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[CorNokZ]

Wow, I wonder if he has the taste of balls in his mouth!

 

[Killswitch]

Wow, I wonder if he has the taste of balls in his mouth!

Hell, I know I do...

 

[Lamp]

WikiAnswers - If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or disappear completely

 

[Killswitch]

WikiAnswers - If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or disappear completely

WikiAnswers - If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn

Some people put waaaaaaaaay too much thought into their answers on that site. I also liked WikiAnswers - How many calories are there in 5 inches but it's a bit more cerebral than my first link

 

[fettoken]

WikiAnswers - If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or disappear completely

Good luck eating your own stomach. Failure of epic proportions.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Good luck eating your own stomach. Failure of epic proportions.

Yes indeed, the stomach is the problem. Not like your elbow(which you can't even lick), your forehead or any other part like that which are easypeasy to chow down

 

[fettoken]

Yes indeed, the stomach is the problem. Not like your elbow(which you can't even lick), your forehead or any other part like that which are easypeasy to chow down

How did you do this again, wait... i think i got it

 

[old.Tohtori]

How did you do this again, wait... i think i got it

You got a seminaked man? Good for you, so nice to see love bloom. Bet you two will be happy.

No wait...are you saying i'm like that? Gee, what an insult to be compared to hugh jackman. Mmmm, burn, ouch.

 

[fettoken]

You got a seminaked man? Good for you, so nice to see love bloom. Bet you two will be happy.

Actually, he is calling on you. See. Those noises are well known to attract seels right? Will you answer his mating call?

Not but seriously, Eating your own forehead and elbow should be no problem, using something to chop it off first and then grind it down.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually, he is calling on you. See. Those noises are well known to attract seels right? Will you answer his mating call?

Well you if any would know a seal mating call. Wubbly fetty loves his beastiality

 

[Urgluf]

How did you do this again, wait... i think i got it

god i'm gay for this man

 

[Lamp]

I'd like to see him doing his look-at-me-I'm-a-huge-Hollywood-asshole-poser run in the surf while eating his own stomach

 

[Lamp]

BBC News - US church defiant despite condemnation of Koran burning

 

[megadave]

YouTube - The Ultimate Pisshead!

 

[megadave]

YouTube - Face vs. watermelon

 

[gohan]

YouTube - The Ultimate Pisshead!

might just be really windy

 

[megadave]

this comic is pretty funny

http://hipsterhitler.com/2010/08/juice/

 

[Lamp]

Is snooker really sport?

Bill Werbeniuk

 

[Lamp]

...but....he did do this

YouTube - Snooker - Pot of the century by "Big" Bill Werbeniuk 1980's

 

[Huntingtons]

fuck me, thats insane. and yes its a sport.

 

[Lethul]

Walking With Precision Video

 

[pikeh]

Walking With Precision*Video

omfg.

 

[DocWolfe]

I thought in snooker the ball wasn't allowed to leave the table. It is...

9. Jump shots are illegal in International Snooker. It is a foul if the striker intentionally causes the cue ball to jump (rise from the bed of the table) by any means, if the jump is an effort to clear an obstructing ball.

 

[Lamp]

Walking With Precision*Video

Trooping the Colour > all

 

[Lamp]

Marilyn Manson removes make-up in TV show tribute - Behind The Music

 

[Thorwyn]

I thought in snooker the ball wasn't allowed to leave the table. It is...

9. Jump shots are illegal in International Snooker. It is a foul if the striker intentionally causes the cue ball to jump (rise from the bed of the table) by any means, if the jump is an effort to clear an obstructing ball.

I think the word "intentionally" is the crucial one here. He didn´t try to pot that ball (judging by the queue angle). He simply hit it too deep and it jumped, so it was a fluke.

 

[Lamp]

This is class

YouTube - Jimmy White massé shot - coolest snooker shot of all time

 

[Vasconcelos]

 

[Thorwyn]

This is class

YouTube - Jimmy White massé shot - coolest snooker shot of all time

Good old Jimmy White
Anyone remember the game where he took 3 minutes to contemplate his next shot and couldn´t find one, then decided to just hit the bulk of red balls with one of his 100mph power shots, one red dropped, leaving the queue ball in perfect position to the black. And the commentator said "I didn´t spot that".

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - DAOC: Number one fan