts. None of the known species have venom glands; their chelicerae are not hollowed fangs but grasping claws that are typically very small and definitely not strong enough to break human skin. This myth is so pervasive that it was debunked by two popular television shows, MythBusters and "Bill Nye The Science Guy".

However the Harvestmen species are probably one of the oldest arachnids and an exsisting spiecies of harvestmen are related to fossils dating 165 million years back. Pretty long for a single specie to survive.

Unrelated spider with prey:

Redback spider hauling a lizard into lair.

the largest snail can weigh up to 18 pounds and grow more than 90 cm. The family of mollusca (invertebrate) have been proved hazardous under certain conditions.

"Blue-ringed octopus bites are often fatal"

I havn't found any snails or slugs to be poisonous, however.

on a side note the european mole is poisonous. thats hilarious.

 

[Huntingtons]

 

[gohan]

The Pizza Burger: A 2,500-Calorie 'Fat Bomb' - Yahoo! News UK

need at least 3 to share or die on the spot xD